Guy Fawkes signature before and after watching this World Cup Draw

Me crossing the #imaceleb bridge, but all that's waiting for me is a case of wine and cheese and biscuits

Guy Fawkes signature before and after watching the Scotland game

Classic of the genre #facebooknews

Off to the football, on my own, for the first time in about 40 years!

Beautiful sunset this evening

Working on halloween. I served 3 zombies, Homer Simpson, who bought donuts, Superman and Spiderman

Happy Halloween...time to get sheet faced

The Andrew formerly known as Prince

Drunken online shopping is never a good idea...I appear to have bought a ticket to a West Ham game 🤣🤣🤣 #COYI

I violently farted when I was in a lift with Nick Knowles

Opening the Christmas Twiglets seems to get earlier every year

As someone who has a disastrous dating life 😂 I'm actually feeling sorry for the guys on #mafsuk

AM vs PM British weather in a nutshell

Me hearing about Charlie Kirk

The lunar eclipse is over there somewhere

It's shit myself o'clock

Might put the heating on

When you're having a nice chat with a guy on whatsapp and he sends a dick pic and says have a good shift....erm you know I'm on annual leave...oops 🤣🤣🤣

One of today's new tattoos

Lucy Bronze

Come on Tim

Alf's match ready

I've not seen any of the England games as I've been working, I'm not allowed to watch on Sunday am I?

I can handle the gulls coming in uninvited but smaller flappier birds are another matter. Had to scoop him up in a teatowel 😂

Berger Queen #euro2025

Tell me it's the school holidays without telling me it's the school holidays

Buzzballz are my 'spirit' animal

Woah Black Betty Crab and ham

Did somebody say beveragino

I'm like an Essex version of Aphrodite 🤣

I'm back to work tomorrow after 11 days off. I've forgotten how to wear normal clothes

Another day of day drinking and the beach? ok then. I definitely picked the right week to have annual leave

I was 5 in 1975, makes you think

En Vogue are killing it

Last one to the beach buys the ice creams

Loving my Taskmaster themed birthday 🎂 😍

So today I'm turning 55 which apparently means I can take a 25% lump sum out of my pension pot and also qualify for moving into sheltered accommodation, yay

Clouds

Saturday

People moaning about the weather at least it’s not snowing. Imagine shovelling snow in this heat.

When two women are chatting on social media.

Sorry I've not been on here much lately but I'm in a bit of an embarrassing situation....I've started dating a Spurs fan 🤣

Im at the age where I'm not the work mum to the newbies, im the work nan 😂

Fucking hell...amazing #eurovision

Come on!!!!!! #Eurovision

One for the #Eurovision dads