The wrong amazon is on fire and the wrong ice is leaving minnesota

Random art story time. My granddad painted. I inherited his paints/kit after my grandma also passed. I can’t tell you what he painted though - he destroyed every single painting before he died - none of them met his own standards. All that art he created: but we have only his tools.

ready to paint. Prepped a canvas. Sketched an image. Got time, tools and ready to g- What do you mean I can’t open the white paint tube? Godsdammit. 🤣

It is Friday morning and my work PC graphics card has clearly had enough, static and flickering and flicking on and off. Woo! I’m… also probably the most computer literate one in, so I guess that’s my morning now 🤣

Furries have already achieved the dream of every shit silicon valley technology and in a more ethical and less cringe way The metaverse: VRChat NFTs: adoptable fursonas Typing words into a text box and having art appear: commissions

*big complex feelings and thoughts* adulting, eh

It's Nice To Be Nice.

Feb 7th, gorgeous kinky burlesque, circus and performance art, what's not to love 😈

We interrupt this horny posting to bring you show updates Me and @chc-artworks.bsky.social have our last dress rehearsal today for Transient & Trifling and honestly this show and what we're showcasing is truly something special 🥹 www.jacksonslane.org.uk/events/trans...

trying to shift my leather trousers which no longer fit me because i lost a bunch of weight lmao my bad. open to offers but want em GONE ✌️ secondskin.co/en/listings/...

New level (of middle-class) flaming queer unlocked: singing The Worst Pies In London full volume whilst doing a weights session in our home gym. New meaning to breath control, for sure.

The inner tornado of rage at not only having to come out again, but noticing how casually my brain works the coming out info into a conversation, how it’s just how things are and this is something I just have to do and deal with. I shouldn’t have to.

oh no my creation turned on me who could have forseen this

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Behave.

So i’m at a concert tonight, and sat in the bar on my own at a small table. The show is the Queer Singers, so the crowd is of course very LGBTQ+ generally. I’m minding my own business, just waiting for the house to open - I came alone. (I’m in my leather jacket + crown - this is important later)

Delighted to announce I’m exhibiting one of my favourite paintings in this show, Feb 5-26 only, in Brixton Tate Library!The show promises to be a brilliant one, and is free entry!! (There is also a launch event on the 5th, link for tickets to this here: www.outsavvy.com/event/32686/... )

me on my way to love my friends unconditionally and tell them as such

… I need to buy a speedo, and make sure more of my friends have this kind of birthday party. It’s the only way I can be a better friend, clearly.

Actually makes me feel grief, sadness for how many folks I've met so far would rather be the cube.

My portrait of Adam Awbride came out while browsing some images on my phone… we used to follow each other on Twitter, but past is past… anyway, here it is 😉 red pencil on paper. #gay #portrait #drawing #gayart #cute #young #twink

‘He’s’ not a dog. We put ‘his’ brain on a floppy disk, installed new software, and now his body is a dog. Philosophically? Totally different guy. (Further reading: Ship of Theseus.) - 💪: @chc-artworks.bsky.social Dog mask: @pupjoi.com Discount code: SILVER

So, time to show this off I reckon: I made a thing. And then it got out, of course. Company safety equipment wasn’t any good at protecting me… …of course being tied up made getting away harder. 😅 Thankyou to @bjslave.bsky.social for the help and @spacepupsilver.com for the amazing photos!!

Look I made it into an event photo! In monochrome, of course 🤣 This was brill, I felt very hot and very … vulnerable, protected, exposed, helpless, desired, ignored. All in one. 🫨

🐮Bracers, Sam Browne and integrated belt Wanted to make some more "formal" leather accessories suitable for a leatherboy. Pretty happy with how these turned out!

Awh 🙈🥰 #HeatedRivalry

In early 2024, I took part in a group session in a hire dungeon. My limits in regards to impact play were agreed beforehand (none), printed out and put on the wall alongside all the other subs limits. I was then tied up and hit by the group founder, who was mostly just annoyed when I objected.

Support the artists and creators you love wherever they are capable of existing. If you can financial support, fabulous! Not everyone can. Not everyone wants to. If you can't? Comment. Share. Support. We aren't dirty little secrets, we are all people just wanting to create for another year!

There is a correct answer to 'Song of the Year 2025' and it is Paris Paloma's Good Boy. This song/video rewrote my brain chemistry and made me permanently queerer, angrier, and more pagan. youtu.be/5NfyIpE4zaw?...

#Ropebondage #TapeGag #Blindfold

#Goop #Slime #Encasement

11 years. ELEVEN YEARS. Still love him. More than 14 years, too - we didn’t get upgraded on our wedding anniversary, so this is our second anniversary, because queers do everything ✨extra✨

I’m not a pup … but if I were you might catch me like this.

Can report, I also had fun, in case it was not evident from the photo. I was a good boy :-D

*cries in gay hockey fan* 😭🥰

always remember: 1. sending someone a text message is 1000x more meaningful than a social media post 2. a phone call is technically assault

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

For trans people who see this and feel their heart rate rise: it's good. Click through. It's positive, short and direct.

I felt that I looked hot tonight. I am pleased with this.

*slow flail of pre-Christmas work week dragging out fo r e v e r *

love yoooooouuuuuu

Woooo tourism with @rubberboyseraph.bsky.social

Who is going to Hunter? I need a date for the night.

Out buying @pupboihermes.bsky.social ‘s Christmas Present 🥰🎄

It has been pointed out that I now have my first GymCrush 🤣🥰🙈🫠

Shut up, your coming with me

Everyone else talking about the shower scene in #HeatedRivalry but THIS is the one that really made me scramble for the pause button 🍑

I’m a modelmaker - so a designer/craftsman who makes basically… anything, props, sets, products, etc. So it’s either being asked if it’s like playing with airfix (no) or my favourite: “oh haven’t 3d printers replaced you?” (Also no 🫠)

Nope this is too cold and wet and miserable. I’m off to … somewhere, somehow. Or maybe i’ll just go sit in the bathroom that has the radiator.