That time my husband took our daughter to the NBA Store to meet his favorite Knick John Starks LET’S GO KNICKS 🏀

The cage match has begun!

“Brewery” is the hardest word to say in the English language. Debate me!

I don’t know much about basketball but if you’re a full foot taller than everyone else I don’t think you need to be punching people in the neck

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SYKES: *plays audio of Trump claiming US is stealing Iranian oil* WRIGHT: I think the president is talking casually SYKES: Do you think that it's appropriate to 'talk casually' about war? WRIGHT: I think you talk to all different audiences and you talk in all different styles

That dog is terrified of what the cat will do if he moves

In case you’re wondering what I’ve been up to

Does Vanilla Ice still get to sing his song at Freedom 250 or is he not worth having if Millie Vanilli isn’t there? That is cold. Ice ice cold

I want to see the before and afters of the kitchen remodel

Two days ago a sitting US Senator was pepper sprayed for protesting ICE and it didn’t even become national news.

Friendly reminder that Trump said John McCain wasn’t a war hero because he got captured. If he doesn’t think people who were captured are war heroes, imagine how little he thinks of people who were killed.

Congratulations on your wedding Don Jr. Sorry for distracting your Dad with this important work.

Trump can’t remember when he was president.

I hope Thomas Massie and any other House Republicans who lost their primaries to a Trump-backed stooge watch Survivor. They have until January to make some big moves. Change alliances. Switch parties. Change the majority. Go rogue. Ratings would be YUGE.

Who chooses the music at the DMV? The one I’m at is playing Madonna.

I’ve been thinking a lot about the upcoming visit to America by King Charles, and I have perhaps the most perfect ending to this entire stupid storyline we are living through. Hear me out

Remember this? Intelligence Dispute Centers on Kushner Reference in Intercepted Communication www.nytimes.com/2026/02/12/u...

Do it in public

Can we end the use of wasteful oversized graphics in Congress please? Can’t someone rig up a way for them to make like a PowerPoint or something? What happens to all these posters?

I can’t make dinner for my dad or take him to lunch anymore, to both thank him for his service and acknowledge the price he paid for that service. So to all veterans, especially the men of Delta Company, 3rd of the 187th, thank you.

Remember when they went to Fort Knox? Did they steal gold to melt it into tacky filigree for the Oval Office?!

Mamdani is going to implement Shaboozey law. We’re all getting a double shot of whiskey.

FYI

This seems like a very anti-Charlie Kirk thing to do was the whole “free speech” thing just pretend? apnews.com/article/trum...

Get real people. Democrats don’t want to give healthcare to “illegals.” They want them to get healthcare the way we all do - by having a friend set up a GoFundMe Release the Epstein files

why did he say this

Mike Johnson continues to refuse to swear in a Democrat who won in a landslide.

THE CONCEPT OF BATTLESHIP

It’s astonishing that he’s actually reading this gobbledygook 😵‍💫 Someone wrote this down and uploaded it to a teleprompter and never once gleaned that it’s deranged and also stupid. Every day a new embarrassment

He’s going to keep doing crazier and crazier stuff to distract from Epstein. What if we just pretend we don’t care anymore - we know he’s a perv and sexual abuser - he’s also an elderly man in poor health. We will all see what’s in the files eventually - if he doesn’t kill us all trying to stop it.

He’s going to keep doing crazier and crazier stuff to distract from Epstein. What if we just pretend we don’t care anymore - we know he’s a perv and sexual abuser - he’s also an elderly man in poor health. We will all see what’s in the files eventually - if he doesn’t kill us all trying to stop it.

My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files #releasetheEpsteinFiles

Really hoping they all do get raptured today so we can finally deal with climate change, gun violence, and get everyone healthcare

I didn’t closely follow Charlie Kirk, but I’ve seen so many clips of him speaking lately, many of them about how women should stay home and have kids. He always uses the same example of a job women shouldn’t aspire to. Why was he so obsessed with women owning a shoe company?

It’s so interesting that all the news media is talking about Jimmy Kimmel and not about Epstein while Trump is in the UK. Almost like it was planned!

It’s crazy that Prince William doesn’t want to be seen with Prince Andrew but spends all day with Donald Trump.

in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments. that fox news host still has his job.

All this talk about political violence has me wondering… Has anyone heard from Mike Pence, of the “HANG MIKE PENCE” business?

That’s the best answer??? It’s a freaking novelty check

Dammit

OR why don’t the Republicans just pray to end the national emergency?

Want to blow your Gen Z kids’ minds? Tell them that I’m Too Sexy and Smells Like Teen Spirit were on the charts at the same time #GenX

I need to make an appointment with my guidance counselor. Not the same one I had in the 80’s though. He was useless.

The Harvard commencement was inspiring and motivating. Exactly what such a ceremony is meant to convey. But the uncomfortable question is… are Harvard alums going to be even MORE insufferable now?

Dinner on a Wednesday during troubling times: @ranchogordo Rio Zape bean tostada with guac, pico, and fermented hot sauce

Rest in peace Mr. Strouse. I joyfully belted out your tunes for years - both before and after I was told I can’t sing. Thank you

Curiously absent from the age discussion despite having a completely cooked brain

Real question. What happens if you call 911 when unidentified masked cosplay agents show up to kidnap someone in your neighborhood?

Making a prediction - there will be a Becket style feud between an elderly authoritarian American dotard and this new American Pope in the coming years 🫣