Cool Ronch
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I lost my sense of smell before it was cool
Lou Diamond Phillips in the Chair Company
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about 14 hours ago
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Want to feel old? If Bob Seger wrote Old Time Rock and Roll today, it would be about Hoobastank. Also, he’d probably spell his name “13ob 5eger” and no one would know if you’re supposed to pronounce it “Bob” or “thirteen ob”
about 17 hours ago
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Thinking about Aric’s blast rooms tweet again
4 months ago
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Just got Taco Bell and they said the Baja Blast machine was broken. All the time I thought I was the Baja Blast Machine. Much to consider
about 2 years ago
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This is how Baja Blast is made
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almost 2 years ago
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This Christmas, head on down to Taco Bell, where you will be visited by 3 spirits: the ghost of Christmas Blast (Baja), the ghost of Live Más Present, and the ghost of Christmas Yet to Crunch
12 months ago
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(Voice that sounds like someone scooting in a heavy chair without lifting it up) we need to go back to the time of mommy milkers
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5 days ago
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Hey Grok, how many beers is safe to drink before climbing in the roof to hang Christmas lights?
7 days ago
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There are too many Jeffs. We should change half of em to Garys. We’re kind of low on Garys.
7 days ago
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Jimmy Two Hands (cozy era)
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actioncookbook
8 days ago
ME: they shouldn't be able to say 'your order has shipped' when they've just created a label. That's not shipped. ISAAC CHOTINER: so, you've never claimed to have a task underway when you've merely opened the file? ME: that's not- CHOTINER: in this Teams message to your boss, you said-
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8 days ago
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rich traditions
10 days ago
putrid person. never been even marginally inconvenienced in his life and so full of bile. so destructive. so stupid and incurious and certain. just an absolute cancer of a man
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We’re all focused on what Quentin said about Paul Dano but has anyone noticed that he thinks Toy Story 3 is the 2nd best movie of the 21st century??
10 days ago
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A lot of people think homes should have front doors. What this blueprint supposes is, what if they don’t?
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12 days ago
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patrick
13 days ago
Blood City, P.D. had one of the best ensemble casts in TV history
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When there was only 1 set of footprints in the sand? That was before I followed you back.
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David_j_roth
13 days ago
Nobody does "booty had me like" posts anymore. And I think that's really sad.
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One time, it was a Beagle and I temporarily named him Root Beer
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14 days ago
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They should call it Supperware because I put my supper in there
14 days ago
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andy™
17 days ago
i’m not sure how but this is real
antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
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It’s because they’ve never had mine
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19 days ago
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“These are the brakes.” - Kurtis Blow teaching someone how to drive
20 days ago
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New town every hour
21 days ago
Biggs, California Pop: 1,879
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biggs,_California
Images:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=141362707
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=141352495
https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=141352470
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ceej
22 days ago
the universe may be dying. entropy will probably win. but I exist at the same point in space time as cool ranch doritos. I wonder what other snacks I’ll get to eat
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This is why we should have never put the Coast Guard in charge of classifying hate symbols.
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22 days ago
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I’m going to listen to the Nuzzi song but from the perspective of a person who also made music of extremely low quality when I was that age (and now too!)
24 days ago
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Thinking about becoming one of those guys you were just kind of acquaintances with from 2005-2009 but you ended up friends on Facebook and he posts 12 to 15 incoherent political takes a day.
25 days ago
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correcting typo and derailing riff
26 days ago
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Here’s the twist: he’s got the new Charmin Forever Roll stuck to his shoe.
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26 days ago
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Batman or halo
26 days ago
OPERATION EIGHTEEN NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH
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Asking my wife for the big toilet paper roll for Christmas
27 days ago
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Let’s hear it for the toads!
28 days ago
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have them ask my houseman about donad
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about 1 month ago
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I started taking piano lessons yesterday. Once I learn a scale other than C major / A minor, it’s over for you bitches
about 1 month ago
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I prefer to get my data from the Taco Bell State of Local Commerce report, which states that Americans are living more más than ever before.
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about 1 month ago
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Me when I drop a pick in my acoustic guitar
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about 1 month ago
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I’m going to get a turkey and cheddar on schiacciata from Spiteri’s to celebrate.
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about 1 month ago
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Ross wrote this article after mommy forgot to put a cookie in his lunch box
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about 1 month ago
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Branson COMMS OPEN
about 1 month ago
Cool photo I took a few seconds after waking up when Joe Camel hit me with his car
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This is pretty good, Rudy, but you should have gone with this format instead. Put an x over each tower and say “Now Orlando is my best friend”
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about 1 month ago
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matheus
about 1 month ago
agora só falta deletar mais umas 10 músicas e o álbum vai ser perfeito
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Dan Clyne
about 1 month ago
Lost in some of the bigger election news last night: Dick Swaab has won the Sewer District
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Hahaha suck shit LaMalfa
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about 1 month ago
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I’m in an oral surgeon waiting room right now and I’ve heard both Friends in Low Places and Rosanna. Shit is popping off in this mix. Hell yeah
about 1 month ago
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We took our dog to upper park today and within minutes he had a fishhook stuck into the side of his toe. The emergency vet had no availability so we took him home, pushed the hook through his pad so we could snip the barb off and pull the hook out. It took so long to do and sucked so hard
about 1 month ago
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Modelo should sell 8 oz cans for people who just want a few small beers
about 1 month ago
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Congratulations to some guy in NY. I regret to inform the rest of you that you’ve snoozed and losed.
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about 1 month ago
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Thanks to the soundtrack to the latest TMNT movie, my five year old son has really gotten into M.O.P.’s Ante Up and DMX’s Party Up. I think he might be ready to try beer
over 1 year ago
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I’m still cracking up the Musk thinks it’s remarkable that he sleeps 6-8 hours a night
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about 2 months ago
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