New photos from the USS Abraham Lincoln show service members receiving minimal food portions as reports grow that some troops have lost significant weight and aren’t receiving care packages—while the Pentagon denies any shortages. (Newsweek)

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here. Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.

I and millions of Americans believe exactly the same thing Kasparov does. Too many troops, too many new prisons, too much money not under Congressional supervision. We're not just witnessing a mass deportation scheme anymore. This is something significantly bigger and scarier.

So, um, yeah. open.substack.com/pub/anitabla...

UTAH auto body shop owner: “You guys broke the fucking window to get in here! Where is your warrant??” Trump’s ICE goons: “Yes we did… We don’t need one.” 🤔 Rights are gone under this regime. (From Somali Snaps: www.instagram.com/reel/DUKpzuS...)

I'm doing a new thing Anita B's Assvice to the World anitablanchard.substack.com?r=artl4&utm_...

Then they were the only ones surprised.

Y'all. I've done so much core work since the surgery. YOU CORE IS YOUR FRIEND, my little chickadees! Ok. So much of this core work was the yoga contortions I engaged in to take a bath and wash my hair, but let's discuss this later.

We have entered the period of the year where days and dates have no meaning. Instead, we wake up wondering what social obligation we've committed to for the next 12 hours.

You know how, if you are neuro-spicy, you rub your feet together to self-soothe? DO NOT DO THAT AFTER FOOT SURGERY!

That’s pretty literal.

Southern folks say, "Don't be ugly!" when someone has the choice to be good or evil. I thought it was a figure of speech until I saw today's Vanity Fair pictures.

“I’d have no problem releasing the video” “I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.” 5 days apart 😬 (From @therecount.com )

Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.

Hundreds of millions. Wow, that's a lot. That's more than have died in every single war combined in the entire world since 1900.

#Academics: Are you still manually entering your citations and references by hand or have you moved into the 21st century and use citation software. As god(dess) as my witness, why the H3LL doesn't everyone use citation software?

Racial profiling is all they do. Lawless.

My friend @anitablanchard.bsky.social is on the streets in Charlotte, keeping kids safe. You can listen to her talk about it here: www.wfae.org

Marjorie Taylor Greene has been hated by the left for years and never feared for her life. She’s been hated by the right for two days and had to hire security.

Boycott anything related to Hendrick's

Charlotte has some thoughts

The last King gave Charlotte a nickname he thought offended us, but I am thrilled to tell the current wannabe King, "Welcome to the Hornet's Nest, Motherforker!!!"

The first week of March 2020, I took a study abroad class to Berlin. There are many stories to share but the best one is that two of the students from that trip are getting married. Following their love story makes me so happy. What a story for them to tell their grandkids!

How you take the 26 lb cat to the vet.

I think this here is what we call a "blue tsunami." 🌊🌊🌊

Our NC Precinct is PACKED!!

What on earth?

Charlotte will need help. Here's a link to assist our neighbors with food now that SNAP is canceled. Any place in your neighborhood is a good place to give. www.heartsandhandsfoodpantry.com/donate

So, here's my radical theology: people who shout "JESUS IS THE KING OF KINGS!!!" Huh. Jesus was an illegitimate, illiterate, itinerant prophet who was killed by the government. We call him "king." But think who is illegitimate, illiterate, and itinerant in your community. That is Jesus.

I bought her book. I don't know if I can read it, but I want to support her.

Why is it that when I work on/write manuscripts that I am excited about I get the STINKIEST sweat? Every other thing I do does not elicit the pit drama that writing my fancypants stuff does.

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

At this stage of my career, few things cause me to write: HOLY SHIT! In the margins of an academic article. Here is one: postivie emotions reduce the ingroup/outgroup effect. Positive emotions reduce racial bias. WOW. This could inspire a whole new area of my research!

The only violence I’ve been seeing in Portland is from the so-called Feds!!! Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.

I shan't be doing anything today. She's purring. It would be illegal for me to move. #caturday

So twin son stayed home tonight because "I'm tired of going out with people where I'm the only funny one." Same, child. Same.

TFW your grad student emails you because she just found the PERFECT paper for her thesis. Students getting excited by research? The best part of this job!

((Whispering)) Was Candace Owens in love with Charlie Kirk?

Oh, we're going to lean.

New word alert: sherlocked. Meaning: to adhere to a boundary that maintains your autonomy and mental health. Revisions to definition accepted

This strikes me as pretty bad

I know there's dirt in the Epstein files, but I didnt think there was government-shutdown-invade-2-US-cities-bomb-venezuelan-boats-refuse-swearing-in-duly-elected-rep level dirt in there.

We have a Rebel Resistance flag by our Ukrainian flag, both flying off our front porch.

Where were you when you understood the lyrics "his love was the key to open my thighs?" Me: driving my kids to school at 6:45 am 🤣🤣

So, Trump's not been seen in public since the military debacle?

So, I think we were all correct when "You didn't measure up/In any measure of a man" was indeed about Matt's weeping willow because Taylor Swift prefers, ummm, a redwood.