did not expect to have anything in common with Johnny Knoxville and yet here we are

I would not object to a series of Knives Out type sequels with The Sheep Detectives and Nicholas Braun.

A "podcast" that is taped and released as video and features famous people is just a talk show that doesn't have to abide by union rules.

I'm counting down the days

LOVED LUZIA!

well shit... one of my bff's bff with a long term mystery illness passed away (after months and months of me saying I should go visit (at a long term care facility)). do not put off visits. I'm the worst.

In addition to watching the DILFs with strollers, noticed a garden van that filled a ton of equipment in the back, but was actually a small vehicle that managed to drive around the busy park and everyone laying on the grass b/c it was so small. (in a park in Stockholm this afternoon)

I dispute the premise here, insofar as it's not really secret

I've been walking around the non-touristy "real" neighbourhoods of Stockholm and realized I've been mostly seeing DILF's pushing strollers alone. Sitting at a park, then noticed it's prob 60% man+child, 30% woman+child, 10% couple+child. Parental leave in Sweden, ah!

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Everytime I look up Cirque prices: it's too damn expensive. Everytime after I see a Cirque show: GIVE THEM ALL THE MONEY

Here for Cirque's Luzia for the first time.

The extra banana helps

James Burrows was not a giant in sitcom directing. He was THE giant. The primary director of Cheers and Taxi. The only director (I believe) of Will & Grace. The director whose pilots for Friends, Third Rock, Frasier, and Big Bang Theory got them on the air. The king. RIP. people.com/james-burrow...

Wow James Burrows. RIP What a legend.

Elisha Cuthbert and EJ deserve better.

Anyways not sure I'm gonna make it through all of Every Year After but I did realize I just saw the lead Sadie Soveral in John Proctor is the Villain, playing against the guy who is Young Moriarty in Young Sherlock. As evil as Amazon is, I guess they're inadvertently funding some good theatre?

Off Campus was what we thought Heated Rivalry was going to be and Every Year After is what we thought Off Campus was going to be. Just lessons that Off Campus was made well, and Heated Rivalry is a miracle masterpiece.

We need to remember who board members usually are made up of and it's not the class that rallies for working people.

In case you were at the opening of the award winning musical that deals with poverty and implicitly race, you had the understudies and why there were no black people in roles that sort of demand it... b/c it was funny when friends were mad about the casting and we were all confused by their rants.

Game? What game? Here to play games with Jeremy Jordan

Also Jordan Luke Gage announced in the Brad Pitt role in Thelma and Louise musical (with Rachel Tucker as Louise). London casting announcements gonna kill me today.

One Day the musical? WITH JAMIE MUSCATO???!!! GIVE ME ALL THE DAYS

Oh nooo the super hot straight shawarma guy on Front St recognized me AND remembered my order. I haven't even been in months. Agh!

The cute bass player (who also played my friends choral Christmas concert) is back in the ballet orchestra pit and there's a cute trumpet player I've never seen before!

Anyways, the final scene in act 1 has the always hot trio of two men and one woman dancing together spinning off into just the two men dancing and I know I've been obsessed with Heated Rivalry too much but a Heated Rivalry ballet would simply be perfect. Can you imagine when Rose enters the ballet

Here for MADDADDAM. I know nothing about this Margaret Atwood story so this ballet shall be interesting. I'm assuming it'll be dark.

Apparently energy drinks no longer allowed into Four Seasons Centre? But full cups of coffee are? And other canned drinks are?

2 two-show days in a row might have been a mistake. I'm too old for this. Guess we'll see if I make it through today.

Going inside from the rain to The Outsiders

Well, made it to Primary Trust but no time for lunch... This better not be a play about food.

maybe I should see a Wednesday matinee? 1:30pm? UGH

Literally people will be like “airplane seats should be more accommodating!” and then slam theirs right into the knees of the person behind them the moment the seatbelt sign goes off without a second thought.

I’m glad they called out height, which is often left out of accessibility/comfort conversations around theater, flying, etc. There are definitely theaters that are all but no-go zones for me, and at most I stall have to (and fortunately can afford to) be very picky.

A huge percentage of Toronto gun violence was linked to the tow truck wars, and Project South wasn’t the first time cops have been caught being involved. Makes you wonder how many degrees of separation the cops are from the rest of Toronto’s gun incidents.

Just fyi for people planning to travel as passengers on planes: You do realize gravity still exists on the plane, right? Cause a lot of you don't seem to realize and you should probably learn that.

5G

I know it's a JLo movie but what was the Office Romance budget so they can afford the best character actors for every minor role?!!!! (or is it just slim pickings for actors these days that they'll take a 30 second role in a JLo romcom?)

wait, the Burger King Coaster in Niagara Falls (Frank N' Coaster) only opened in 2020? Why does it feel so much older?

Spring Awakening the Musical

ahaha wasn't Vegas the shoo-in to win? karma for taking in (and paying millions to) a s-a abuser, and good on the Canes.

Tbh the left could learn a thing or two about dragging your feet instead of immediately complying with orders you disagree with.

Richard O'Brien's The Kennedy Center

It's going to be especially hilarious seeing people from countries around the WORLD all celebrating.

I think you could build considerable public support behind the idea of not just trying and punishing billionaires, but erasing their names and existence from any public physical space

“Why’s it taking so long to take down the name when they put it up so fast?” yeah, undoing every single thing he’s done is gonna be exactly like that, get used to it

Completed reading the current Rachel Reid books with her other non-Game Changer book The Shots You Take. She's really great at the gay hockey romances, eh? Maybe cause this one's about 40something gays, I may think about this one even more than the others (all of which I've loved).

I feel like I'm watching the Doozers construction guys from Fraggle Rock

Remember when he gutted USAID as head of the Department of Government Efficiency and 600,000 people died?

I need to make effort/quality of character matrix Sucks, tries too hard: Bari Weiss Sucks, nonchalant: Gwyneth Paltrow Great, tries too hard: Anne Hathaway Great, nonchalant: Miley Cyrus