Your girl just ordered her dishwasher. Yes I'm excited. Yes I'm old.

They're saying she's done it again (happy fake Christmas to all who celebrate)

The bangs are back in town

Financier shocks Caribbean Island residents by ordering food in perfect nonce

You heard me

So today girlguiding announced they'll be excluding anyone not assigned female birth from being a member, in one of the most snivelling "please don't be mad at us for doing a shitty thing" posts I've seen in quite some time.

10 years apart

P She/Herman 42 Wallaby Way Sydney

RIP Udo Kier, the devil melty-fucked his wife and daughter in that movie one time but IRL he was gay so hell yeah brother keep on rockin in heaven, KJB salutes you 🫡

RIP Yuri

It's moobin time

the hardest part about being trans is being forced to accept that your family probably kinda sucks, whereas if you're cis you can likely tolerate only seeing your lead-poisoned uncle a few times a year because "oh he's family". we don't really get the comfort nor convenience of cognitive dissonance.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

"Dick Chainy is no more" Yeah we know, Locktober ended on Saturday...

If the Aeropress grinder doesn't fit inside the Aeropress cavity then we riot. It's that simple.

The boobs are having a phenomenal day

Don't mind me, just reminding you all that I'm cute

Happy Halloween to all the Glaswegian guys dressing up as a girl today as a "joke", good luck with your gender affirming care appointments in two centuries time

It’s his day.

She's here to work on your pipes

Falkner writing a pissy letter to the minister going “its been six months and trannies are still legal what gives“ is quite funny tho

RIP to a real one

Been moving house, but I'm still here, I'm still wearing the same outfit, and my tits are still great

How do I know if the app has decided I'm cool?

This is the morning after you're missing out on by not dating me

Estrogen is magic

Only managed to take a medium 2nd load after how much effort the first one took

Taking some big loads today

Tr*nny in a tranny

I have a house

Told a girl I love her

Start taking your vitamin D now, not in 2 months when you're already feeling shit

You know, it's bloody tough trying to sell books these days. So do a trans girl a solid and help me get more eyes on my latest. It's a fun time zombie apocalypse with flying saucers and aliens. Available as ebook and in print. #IndieAuthor #Scifi www.amazon.co.uk/Curious-Deat...

Hey, does anyone here know any girls in southern France? One of my friends broke her ankle and I'm desperately trying to find someone who can go check up on her and make sure she's alright

Hike good, touched grass.

I've been by myself this last year, and I've never felt lonely until this weekend. She's away at a festival and I just want her here next to me.

A political statement is always fine if it supports the forces of capital. Matters of human life and dignity are where the controversy arises.

She's impossible to punish, any threats just lead to more horny

Sending her video updates on my gag reflex training

Packing my life up, hopefully for the last time in a while

Accidentally training a girl to start moaning/quivering as soon as I tie my hair up

Happy girl

Why does it get harder to exist the closer it gets to seeing her?

Didn't have a night terror last night!

The eternal struggle to find a non-horny head pat gif

An air of sadness hangs over 9/11 this year

Wore the same outfit again tonight but no new photo

I'm down bad here