Graham Platner having a Nazi tattoo really isn’t surprising after what’s come out about him and I think it’s time to move on from him as a candidate, which of course means they won’t lol.

Feel bad for Mariners fans but consider one of the worst people I’ve ever gotten to know is a Mariners fan and take solace in that.

Excited to see Vlad Jr. in the World Series, I hope Scherzer gets another ring, and I hope the Dodgers get their asses handed to them.

Ate homemade Indian food for dinner and I’m so happy but I also feel like this guy now

It's very trendy for the woke left to mock the police these days, but this is the kind of thing that you and I might miss.

Ppl are being way too weird about Kristen Bell’s instagram caption. It was dark humor that prob should’ve stayed private but there’s absolutely no need to screech that she’s glorifying femicide/he’s a murderer-in-waiting. I also think ppl are missing the joke is that she’s more successful than he is

Been going through some old boxes of stuff we’ve saved from when I was a kid. There are a ton of handwritten notes that me and my girlfriends would send each other in class. One of them says simply “Rats in a a cheesebox, dinner at six!!!” ?????????

I haven’t yet watched the season finale of “Task” but I hope they don’t try to make a second season that continues the first. So far it’s perfect the way it is. We need to bring back one-season miniseries as the preferred television format! Or at least do an anthology format here.

We should all be praying that AI does *not* avoid the enshittification trap because mass disillusionment with AI is the only way we escape the darkest of futures.

Happy Diwali to all who celebrate!!! My SIL and her parents are hosting a Diwali celebration tonight and her Mom is making an Indian feast 🙏🏼

John Smoltz actually saying something I agree with, the impossible can happen

Hope Vlad hits a two-run bomb here 🤞🏻

Thinking about retiring “Dead Eyes, Horse Teeth” and moving to my second favorite Twitter insult I ever received: “Spongebob SquareAss.”

The epidemic of managers over-managing starting pitching

Is that THREE inning-ending double plays in a row???

Are Mariners fans aware that they are up 3 games to 2, why are they all acting like it’s win or go home

A triple followed by a HR goes really hard

Is it a requirement that if you want to be a Seattle Mariner, you must have eyes that shine and sparkle like an ocean wave with the sun shining through it???

This is a tight strike zone

I went to the Louvre once and enjoyed it but honestly if I was there and a bunch of French investigators rushed in and said “Sacre bleu! there has been a heist!” I would have had a much better time and would have given it five stars on everything

Cowboys win, Giants and Commanders lose, can’t tell me shit today

She’s a 10 but she does the Tom Landry Victory Formation before she has sex

Cam Skattebo was def at January 6 but to be fair he didn’t know what he was doing there

PICKENS!!!! COWBOYS!!!!

Just had to mute my first BlueSky post bc it was getting too much engagement for my liking. I’ve arrived.

“CATCH THE BALL LOSER!!!!” -Me, groaning as I get up off the couch to waddle to the bathroom

Every now and again, humans really do invent something incredible, for example NFL RedZone

Just went to HEB and bought nothing but a shrimp cocktail ring.

Omg Dua Lipa and Brandi Carlile did a duet of “The Story” at Dua Lipa’s concert 😭

9 years ago, me and my girlfriends made it into several European papers, including this Norwegian one, thanks to a Reuters photographer at Oktoberfest in Munich lol

I complain about this a lot, but the “information collection and account creation” shit in our society is out of control. The place where I get my EYEBROWS done does not need to know my home address and birthday, and I do not need to create a profile. Companies need name + payment info & that’s it.

They collapse because they are spineless little jellyfish. They’ve never been oppressed in their lives and there is nothing at stake for them. They cosplay online as tough guys, but if you confront them IRL, they run away and cry lol.

Some folks were worried that they'd sic thugs on the protestors or declare martial law. Instead they posted AI videos and complained. These people have no juice. Their supporters are cowards. They are are all bark and no bite. They collapse when we push back. Remember that.

Wish I could cut this into a line and snort it lmao

Gm remind me to windex my mirror later

Am I being negged? Is this some weird phrenology thing?? Is “chins” a porn thing I’m unaware of? Is my chin really that stunning? So many questions.

Big news, my Dad said he would drive me the 50 minutes to the nearest Culver’s this week so I can try it for the first time

I have a very dark and filthy sense of humor sometimes but I have to know a man before he makes any quips about dicks!

There are men in their 40s still opening with lines like this

Drinking my third (!!!) hot chocolate of the day and watching Ouija for the first time

No Kings except you, handsome

I really want a dog and a cat who are best friends

If you were lucky enough to be born and raised in California, idk why you’d ever leave. I dream of living there daily.

Wait, Florida has WILD MONKEYS???? Since when???

My plan is to win this and never be heard from again

leverage block lists and make it your reflexive behavior to just immediately block fascists on here the reason they’re showing up here is because the only people left on X are argumentative dipshits, trolls, fascists, and companies

This site is better than Twitter in a lot of ways, but sadly it has also made me realize I was only mildly “popular” over there because everyone hated me lol. People are nice here and that’s awesome, but that realization is weird. No doubt my brain will benefit from never returning.

Guy who actually everyone hates: what up, Bluesky???