Finished o/ Also Vee are family! … get it?

Lemsip with an actifed chaser was not how I wanted to spend the morning Never had this mug been more apt

*Tries to learn about bulking but also loose tummy fat*.... yeah fuck this i'm out. Have a general consensus please gym people

Blwyddyn Newydd Dda

5:30 start on New Year’s Eve -_- urgh I’m gonna be a zombie by the end

He’s so hot right now! Leaving the Gatling guns for New Year’s Day

Like omg Paildramon staaaahp 👉👈

Would be more inclined to be a furry if they were covered in this many spikes

That’s one sexy ass claw

Torso o/

Delayed Christmas pressie :D he’s so spiky!!!!!

Transcended into a state of pure creamy goodness and realised a universal truth I will never lose my virginity … because I hate to lose

right time to set body goals i will inevitably fail at

lock me up pls

Think one thing i do this year is wear my rubber more, even if just sat at home lounging around, whats the point of having if not using

soooo thoughts? Dunno if i wanna go transparent or something colourful qianzhik.com/products/inf...

This 24 hour refractory period ca do one! I want a wank! Grated I did it five times yesterday but that’s not my fault! It’s society

Slow tourists in huge families in London had me on my last nerve this evening BUT the woman next to us jus tordered chicken GUY-yoza and I want to scream at her

They can wear them and suffer. Are they Real™️ Hardcore™️ LeatherMen™️ or not?!

New years goals? I dunno Survive? Feel valued?

Now who needs some gutt punching?

Still my most fave pic i ever took

Low key one of the best bits after christmas and boxing day is i have so much stuff to compost :D they shall feed next years food

Could sleep all day 😴

So they're gay surf himbo bros... i seeeee

You go in here and my feet go on you, simple right?

🎵 Tokusentai Tokusentai Tokusentai TOKUSENTAI!!! 🎵

Oh no, dom vibes are kicking in. Must think subby thoughts

Right tis the season... now where did i put my horse skull, cloak and jewelry

hmmm furrjoi.com/puppy-gear/1

hmm i didn't wake up in a cage in someone's playroom :( sad

Turkey number 2 is a roasting

Right i'm horny now :D

And Tiny Tim, who did not die, was reformatted as Goldbug and returned for the last years of G1 @lucanstees.bsky.social

Husband and I in plant form

Give me the power to deal with it right now

God I love parsnips but they are such a bitch to prepare -_- hemlock ass looking mother fuckers

Said a prayer for my lost le creuset roasting dish Now to start cooking o/

Some alarming news last night that I am yet to fully process. But must stiff upper lip and plough on with Christmas o/ there’s food to be made and that’s my happy place

The universe has had a vile sense of humour of late, remind me to make it suffer one day

I'm doing a Tactical Silicone Deer hood collab with @pupjoi.com (🌟I helped design it🌟) and they have handed me two freebies to raffle out! - To enter: 1️⃣ Follow @spacepupsilver.com & @pupjoi.com 2️⃣ Like & Retweet this post Announced 16 Dec: Christmas Limited Colour Announced 25 Dec: Regular Colour

work is over, four day weekend, i have a wank and now i'm ill, fantastic then

Panicking when all supermarkets are out of herbs and thinking Christmas is ruined!!! (gay panic) But 2024 Christmas Paul foresaw this and planted some in the garden 😮‍💨

And now for the worst day of the year in work -_- *zombie walks to the station*

Saw someone else doing this, thought it could be fun! This link lets ya send anonymous DMs (hopefully 😅) t.me/IncogNoteBot... Pic for attention :P

I don’t have the strength anymore, I need hugs