at least the Mechanical Turk was good at chess

any colour you like, as long as it's AI

idk, i thought he was pretty clear

oh god can i ever

All I have to say about the Nuzzi profile is that at the end of it she jokes about how she destroyed her life. In fact she did not do that. She has a book, a magazine job, this lovely profile. People’s lives are being destroyed by this administration, however, including by -well, you know.

shout out whoever stole our cat litter delivery. i hope it brings you joy

more like American Cunto amirite

Bethesda getting ratioed into outer darkness for this new Fallout 4 update lolololololol

a quick shout out to @richardblade.bsky.social for describing Twitter yesterday on air as a "sewer". this is an objectively correct description and the more people who give it the arse the better

some absolutely wild choices for "Preferred Language" on this doctor's intake form

same

The New York Times publishes a handy guide to which federal forces are terrorizing us at any moment. This is America, 2025.

um

a) wtf? why is ICE advertising? b) yet another reason why Spotify should be fired into the sun

McLovin United States, Census, 1930

@kyleor.land hey Kyle, i hate to do this, but i've sent you several emails re a story pitch, and i'm not sure whether they've actually gotten to you or fallen foul of a spam filter. could you lmk? many thanks

@russmarshalek.bsky.social i got back from two months in Spain and the entire time can be summarized as "let's see about this ham"

@acerola.gg but Acerooooola i thought you would appreciate this street name from a rural village in southern Spain

why do Americans say "go ahead" so much

every centrist pundit is currently gathering screenshots for their horseshoe theory ass take

i look forward to seeing how somehow zohran is to blame for this

thoughts and prayers

loooooooool at the choice of picture here

how about get fucked Westpac

and i did not speak out, because i was not a storm

suck it Wordle, that's two days in a row Wordle 1,509 3/6 🟨⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟨🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

just want to share how i SMASHED Wordle 1,508 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩🟨 ⬛🟨⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Hey ABC - can we stop calling them "settlers", which sounds like a benign homesteading movement. As Israeli human rights groups themselves say, those Israelis trying to displace Palestinians in the #WestBank are terrorists: state-sanctioned terrorists. #StopIsrael www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...

ooh, nice

i mean you can just HEAR this in his voice, can't you

fast coming to the conclusion that fireworks are Shit for Dickheads

"but we can't afford to increase the dole"

walking down the aisle to Big Jet Plane is more embarrassing than the woman that called in and admitted she shat herself #hottest100

hi hello these are the 10 best Aus songs: The Drones - Jezebel Magic Dirt - Ice Lost Animal - Lose the Baby INXS - Stay Young God - My Pal Rowland S Howard - Autoluminescent Divinyls - Boys in Town Triffids - Wide Open Road Cold Chisel - Flame Trees Midnight Oil - Power and the Passion that is all

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social "Is a war a 'war' if one side is just flat-out massacring the other? We asked David Brooks, Bret Stephens and Benjamin Netanyahu to debate the implications of the word and whether its use is anti-Semitic"

"I asked ChatGPT—" good for you! i asked my cat and he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about either

The precious norms of American journalism are a form of blind arrogance. Joe McCarthy showed 75 years ago how easily they could be hacked by crooks and liars, yet “neutrality” is still venerated to the point of absurdity

i can't wait to hear about how there was a super secret Hamas command centre inside the espresso machine or something

the United Healthcare strategy: they ain't gonna be complaining if they're dead

The entire Latino population in the U.S. is 65 million. She means all of us.

new Zohran verse just dropped! they asked me if I'd go to Israel i said, "no, no, no" that place is wack, and would i come back? i don't know, know, know i ain't got the time and the city thinks i'm fine they tried to make me go to Israel i won't go, go, go

it's wild how much of a grudge MAGA land holds against people who actually win elections

The weaponizing of antisemitism to beat back the left is something we've seen increasingly for the past couple of years. People really need to start recognizing it for what it is.

they said i'm gonna start a jihad i said, no, no, no

look in fairness Steam's recommendation algorithm is usually pretty good but it does occasionally have v amusing brainfarts

@coletteshade.bsky.social happy birthday legend!

brb just rotoscoping the cat

Jonathan Chait! Chuck Schumer! The Atlantic! Matt Yglesias! that Dish guy! The New York Times! Mayor Pete! anyone who uses the word "sensible" in the same way Tony Blair did! your boy is taking one hell of a beating!

look tbh i don't really like this world very much