They say 'Devon, why are you so good at giving head?' I said I don't know, i can just

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in what has turned out to be an excellent prank by 2009 jon, i just got a notification from google calendar that i have "penis surgery" scheduled for today. in the year 2026

liberals doing voter outreach on Bluesky

No one’s doing it like him

[to the tune of Uptown Girl] Blood Work Show

It's devastating to me how much public money is being wasted in the British legal system purely on maintaining maximally destructive stances on human rights in service to the political ideology of the regime.

every day i get to come onto the internet and read a sentence i could never have conceived of in my wildest dreams

my politics

Sigma dragonmaxxer wheelchairmogs and slideshowmogs mediacel moid journalist that toothfairygooned him for beta FBIcel manlets

No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor

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Your pronoun circle will be legendary, even in Hell.

Elite algorithm pull

me at 1800 GMT tomorrow