Can’t wait to see how the NYT sandpapers the edges off of this one

The Nas track “Ether” illustrates how Mamdani is secretly in the pocket of big chemical

The biggest tactical mistake Israel could have made was to assume Trump was a steady ally — he won’t hesitate to throw them under the bus to save his own skin, and will be happy to embrace open antisemitism if he feels it’s advantageous.

This is why I moved on from my Journalism Degree to embrace the stable and lucrative career of graphic design Oh no

EGG HEAD - “HARD CORE!” A witless, victorious smile adorns his face. “HARD CORE TO THE MEGA!”

My man, the “Anti-Elon Tesla Club” sticker on your Cybertruck isn’t fooling anyone

Our government is run by extremely serious and sober people.

Did he…speak to himself, since he’s his own predecessor?

Dispatches from the Best Healthcare in the World (tm), a continuing series: Called a specialist for an initial consultation/appointment, to be told I can be seen in…October. Seven months from now. It’s cool, I hear discomfort builds character.

vibe check

I dunno about you, but I just can’t get enough of a good shoting game

Suggested musical accompaniment:

I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am

I feel like this is missing necessary punctuation between “over” and “tyranny” — like the Lionel Hutz joke from The Simpsons

I have no idea how I’ve managed to drive over nails or screws on four different occasions in the last month, just lucky I guess

I started a long response to this, but honestly it can be boiled down to “these fucking idiots”

Great interview with Geoff Presha from Samurai Music, who has been championing interesting music for at least 20 years. I’m actually wearing a Samurai shirt in my profile pic — I was lucky to have a release on the label in 2016.

Audi: the official car for people who purposely hit themselves in the face with a hammer. And not just because of the repair bills!

Free Building - Oakland, CA 03/10/26

**kicks hornet nest** Now that the hornets know who is boss, I can stroll away with zero consequences

He seriously thinks this can be done with an oil tanker

There’s touching the stove, and there’s dousing oneself with gasoline, turning all the burners to high, and sticking your dick into the flames. Kind of feel that we are collectively doing the latter.

It’s a weird state of mind to be having a lazy Sunday, washing the car in the sun while listening to a podcast, while my government is bombing the hell out of a country for no discernible reason Just distracting myself from the horrors done in my name, and waiting for the other shoe to drop

Mark the Pitbull is all about productivity and expects his quarterly bonus in treats. “Move Fast Break Things” isn’t just a saying for him, it’s a code of honor. Especially if he sees a cat.

they were gonna send Kristi Noem to a nice farm upstate but they were worried about the safety of the dogs

Lady Miss Kier (of Deee-Lite) once bought me a cheeseburger

I’ve seen enough. Not about the election. Just generally.

Seeing this in a graphic design job description, and all my thoughts suddenly sound like @edzitron.com — accent and all.

it says a lot about us, none of it good, that we chose a leader with not a single redeeming quality: stupid? yup. corrupt? absolutely. dishonest? to his core. violent? maybe the most violent ever. any ability to empathize with people? none. baseline level of regard for human life? not even a skosh.

My Californian son is also named Bort

Maybe this was the reason I listened to multiple A Tribe Called Quest albums in my car last week. “…Bob Power, you there? Adjust the bass and treble, make my shit sound clear” RIP

Sure, we started a war and people are dying, but let’s not forget the real priorities

Oh my god. I would say this is beyond satire, but I’m holding out for the Iran leadership position to be posted on LinkedIn. Ruled by the most dangerously stupid people on Earth.

“direct your anger at trump not the democrats” buddy you are severely underestimating the amount of anger i have available to me

This George Carlin bit is over 30 years old, and most of it could have been written this morning

I’m old enough to remember when someone at least made a bullshit speech to justify an idiotic war. The good old days.

Experiencing the butterfly effect of sneezing during an AI customer service call

If this were the 1990s, I could make several rave anthems just by sampling the exchange below

Love getting an email from my health plan administrator telling me I have two weeks to pick a new plan, and by the way I’ll be paying at least an extra $400 per month

This post in the subreddit for The Cure is, to put it mildly, a JOURNEY. Short version — person starts learning about Judaism, gets hooked on opiates, and starts hallucinating an version of Robert Smith who starts pointing out Jewish people at the mall. But that’s just scratching the surface.

What you idiot commies don’t understand is that if we tax rich people they will JUST LEAVE, depriving our nation of tax cheats, political bribery, and national acts of perversion

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

Gonna start calling this my Mono/Polycule #synthsky

And here I was, thinking the guy yelling “I WILL DESTROY YOU” this morning on an Oakland street corner was the most rambling and incoherent thing I’d hear today

Waiting for Trump’s tariff press conference, and thinking about R Bud Dwyer for no reason at all. Weird.

WASHINGTON (AP): Supreme Court strikes down Trump plan to drop piano on you Me:

808 State - Pacific (212)