thinking about when siskel and ebert were dicking off and riffing in-between takes and decided to roast the shit out of the protestants

I miss the good old days, where you actually had to do a bit of leg work to see how the newest conspiracy theory was antisemitic

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be my friend on egge :) I’m .spacejunk

I forgot to take my fuckin pill! if you’re reading this remember to take your fuckin pill

im on the all seed oils diet. i see'd oils i eated it

really long line at the weed store why is there 1 person workingg

I get so much excitement from movies and shows and music that I have fomo about not being a creator. need to lock myself in an empty room until I’ve overcome my insecurities. then you’ll see. then you’ll allllllll see

being a tap water girlie is so funny. my client asked me to get her some water and she watched me fill a cup from the tap, when I presented it to her she looked absolutely HORRIFIED

was trying to figure out who has the “YOMAMMA” vanity plate and it turns out it’s my sweet elderly coworker

I accidentally bought something for $167 I’m gonna **** ******

finally playing undertale:)))) it is so fuckin cute. Toby Fox made a little song out of snores. incredible

deep fried cauliflower and butternut squash 😌😌😌

when they confuse correlation with causation 😭🤬🤮😵☠️🙀🙅🏼‍♀️🚨🔪⁉️

I miss tag memes lol…the sad thing is bsky is never ever ever gonna get rid of their character limit

Bio! Andee | she/they | 26 | bisexual virgo rising, cancer sun, cancer moon into astrology but in a totally cool and based way lil freak who loves kidcore and hippiecore and spacecore :) —DNI: under 18, zionist, pro-cop, anti-neopronouns, proships, terf/radfem

new prof pic (w permission) by the wonderful catcrumb from tumblr!! their art is so cute <33

I think I’m just gonna quit and do porn while I find another job. if anyone wants the chaturbate link I’ll send it when it’s time lmao

all my applications rejected :( what do now

has anyone watched yellowjackets? can u tell me how quickly they get to the fucked-up stuff that’s foreshadowed? cuz im v interested but I don’t wanna watch 5 seasons of build up

ppl in my state always whine abt californians moving here which is so. like. ??? shut up?

announcement. these pockets on my pants are like, full pockets. its amazing. I keep reaching in from the side cuz im used to slanted pockets that make my phone fall out when I sit down

elfstrogen…

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(spock raising an eyebrow) but captain, blowjobs are… highly illogical

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the writers of lost killing off all my favorite characters to give more screen time to asshole Jack and cultural appropriator Locke: now that’s entertainment!

it would be really funny if I met sheena ringo, my favorite musician who sings about love and the beauty of life and togetherness and justice, and she turned out to be a dick

thinking about my wonderful mutuals this valentines day ❤️ you are all so sweet and funny and I hope you do something nice for yourself today ❤️❤️❤️😘

I wish this was vent

this is your daily reminder to pee in the shower

therapists in movies bug me soooo much lol I know we can’t expect screenwriters/directors to study realistic sessions but just do it. every therapy scene is so embarrassing

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?

every job is sucks and lame. weeping like jesus

yesterday was best friends bday @cmobashir.bsky.social I love you SO much and I can’t believe we’ve been friends for TWELVE years?! you changed my life and I guarantee I’d be a worse person if I hadn’t met you fjlsjclsjlsjdks. you always remind me of what’s beautiful about life. larv u ❤️❤️❤️

oh you like recess? name the five most funnest things to climb on at the playground, i'll wait

thought I didn’t have a celebrity crush but I forgot about michelle rodriguez

love being a john locke hater. like. shut up

I actually do relate to desmond from lost a little bit. I too think I’m saving the world by hitting meaningless buttons

Every time u raise a pitchfork at a member of your own community a fascist smiles and feels a little cozier in their bed that's all I'll say on the matter

walmart interview today I am noivus 😬

who is sabrina carpenter and why do i keep seeing her face everywhere

ppl who wear loud colors and clashing patterns and rainbows i love you

it took several months but i finally completed the process of making one (1) decision! cancer crab W!

sposed to meet my parents soon but whag if i weed suck to get hit……

what if Plato was right and the real world is in a cave somewhere or whatever.....

dammittttt i really fuvked up this balgy gate run. I wanted my bard to romance astarion but I failed and i advanced the plot before finding out he’s a vampire so now it’s just never revealed?! and he never got the vampire powers im so 😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤