GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

i promise you that whatever you think will happen next won't

Tony Head's death is a gut punch to me. I never got to meet him, but he was a great actor and seemed to be an all-round great guy. I just want to go to bed and be sad.

Someone explain to me how the comments "I am sexist, sorry I am" and "Abortion is murdering a defenceless baby" can be taken out of context. #BBCQT

A reminder of what Nigel Farage said following the murder of Sarah Everard by a serving police officer.

The face of a man confident that no-one will be talking about his £5m bribe anymore.

Remember when the news used to be boring? When it just sought to inform us of goings on in the world, usually with a feel good story at the end? Now the news sets out to scare and anger us, giving us bodycam footage of people dying just because they can.

Nigel Farage literally inciting riots to make us all forget about that £5m he was gifted. www.instagram.com/reel/DZHNam6...

This never fails to wind me up. Please explain how this is a Simply Cheese sandwich when it's got fucking mayonnaise in?!

You’re trapped in the last TV show you watched, where are you? Seattle.

Drop an alien that’s not from Star Wars or Star Trek.

Congratulations to that one person who bet £5 on Josh Widdecombe being one of the new Strictly hosts. Everyone laughed at you at the time, but who's laughing now?

I would say to cancel this shit, but it feels pointless. ITV won't cancel Love Island and that show has a body count. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

#SNLUK has been such a ride. I genuinely thought it was going to fall flat on its face but it turned into a must-view show for me. Much kudos to the cast and crew, see you in September!

Finally a show recognises Mr Blobby for the monster he is. #SNLUK

Ncuti Gatwa looking fabulous as per. #SNLUK

Prearing for the final #SNLUK and hating it's the final episod of the series already. Roll on October!

(Not Nish Kumar)

Holy shit, Peter Serafinowicz as Farage is just amazing! #SNLUK

What's even the point of getting married anymore? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Bit confused here. I thought Reform's timetable was: 9am - Declare victory 11am - Get Starmer out 12pm - Stop the boats

"UKIP's here" www.instagram.com/reel/DYEkoCZ...

This is probably the most straightforwardly egregious example in the article. This woman is voting Reform in order to strip her disabled stepson of his benefits. You couldn't make it up.

Putin on a Horse by Joanna Page, 2026

<detective> I’m sorry but mommy isn’t coming back. You’re gonna have to be brave now because soon podcasters are gonna be calling you to ask about the killer <sobbing child> wha-what if I wite a book to secure my intellectual pwoperty wites first? <detective> that’s a good kid

"We need to smear the Greens to clear the way for Reform? What should we say?" "We could say it's a hotbed of antisemites" "You know their leader is Jewish, right?" "Who cares how little sense it makes. It worked against Corbyn!"

Weekend Update is an absolute banger this week! #SNLUK

Yoshi has Mr Blobby energy. #SNLUK

We need a Doctor Who episode where the companion exclaims "what the fuck is that?!" #SNLUK

We're doing a Doctor Who sketch now when Ncuti Gatwa is guest hosting in two weeks?! #SNLUK

Celeste Dring is giving off John Connor's foster mother from Terminator 2 vibes in this music video. #SNLUK

Sharron Davies trying to get trans people banned from Parkrun, which is in no way competitive, proves that this crucade is less about protecting women and girls and more about stopping transgender people from being allowed to do anything. www.independent.co.uk/sport/great-...

My brother shared this in the family whatsapp so coming to a work place near you the best email ever

Hey, psst, you over there, do you want to hear me chatting to @magicatmungos.bsky.social, @fraggleshock.bsky.social, @stevenperkins.bsky.social and @monsterofcoffee.bsky.social about Taskmaster? WELL TODAY'S YOUR LUCKY DAY x

Since everyone else is doing it.

ITV have relegated the World Cup qualifier to ITV4. Apparently Celebrity Catchphrase, Kung Fu Panda, Liar Liar and Midsomer Murders are all of higher priority than seeing women play football.

Was this GP struck off just because he asked a Muslim woman to remove her veil? How likely does that sound? 🤷‍♀️ Did he actually ask her to remove her veil 'because he was struggling to understand her?' Let's take a look at what really happened based on the tribunal reports... 🧵 1/25

Mount Rushmore of Nickelodeon.

Quite a flex to turn up at the presidential palace, get him to confirm you as prime minister, call him unfit to serve with no moral authority, tell him to resign, and then pose for a picture

This man has his finger on the nuclear button.

I mean, sure, I guess I could happily watch more of Jack Whitehall being flung headfirst into walls, why not #snluk

#SNLUK is so good I'm willing to forgive them for having Jack Whitehall on... but let's keep problematic hosts to a minimum* in future please. *zero

Did Jack Whitehall actually cut his lip doing the Peter Pan sketch? #SNLUK

How is #SNLUK so good?!

If you didn't know anything about Donald Trump and were simply told the man in this picture could bring about the end of civilisation, you'd believe it.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

"Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell"

Those four astronauts are now the furthest from Donald Trump than anyone has ever been. I envy them.