Also people need to get better at writing instructions. I CANNOT READ AND WILL NOT DO ANY STEPS THAT YOU *DO NOT WRITE* FFS

If anyone knows of a job I can do without years of retraining that *isn’t* in a horrifyingly depressing and soul crushing work environment, let me know. Thx.

Literal instant torrential rainstorm just started here, complete with a simultaneous lightning flash and massive crack of thunder immediately after it started. Alright, own up, who pissed off a witch near here?

FFS kinkster! Stop using these new blow-up collars! They are neither a safe nor a gradual way for breath control but fucking dangerous and lethal in ways you probably did not think off! toytorture.com/warning-agai...

Clouds are so fucking cool and we don't talk about it nearly enough.

Me when misfortune strikes my foes

I remember seeing a post like "carnivores don't tend to have horns, they're usually a defensive weapon for things lower down the food chain" and now I can't help but see those pictures of dragons with huge horns the same as 6ft 5" bottoms going 👉👈 hunt me

I married a monster

Looking for volunteers ⤵️

Once again I am reminded that I find being presented with a false choice situation incredibly upsetting. DO NOT ASK ME TO PICK ONE OF TWO OPTIONS UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR ME TO PICK EITHER ONE. *deep breath*

Yes you can be asexual and kinky

Precisely #ace #asexual

I can't believe this. @itmantwerp.bsky.social says attendees "clearly consented" to having their images used because photos are on the Darklands website. Consent for festival promotion ≠ consent to be featured in an academic chemsex conference presentation.

Woop! Updated my portfolio website. Lots of arts and lots of thoughts about them. Have a look 🥰 chc-artworks.uk

I got to go see a play today, and a sci fi movie. And I booked an immersive theatre thing. Happy boy.

My friend is so hot 🥰

Very very excited about this - Make sure you get involved!! The more people we have, the more cool stuffs we get with it 🥰🥰

Free Informed Consent = 3 words that all matter! FREE → No pressure, no coercion. You can say no without consequences. INFORMED → You get ALL the info in language and medium you actually understand: risks, benefits, alternatives. CONSENT → YOU decide. Not your doctor. Not your family. YOU.

Tfw you have tits, a front butt, AND a disco ball

Taking bookings for April ⬇️

Six of swords, indeed.

I suspect I missed a course at school/uni where one was taught what the hell it means to implement deliverable workflow dependencies and provide assurance support in a reticulated narrative environment for spline retention across the nonsoleum gridwork in reel time settings of multiple contingenci-

A positive piece of news for you! Groks image creation functions are now entirely pay-walled. No freebies at all. Which means peoples FREE access to at least one AI system is now shut down. This sparks joy!

Clocking in system was broken temporarily this morning. My employer was very excited, saying it looked like we’d all decided to work for free. I pointed out that was not the case nor indeed how that works - he … said it was a shame. I feel so valued* *no, I don’t

Oh no I have NO patience at work already and it’s literally the start of Monday.

the next time you draw a man, you should check whether or not he has glasses on and if he doesn't, carefully ask yourself: should he have glasses?

no YOU just spent half an hour making a silly 16 second video for lols

I’m a pretty boy

Continuing my effort as an to be an informed hater, I gave in to pressure at work to start using AI coding tools to see what it is actually like. Already paid for by my company so my ethical concerns are moot anyway. After a month, my verdict: I feel like I'm on cocaine (derogatory) 🧵

Since the topic is circulating within my community, here is the letter I sent to @itmantwerp.bsky.social yesterday re: Uninformed Exposure of Festival Participants During Darklands Study Visit – International Chemsex Conference, March 2026.

News to shock many*: AUTISTIC BOT ENJOYS ONSEN A space with very strict rules about calm, volume and cleanliness; a space where you get to sit in hot water without having to make small talk with random strangers. Plus you get to be naked, which appeals to my exhibitionism. *none

Do not chase what you 'think' other people want to see. Chase what makes you fucking happy.

Hey handsome people in my phone. If you could drop me a follow on instagram I would super appreciate it 🥺 www.instagram.com/archie_kink_...

K who wants to tie me to something

It’s been an hour. There is no fire. It’s 3am. Can we PLEASE turn off the evacuation alarm, or at the least sync up the speakers properly so we’re not listening to an endlessly shifting overlay-echo announcement-alarm tone blaring into our room when we should be happily asleep?

Would not have missed this for anything though.

Loving this holiday, having the best time. Absolutely missing my friends and home. Isn’t complexity fun 😂 Also I REALLY MISS KINK

LOOK AT THAT COVER!!! 😍😍😍

My lovely excellent friend is working on a queer as hell book, and you should go support it 🥰🥰🥰

what if we kissed in the youtuber’s bar in shibuya

Looking for models, please see below! DM for more info 🫶🏻

Relaxing with Everett Bound

I’m sadly not going to be there for demonstration purposes this time… but since it’s because I’ll be on holiday in Japan, i’m not THAT sad 😂

Can you come into the office Monday* to do a handover on your project** so we can get to work on it before you come back from your holiday*** *with a recently broken bone in your foot **nobody has been assigned to this ***actually we’re delaying the project - you’ll be the one working on it

Today was Heated Rivalry (re)Watch Day with several very excellent friends, all in hockey jerseys. My lil autistic/gay/hockey heart is full. 🥰

I can be angry about rising fascism and also angry about facial recognition built into surveillance glasses at the same time, not only because these things are directly related, but because I contain fucking multitudes and all them are mad all the goddamn time.

Waiting six months to reach my second driving test, only to have to cancel the week before because I fell down my stairs, was NOT made better by getting up before 6 this morning to rebook and only just managing to get a new date: six months from now. I hate this system so much.

This blog continues to be one of the best absurdist things on the internet www.missingthepoint.io/p/your-pokem...

The wrong amazon is on fire and the wrong ice is leaving minnesota