you are canadian

added an E to my name, exciting life update

Someone testing fish with me asked what I would name my guy if they remove deployment tactics in evolved mode and became friends with me after I said "phlegma balls or swiftcast succor", as well as realising my adventurer plate availability is loss

Square saw I was playing sage now so they buffed sage, I will play whatever job you want for $2000 to have this happen for you

Hasbro have apparently hired a notorious union-busting firm in response to the Magic the Gathering Arena teams attempt at unionisation - Reddit mods have deleted the post If you haven't please sign the unions petition actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcl...

Crazy that it took me working 2 days at my job to study again to make me realise I hate my job

Me to most everyone on the computer actually!

I love my wife

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Got a 7 win streak into Masterball in champions with these guys

Got a 7 win streak into Masterball in champions with these guys

Recreating binaries by classifying all my nb friends as strength theys or dex thems

JFK wrinkling his nose as he fucks Marilyn Monroe. With every slam of his fat catholic hog she queefs out a burst of thick hot subway air, air that’s been up there since the skirt photo. Room smells like a bad summer in New York. He signals “shoot me in car tomorrow” rather than do this again

Bought a MacBook air m2, learning how to use it and they call the mouse the pointer Jerry, it's a whole new planet over there

Opened a pack of cards on holiday and uhh

After playing Pokemon Champions for 20 hours I can report I hate Pokemon Champions and will be playing for another 6000 hours

I'm so pissed off that champions is ass but it's par for the course. People will buy slop because the funny creatures in it, and doing it for a game whose target audience is specifically competitive players shows they don't give a shit

Realised I'm smart damn this sucks can I be stupid or something instead

I love my wife

This pub has two bathrooms stand up to piss and sit down to piss and I felt like hank hill

Saw a guy on campus who looks like northernlion and he was wearing a shirt reading I need a coke zero

letterboxd for cumming

new bag

Putting a this machine kills fascists sticker on the sybian and side eyeing everyone at the swingers club who doesn’t get on

Look at my guy

Tsukemen and toki whiskey

Saw cloth and wire mother in my lecture and I've been on one for the last 2 hours

Bsky devs: "our users are beyond stupid, we are the smartest people alive and nobody understands technology like us" Also bsky devs: "I put my phone in the pool because it was hot"

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

There's a taco bell here I'm trying it instead of going to an actual dining establishment

Database class is hilarious because I did the whole task in ten minutes then went on a walk and came back, and my poor group partner had to add a bunch of meaningless info to pass the task

It's been 5 days and I'm still pissed off at the guy who: Bought a $25 cocktail when I said I'd cover the night because he lost his job Kept checking his phone during the movie we went to

?????

Tomorrow's ygo and chicken night with oomf, then Saturday is Nirvanna the band the show the movie with someone I vaguely tolerate

I want another donut but it's an hour away and I am going to be there tomorrow anyway. The donut calls me.

There's a Mr Donut knockoff here and it's good as hell no pic cus I ate it ravenously

me when I get cummed on

Lunch

Hearing that @mbtyugioh.bsky.social lives here

Mail day, look at the cards

getting MTG fatigue, thank you to my good friend yummy cupsy for healing my soul

going to Friday Night Magic and using Yu-Gi-Oh terminology to unnerve my opponents into an easy 1-4 record

Look at this guy

Realising that a desk job dulls my post senses and thrill of the hunt. I must return to the posting savannah