One step away from completion. I can’t tell you how happy this is making me feel

NODA writeup of my play came in, and it’s *very* lovely and complimentary 😍😍 I think I might have done a good job at directing, guys. 🥰🥰🥰

Went to leather bound Showcase today which was a social event combining both the dykes and London Leathermen and it was absolutely lovely just to see everyone just vibing. More queer (as in inclusive) Kink Events.

I do. I really do. 💛💛

💛 to the Morrisons shop assistant (Lisa) who stopped me buying my bacon roll and coffee.. so she could point out that if I also got a chocolate bar, it would cost less AND I’D HAVE A CHOCOLATE BAR. Truly sometimes people are unpromptedly wonderful, and i’m gonna hold onto that today.

How hard is it to get in touch with the fairies and summon Mothra? Asking for a friend.

Want to start your rope journey? This is a perfect introduction to complete beginners! From health & safety to basic knots! Get your tickets via link in my bio 🪢

@sixbreathsaminute (on insta) and l are creating a one-of-a-kind event: a fusion of sound bath and rope jam. An immersive journey for your senses. The intention is to invite deeper connection, whether with a partner or with yourself. Dates and details coming soon... stay tuned! 🫶🏼

Anyone in London (or close enough) free to meet this weekend? Feeling pretty horny for a play session. Picture of me from Folsom for attention.

THREE SHOWS DOWN. Three to go 👀 Righto, who am I seeing in the second half of the run?

Reasons to buy a ticket no.1.. make sure you get one for the rest of the run (until Saturday only!) Come see the play, come experience the queer story, come get the least expensive bar drinks you’ll get all year at a theatre 😆 www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/ken...

guys my cast got a standing ovation. ON THEIR OPENING NIGHT SHOW. *super proud director vibes* 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

O p e n i n g N i g h t Solo / play Directorial debut, too. Aaaaaargh

Progressives are just hotter. 🤷‍♂️

Handed over the cast to the Stage Manager. Given my last notes out of my notebook… It’s all very Real now. 🥺

Very good note there: Too often I’ve encountered people who assume I’m at events purely to make Their Ideal Scene happen, often without asking if I want to play with them in the first place!! (And awwww thank you 🥰 *big cuddles for @aethiakink.bsky.social )

"Aww this is giving me such fomo" no it's not you're not fearing missing out you actually are missing out, your worst fear has been realized

daily reminder that if you use generative AI instead of your actual brain & imagination you! are! a certified! looossssseeeerrrrrrrr!

Right, who’s coming to my play next week? Legally you’re obligated to come, or … you’re a homophobe 👀 thems the rules, i don’t make em. (Poster of cast member in football kit for attention - this is indeed his costume for a lot of the show) www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/ken...

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A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.

I’m directing a play! A classic of queer theatre: Beautiful Thing by Jonathan Harvey. Come see it, it’s on next week and next week only: 8-13th September, at the Erith Playhouse. Lovely cast, excellent story. Tickets available here and ONLY £12: www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/ken...

SHORE LEAVE PARTY

nope, can't get Tequila out of my head now! ... though i am slightly impressed i remember the lyrics

trying to write a book as a narcoleptic is like trying to run a race without a leg. trying to read a book as a narcoleptic is an absolute fool's errand. instant slumber. rip-van-winkled in 10 seconds. I still don't have AI do either for me, so if you do I sort of think it makes you a craven gobshite

wooo spiral

Gods save me from people who will only answer one question per email, even when given a numbered list.

Yikes, that email has entirely wiped my ability to do any more work today. Nothing quite like rejection to fuck up your brain.

Wishing everyone the best Berlin Fetish Conference! Here are some important tips.

TFW you do the things you are supposed to do to the letter, and then other people let you down, or move the goalposts, or insist you should have followed rules not written. Don’t get upset! You’re not *allowed* to be upset, that’s against the rules too.

Trans rights or Tentakil will eat your face

CTHULHU WILL RISE 🫦🦑 i've dredged up my stupid sexy solo show from the ocean depths for 2025! a timeless, relatable tale of star-crossed love betwixt man & eldritch death-squid 🥺🐙 it's queer! it's messy! it's the perfect way to see in the impending apocalypse!! 🎟️⬇️ x

Go follow Taraka and I’ll make sure he posts more 😈 (And if you see him in Manchester this weekend, please do terrible and sexy things with him - ideally on camera)

Compact 🪢 With lovely @bjslave.bsky.social #shibari #kinbaku #ropebondage

I’m glad I booked a day off to recover from travel/holiday. Unfortunately someone seems to have told everyone so I’ve got SO MANY THINGS I now have to resolve today 😂😭

Really fucked off with how I’ve been responded to by an institution and honestly wondering if there’s any point raising this to them - if they act the way they have, why would they bother to listen to feedback?

holiday tomorrow wooooo Just gotta get through work and a rehearsal first 🤣

a university is not for generating profit, it provides cultural enrichment via weird little gremlin people who love visigoths or haikus, and very occasionally a scientist who figures out faster than light travel

Okay, good. Productive day. Very ready to go sit in a desert somewhere for a few days tho to recover. Wait what do you mean I have to do more tomorro-

live.

<approaching zero patience>

Particles are gay it's official

It is wonderful to have the house back, reset and (mostly) free of building dust. Just need another weekend now to relax and enjoy it in, after spending the entire weekend just gone cleaning and finishing up the bits the builders weren’t contracted for 😝🫠😴

It is entirely possible that I may be a dork. UNPROVABLE THO. (Sound on for maximum impact)

"we have to make sure young men get laid or they'll turn into fascists" no-one is guaranteed anything, life is a cascading shitshow of not getting things you want, how about you choose not be a fascist because it's a weak, sloppy ideology for morons and dweebs

I HAVE MY STUDIO BACK 🥳

@puppycal.bsky.social and I will be there on Friday. Who's joining us?

Rub me up and down pigs💦

I’m directing this. Come see it! The cast are excellent, the writing is spectacularly funny, clever and down to earth. It’s going to be excellent, and it’s going to be on for *one week only*… so don’t miss your chance. www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/ken...

is it sad. is it funny. is the comedic impetus of the word vagina in unexpected situations just another thread in the filigree of English misogyny. All I can do is stare out at the ocean and weep