Mount Rushmore of Nickelodeon.

Quite a flex to turn up at the presidential palace, get him to confirm you as prime minister, call him unfit to serve with no moral authority, tell him to resign, and then pose for a picture

This man has his finger on the nuclear button.

I mean, sure, I guess I could happily watch more of Jack Whitehall being flung headfirst into walls, why not #snluk

#SNLUK is so good I'm willing to forgive them for having Jack Whitehall on... but let's keep problematic hosts to a minimum* in future please. *zero

Did Jack Whitehall actually cut his lip doing the Peter Pan sketch? #SNLUK

How is #SNLUK so good?!

If you didn't know anything about Donald Trump and were simply told the man in this picture could bring about the end of civilisation, you'd believe it.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

"Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell"

Those four astronauts are now the furthest from Donald Trump than anyone has ever been. I envy them.

Some sad news to report, I'm afraid... Jeff Grant, the director of legendary public information film Lonely Water, died on 13 March. He fought to include the film's horror elements, and they proved so successful that it opened the door to the shocking PIFs that we know and love. (1/2)

Fun fact: This is the only movie that's ever made me full on cry. I mean, a proper emotional meltdown. As a result, I love this but can never bring myself to watch it again.

What an absolutely fantastic final! Gutted the series is over. #Gladiators

READER, I SCREAMED A SCREAM #Gladiators

Dynamite entering through the crown is so amazingly wholesome. #Gladiators

I am so here for Legend rinsing Apollo #Gladiators

They say Viper's heart grew two sizes that day. #Gladiators

Get these two on Celebrity Come Dine With Me #Gladiators

Josh showboating, you love to see it. #Gladiators

The Tyler 'taches in the audience will never not unnerve me. #Gladiators

"A second Gladiator has been defeated on Unleash" #Gladiators

Seeing even the injured #Gladiators in the gauntlet warms my cold dead heart.

Initial impression of Saturday Night Live UK... it certainly captured the energy of the US version, for better and for worse.

"Launching Viper torpedo, Captain" #Gladiator

Fury is wonderful and we are blessed to have her. #Gladiators

Viper says more with no words than Apollo does with an entire poem. #Gladiators

I know Nicholas Brendon had his problems, but I can't get past the fact he never seemed to be genuinely interested in getting well and used them as a pass to smash up hotel rooms, beat up various girlfriends and assault convention staff and attendees (both physically and sexually).

Normal service has been resumed.

We lost the Buffy reboot but will be getting Sister Act 3.

This was fucking gross when Holly and Phil did it, and it's fucking gross now.

What better way to advertise the cutting edge in UK comedy than to use a book character from 90 years ago played by an American.

Sympathies to mums waking up this morning and finding their Mother's Day present is a cameo from Gregg Wallace.

BBC, we need to know what cereal he's eating. #Gladiators

Casual as fuck energy. #Gladiators

What is Apollo doing back there?! Barney’s right, the coloured ball rule is very silly - it’s clearly been ported over from Powerball but in this case only one contender plays at a time, so any ball should count really. #Gladiators

GET IT BECAUSE SHE'S CALLED ELECTRO #Gladiators

Best fact. #Gladiators

Nice to see Clattenberg's wife made it. #Gladiators

Absolutely crazy how the right-wing are going into a hysterical fury over Winston Churchill being removed from banknotes, yet apparently couldn't give a shit about Alan Turing who had a huge impact in stopping WW2 (I'm sure the fact he was gay has no bearing on their apparent lack of interest).

This had to be made in ChatGPT.

The moment #Gladiators became a 60s musical.

Could have been worse. #Gladiators

Hinley having already lost then still falling on the travelator pretty much sums up his night sadly. #Gladiators

Hinley not managing to score despite the Gladiators mostly leaving him alone is WILD. #Gladiators

Happy World That's Not A Book Character Day!

Now more than ever, you don't have to be cutting and pasting batshit posts that you have seen over on That Other Site and also, for fuck's sake, get off That Other Site, again, now more than ever