Trump Claims He Will Marry Maduro’s Wife Until Suitable Replacement Found https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-will-marry-maduros-wife-until-suitable-replacement-found/

DELTARUNE WINTER Newsletter Time! We're sending it out now, but it takes a good while to process hundreds of thousands of emails. Fortunately there's a cheat code to look at it whenever you want. Ha ha ha ha. toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/...

Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/

“Merriam-Webster clearly has a pro-dictionary bias that’s preventing it from considering all words equally,” lexicographer Alison Nielsen wrote in a widely shared social media post that lambasted the Merriam-Webster editorial team

transitioning is the best choice i’ve ever made in my life and the only regret i have with it is that i didn’t do it when i was younger

Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five

motivational quote of the day

[ drawing streak: 202 || full ralsei archive: bit.ly/dailyralsei || #deltarune ]

Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/

I had a friend play through an early unfinished version of Chapter 5! Their testimonial was "I am still thinking about it a lot and want to play it more and it's kawaii when toby is worried about if it's good enough"

Getting close to Halloween again so check out this series of screenshots that tell a story about a really scary screensaver program.

Judge Orders Columbus Statue Removed And Melted Down Into Pinkie Rings For Local Italians https://theonion.com/judge-orders-columbus-statue-removed-and-melted-down-in-1851178112/

these freaks think they can still act like aggrieved outsiders when they run the whole fucking government

it's time

I WANNA BE CATATONIC WHERE I CANT EVEN THINK #art #pixelart #femtanyl #token #femtanylfanart #dogmatica

liv agar

Profile picture I made for @redspyders.bsky.social Thank u again for commissioning me! #art #commission

Study Shows Benefits Of Skin-To-Skin Contact Between New Players, Coaches

[ #oc ] for existing

is it bad to mourn the death of a monster? to watch the life leave the eyes of a man who spewed hate upon you and your friends and your family to the literal last minute, and still be unable to dance upon his grave? to recount the moment in your brain over and over again, nausea cresting?

U SO FINE U BLOW MY MIND :3!!!!!!!!!! World's least injured Token #art #pixelart #femtanyl #token #speeddrive #femtanylfanart

They have never, ever expressed anything close to this level of pain and sympathy for school shooting victims.

pretty wild that NOW republicans are calling for de-escalation of political tensions, thats been the trump era rights entire thing! the way they call for violence and eradication of trans people, palestinians, is gross. they’ve been the most complicit

Fuck Trump.

I expected Israel to lie and claim this was a mistake. It’s incredible that they are now openly admitting to targeted assassinations of journalists.

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate theonion.com/left-wi...

Hey, fun fact: the attempted erasure of trans people is a stepping stone to erasing gay rights. The erasure of bisexual people isn't a stepping stone. It's their pretext for it. "Normal people are straight so anyone with a same sex partner is a bisexual" will be their logic.

Bluesky doesn't penalize you for using links, tags, using key words like Patreon or commissions, and doesn't have a central algorithm on your following feed, which means all the power rests on you to help your favourite creators be seen!

the UK’s Internet age verification law has led to the effective censorship of all LGBT content on Reddit what a shocking and unexpected turn of events!

This is no accident. The groups behind age-verification laws have been explicit that they regard "gender ideology" and nearly any representation of LGBTQ+ existence as pornography AV is government censorship. Platforms are either designating LGBTQ+ content NSFW or removing it all together.

Hulk Hogan was a colossal piece of shit, but there would be no American pro wrestling popularity & longevity without him, so may he rest in whatever manner he deserves, wherever he wound up...brother

when you, years out from an election, say "i will vote for that triangulating shitbag throwing minorities under the bus because they'll still be better than the other guy" you need to understand that the triangulating shitbag is Watching You: "they'll still vote for me! no need to change course!"

tem bake cookie

Supreme Court Rules 6-3 To Open Evil Tomb Of Batibat

go birds

getting clinton out to endorse another old sex pest & then losing anyway is very embarrassing. ha! i say

having cuomo beat mamdani was much more important than just 1 election, for the democrat old guard. they wanted to point to his loss as a reason to never run on more progressive policies (never mentioning the millions of dollars they spent trying to beat him, of course) i hope they're scared today

Andrew Cuomo Subpoenas Gynecological Records Of Women Who Didn’t Vote For Him theonion.com/andrew-...

everyones trying to make the new york election about israel but they’re missing the obvious takeaway in that italians are losing their grasp on culture and power

Incredible how Cuomo is absolutely DWARFING everyone else in money and spend and yet it’s still close enough that they’re pulling these stops out. They’re scared.

Ok I checked on MAGA Twitter and can confirm: yes, the copium is, in fact, incredible

A Happy Pride From Me and @thepearlad.bsky.social ♥️ #Pendogcreativelibrary

happy pride month, i would show you a pic of a rainbow of flower blooms but some asshole rabbit chomped them all down in one night so now i dont know what to do. will the bee balm come back? should i eat the rabbit? are all of lifes pursuits in vain?

pride month is over