When I buy #Aldi brand American #cheese, I expect the plastic packaging on the slice to rip. But if I am forced to spend my hard earned $$ on Kraft, I expect it to open PROPERLY!!! 😤😤

Primaries are almost exclusively for the most involved and stalwart base of a particular party. In this case, it confirms what we already know: dedicated Republican base voters are selfish, short sighted bigots who will support the most extreme right wing lunatics.

You know all those #Indiana Republican reps that went against T & JD's redistricting push? They all lost their primaries yesterday to T's ass kissers. I had so much hope, too ☹️

Please leave a message for #smart, #logical Jessica. She has stepped out & this weirdo who is #pissed off to the point of hyperventilating over a broken ice maker has taken over til further notice.

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Help me out, #booksky. I need a new book to read. I like dystopian fiction & stories about middle aged women doing crazy stuff. I just finished All Fours by Miranda July, & read Yesteryear just before that. Help!!

Panicky grapefruit

I did something #fabulous earlier. I made sloppy joe, blue box Mac n cheez & seasoned fries. I put the sloppy joe on top of the fries, then put the sloppy joe on, topped it with banana peppers & ate every bit. Perfect lazy #dinner

I'm at work & just learned that housekeeping has had to lock up TP & paper towels because people have been #stealing them. The only one who has a key is house supervisor. That's how bad things have gotten. #Healthcare workers having to steal TP & toilet paper from work.

I wish mental health issues were as easy to explain as something like knee pain. "My brain worries all the time & I never think I'm good enough for no particular reason," just gets blank stares & "You shouldn't feel that way." I mean, duh?

I don't have the spoons to life today.

Sign up for the organizing call to Make Good Trouble, #Indiana! On May 14th. Join from anywhere (yoo-hoo, #Hoosier @demsabroad.bsky.social ) www.mobilize.us/john-lewis-a...

$42 to fill up the tank in a Kia Soul that wasn't on empty. Groceries are up 23%. Rent is eating half our pay. The economy in the shitter. Jimmy Kimmel isn't the one who should be fired.

Got change? Hopefully this November 💥🤣

Excuse me co-worker, but I am not the rude one for ignoring your 3rd rant about your speeding ticket today. You're the rude one for interrupting my break with my book.

This is all you need to know about this NAZI PIECE OF SHIT.

My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.

I'm getting really annoyed with the "be grateful for what you can enjoy" schtick. I do not enjoy the fact that the list of things I can enjoy shrinks every fucking day because of high prices, shrinkflation, inaccessibility, & just general stupid fuckery.

The majority of the vouchers are going to rich families whose kids were already in private schools; all while taking money and summer food assistance away from our kids in public schools. 🤬🤬🤬 PURE EVIL TENNESSEE‼️

My husband isn't very good w/words until he is fixing/replacing something. Then he can string together curse words in creative new ways to insult whatever is not cooperating. For instance, our new shower assembly is a "peckherhead, ugly-mothered, Friday-fucking off piece of shit asshole."

I’ve never been interested in soccer except in high school when my best friend played and I just secretly wanted to see his legs. But FIFA and all teams should boycott. Frfr

On the way to my son’s soccer game, I passed a sign that said, “Vote Democratic, Enough is Enough.” This is a big deal in “the Russian and Israeli territory of” Indiana.

I think my #grapefruit was trying to sprout before I cut it open. If eating this kills me, somebody avenge me, please.

This is unacceptable. Indiana is not located in Israel. #HoosierSky

More Indiana corruption. #HoosierSky

Me trying to get #Blueksy to work today

Pathetic: Everything is staged. Including his assignation attempt. #Resist Courtesy by @meidastouch.com @bluestormcomin1.bsky.social @tonyhq1985.bsky.social @mlipsitt.bsky.social @57kev.bsky.social @resist4harris.bsky.social @dpsl.bsky.social @moberzan.bsky.social @donna4harris.bsky.social

Today is my #birthday & all I want to do is put together my new vanity table & do a little #decluttering & #tidying up. I'm officially 44 & lame 🤣🤣

Nurses are the most trusted profession in the country. Why? Because we're not afraid to speak up for the truth! We're on day ✌in Washington, D.C. speaking out against a rigged society that benefits the 1%, while the working class are squeezed more and more.

Sorry, madam, but this seat is taken. #cats

"I thought it was me as a doctor..."

Pope Leo:

I would be extremely happy to never hear anyone say “hey guys” in a video with that singsong influencer tone or tap things repeatedly with their nails. That shit needs to die a thousands deaths so the internet (and humanity) can actually evolve.

Guys I just ate a whole Red Baron #pizza. Today deserved it.

Avoid knowing what stupid things are happening in the world by going outside and doing yard work for a few hours.

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

Henry VIII is the voice of reason

Please stop telling me to watch Doctor Show I have not had a good time at hospitals in recent years and before that they kept making me take a tiny person home it wasn’t cool.

For some insight on how the US #economy is going, I got paid today, paid bills, set $$ aside for groceries & gas & will be flat broke after that. I will have to put things like TP & detergent on CCs & cash out work recognition points to buy pet stuff. This is not a sustainable strategy.

It's bad enough that we have to pay for #school #lunch here in #Indiana, & to put some icing on the cake, they charge a convenience fee that costs as much as a lunch just to put the money on my kid's account. I spend an extra $74/yr just in fees to fund his lunch. 🤬🤬🤬🤬

“Hey kids, let’s talk about how Donny just created a nuclear Iran.” - Nick Muller

If you're in need of #cake, come see me. My papaw started seeing a lady that works in a #bakery & he has been bringing me several boxes of cake, cupcakes, muffins, cookies, scones, danishes, etc once/week for weeks now. Get it while it lasts, he is a womanizer & gets around for his age 🤣🤣

Reminder: You don't have to give right-wing chuds attention & you *really* don't have to share screenshots of the dumb shit they say on Twitter! We came to Bluesky to get away from it. If you want to engage, go there. Don't bring it here like a dog dropping a rat at our feet & expecting praise.

I just accidentally turned on my water flosser while it was not in my face and pressure washed my eyeball. I hope this is not an indicator for the rest of the day.

It’s either going to be TACO Tuesday or War Crime Wednesday.

After 2 months of living w/my #mom, my #cat has finally warmed up to her enough that she is allowed to pick him up & he will snuggle in her lap. It tickles me to watch her be so excited about it, especially since my stepdad's passing. I think he is helping her cope 💙💙