the email they send

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

Nothing says "America is Back Baby!" like "Allbirds became an AI hardware middleman because they wanted to pump their stock instead of going into bankruptcy, so they said they will find some computer chips somewhere, but can no longer sell shoes."

when u get the biggest implants they'll give u

she dant on my pe til I ic

surprise! I made it home in time for con :) I'm still recovering but I'll make myself a comfy station at the dance tonight (Fri) - come say hi! And I'll see y'all at the Renegade!!

looks like I'm good

We call it the Seattle puppygirl Airbnb experience.

post bottom surgery hackers in the hospital B) met @brie.gay in advance but @katriellerose.bsky.social saw Sophie so I made this sign :3 made friends then got together to chat n watch! nurses loved it, surgery team said they'd never seen anything like it so I'm proud. making friends-based!!!!

there are two trans lesbian tinglers. there should be more. i have made a note

🦴 🐾 trans-fixed since 26!!!! 🐾🦴 I'm alive :>>> and so so euphoric... inspired by sum's "titty free since 23" kandi ;3 tysm @katriellerose.bsky.social for taking care of me so far and the rest you're an angel...

we don't talk enough about the tension between "listening to what they're saying rather than waiting for my turn to speak" and the ADHD mood of "if I don't say my thought now I'll forget it forever" if I don't keep the thing I wanna say at the front of my brain I'll lose it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The reason GenX is an insufferable joke is bc the best of us were purposefully killed off by our government. They are doing it again bc it worked the first time.

500k in 1 day, this video (and comments) left me in tears youtu.be/OSYmTw6_bjc?...

NEW ONE PIECE LIVE ACTION TRAILER USES EDGY "COME SAIL AWAY" BY STYX FOR ITS MUSIC this song was such a huge part of my childhood omg. so perfect!!! youtu.be/3kwyt3DgWC0?...

PSA: I can't call CVS anymore because their new AI answering machine deadnames me every time. despite everything being changed 8 years ago. asked them and they went in to fix it, to no avail. so please beware if calling CVS. or just seek competitors ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Katie B. Wilson has just taken her oath of office and been sworn in as Seattle’s 58th mayor.

yayyyyy I love joy yayyyyy I love whimsy!!!

what happened to Natalies? when I transitioned it was like easily the #2 most common stereotypical transfem name and I haven't met one in years. there are still Emmas so where did the Natalies go???

2 diff grocery stores in 2 days and zero jelly donuts. during chanukah. what is going on?.?

2 from WA. jesus

None of this is ever really of any good quality, it's easily debunked, but that's not the point. In aggregate, however, it gives the impression that there is problems with trans people and our healthcare, otherwise why would there be so many articles and news pieces? And that's why it's the volume.

me: barks metamour: barks my cat: meow me: yes!! you too!!!

No but really I took these on Halloween, and I fucking hate this discourse god damn, so much transmisogyny everywhere. Purple might be my favorite color but the longer this goes on the bluer I get. I am not selling anything, just finally posting photos showing off my bangs

Blue this, Red that... Can't we just go back to being Purple? For a Normal Reason?

is whoever picks the mtg arena daily deals is trying to tell us something cuz like

yeah why would I pick something else and other myself like that?? Just put cis woman as the first option and now it's helpful

🚨 In the latest tally, Katie Wilson has once again gained vote share in the Seattle mayoral race and officially taken a narrow lead. Today's batch broke 55.57% for Wilson and 44.13% for Bruce Harrell. Wilson now still leads with 49.83% of the vote while Harrell still trails with 49.79% of the vote.

King County counted another 38,391 ballots in the mayoral race today, bringing the total number of ballots counted to 267,875. There's still more than 10,000 ballots to be counted.

Eight months ago, Katie Wilson declared her intention to run and all the conventional powers-that-be said she didn't stand a chance of winning. Remember that we don't always know what is possible.

katie wilson please win we need a W so fucking bad

JUST IN: Katie Wilson is now ahead of Mayor Bruce Harrell in the Seattle mayoral race. Stay tuned for details on today's count.

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𝐒𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐬𝐭 We’re in a pretty scary position that needs to be figured out within the month if we can help it. We’re in search of mutual aid via donations, shares of my thread, or purchases from my shop. Anything helps! All additional links and info will be listed below⬇️ gofund.me/599795f31

you like Yeah 3X I'm like yeah x3 we are not the same

Emergency! The place I lined up to sleep at tonight is getting evicted so I'm totally fucked. I've worked enough hours to get into an apartment soon but not if I have to blow it all on emergency shelter. I need money help for food and hotels. Please help! The end is in sight! cash.app/$puppyfreya

little-known fact: the phrase "dog tired" refers to the phenomenon where sometimes u get so exhausted u involuntarily go full puppymode (speaking only academically and not from experience of course)

My family needs to raise just over $300 to keep the power on this month. I won't be able to work on any of my projects or even access the funds I do have tied up in the system. You can help via Cashapp to $t4tclt with note "trans power" or use the attached link: opencollective.com/t4t-charlotte

@katriellerose.bsky.social and I going live in 10 min as part of the Orchestra! www.twitch.tv/virtualvgo?s...

It's so funny that Pioneer still has a monopoly on professional DJ equipment given that rek box literally just erased all of my USBs right before show and this has been happening for years and they never fixed it

🎉 THE FULL LINEUP FOR FIRST IMPACT IS HERE 🎉 🎟️ BELOW After so much blood, sweat, and tears getting here, I have nothing else to say. I think it speaks for itself :3 Thanks to everyone at Impact! who stepped up to make this happen. 2 weeks left. Can't wait to see y'all on the floor ❤️🖤🤍

Join us on 8/16 from 1-4pm PST with #FrancisAkula! Let's raise that dollar so we can scale our operation and continue to afford our storage rent! #Twitch #CharityStream #MAV #MABoost #MutualAid #Organizing #SeattleSky

truly inspiring

LOOK AT THIS IDIOT I LOVE HER

I'm not a fan of puppy tears, but I've a wagging fear someone else is pulling at the leash

‼️huge breaking news‼️ passports w corrected gender ARE being provided. the window IS open as of now, no idea how long it will last. the success story - applied a few weeks ago w printed injuction - bothered the office unprompted - brought a copy of the attestation form despite already mailing it