Wes Streeting is the new Glenn Hoddle

The planet's fucked bruv

Happy #dogsatpollingstations Eve to all those who celebrate

We're at the 'he's trying to escape' stage of catsitting

We're at the Elbow montage stage of the London Marathon

I feel like I'm being judged for my lacklustre catsitting skills

Give it some minge

Had to share, this is my daughter's garden

This Reform leaflet from three Gateshead candidates looks like a timelapse of the same person

I'm at that awkward stage of potential armageddon where I can't decide whether to eat everything just in case or stockpile everything

Not a bad view for a first date this afternoon 😍

Happy St Pat Wicks Day

I don't want to sound like an old codger but Channel 4 tonight with Crufts followed by the Pottery Showdown final was chef's kiss

You in another decade

Mandelson/Mandelsoff

New Channel 4 documentary dropping...24 Heirs In Police Custody

What will Andrew be eating for his birthday dessert? Something custardy 😂

Happy about bloody time day to all those who celebrate

Pancake day really creped up on me this year

I was thinking of doing the skeleton mixed doubles race but I had nobody to go with

My Valentines date this evening #Caturday

Standing up and just saying 'right'

M&S picky bits

You BBC bastards #traitors

😭

First sunset of 2026 wasn't too bad

Christmas has officially started

Happy Eastmas everybody

Guy Fawkes signature before and after watching this World Cup Draw

Me crossing the #imaceleb bridge, but all that's waiting for me is a case of wine and cheese and biscuits

Guy Fawkes signature before and after watching the Scotland game

Classic of the genre #facebooknews

Off to the football, on my own, for the first time in about 40 years!

Beautiful sunset this evening

Working on halloween. I served 3 zombies, Homer Simpson, who bought donuts, Superman and Spiderman

Happy Halloween...time to get sheet faced

The Andrew formerly known as Prince

Drunken online shopping is never a good idea...I appear to have bought a ticket to a West Ham game 🤣🤣🤣 #COYI

I violently farted when I was in a lift with Nick Knowles

Opening the Christmas Twiglets seems to get earlier every year

As someone who has a disastrous dating life 😂 I'm actually feeling sorry for the guys on #mafsuk

AM vs PM British weather in a nutshell

Me hearing about Charlie Kirk