Lawwell gone. Early Christmas present. Good fucking riddance. Now the rest of them to go

Tonight’s film @elephantlens.bsky.social @carchariasorca.bsky.social

Me when it happens

Surely he’s listening to this?

i stand by this statement every year

A U.S. customs officer having to go through my social media history

Our The White Lotus

With the amount I’ve consumed over the years, my bones will probably be leaking Irn Bru

You will be visited by three spirits

First time in a long time I do not feel in the slightest bit festive or enjoying the Christmas spirit. Honestly fuck December and this entire holiday. Anyone else feel like this?

Still baffled by this. The Connect 4 era can already get fucked

Aww that’s what the draw reminded me of

I am proud to announce that I have been awarded the Cracker Jack Peace Prize. The plastic ring is but a small token of the 14 wars I have ended and billions of lives I saved.

this is going to be the worst world cup ever huh

Jonathan Pearce trying to hide the disgust in his voice has been the highlight of this entire farce

The Village People - a nightmare in synth

Better start packing my Patriots top if we’re going to Foxborough 😎

OF COURSE Trump got the Village People

So Group C means we’re going to the home of the NE Patriots? As a Pats fan delighted with that 😎

Fuck me ‘98 all over again 🤣

This is a fucking farce

Aw fuck there goes group D. Fuck sake

Guy Fawkes signature before and after watching this World Cup Draw

There are children not yet born who will be playing international football at the world cup before this fucking draw ends

Listening to Rio Ferdinand

Never give Rio presenting gigs ever again

Save us Shaq for ffs

What I’d give to see these 2 be at the draw

Making Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood look slick and professional

A woman in a massive red hat asks the audience ‘WHO REMEMBERS BOB MARLEY?’ Utter silence. Perfect.

I’ll take 500 for which leader was on that island?”

“Nominate Donald.”

Fucking hell Lauryn Hill. Have all the tax dodgers been invited to this?

That performance

‘We hope you have many hours of fun with the Peace Prize Colouring In Book, Mr President’

Usually when an orangeman conducts the draw Rangers get a home tie

I miss these kinds of draws. Bring them back!

"and it was on his Island where you became best friends...."

It’s like watching a school sports day hand out awards to everyone just for participating

Keep politics out of football. This is embarrassing

He’s awarded himself this prize as a middle finger to the Nobel people hasn’t he? Can’t write it

Aw fuck me it gets worse with Robbie Williams. Never beating Waka Waka, that’s still a banger

Aw god not fucking Kevin Hart. Just get on with the fucking draw. Could’ve done this in 20 minutes

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