Loving my Curious George x Nas refrigerator magnet. The collaboration no one saw coming.

Same, Egghead…same

Throwback to when a TV station in Iceland accidentally aired an episode of Teletubbies with subtitles from the Sopranos 👌🏼

I was approached by a $20 billion company about a “Senior” Graphic Design role — they want someone with 7+ years of experience with Fortune 500 firms and a deep skill set. They are offering: $15-20 an hour (!) I am applying to directly tell them to fuck themselves.

If you know what this is, hello and make sure to schedule a colonoscopy

RIP to Ira Sandler, owner of the legendary 1015 Folsom club in San Francisco — there are few people who can really be called a legend of a city’s nightlife, but Ira absolutely earned that title. SF is a city of evolution and change. But Ira ran one of our most loved venues for 37 YEARS.

Interview with the vampire The vampire is HOW old? really? Thanking the vampire — the team appreciates his experience but is going in another direction

One of the most frustrating things about looking for a job is having to pretend that reality doesn’t exist: JOB: why do you want to work here? ANSWER: “I’ve always been impressed with your corporate values and…” REAL ANSWER: I need healthcare and the ability to afford food and housing

I’ve been staring at this for at least 15 minutes, hoping I would finally get what the designer hoped to accomplish. Nope. This is going to be the Ferrari that’s only bought to get on the waiting list for better Ferraris. Otherwise, an Edsel-grade embarrassment.

At the intersection between “Forza Horizon is in Japan now” and “I have too many Simpsons references in my head,” may I present… …the Mister Sparkle car. Be disrespectful to dirt, or be banished to the land of wind and ghosts!

Patron saints of the studio

rude. in my day we called that Italo-disco.

1) Dancing 2) Screaming 3) itching 4) Squealing 5) Fevered-feeling 6) Hot hot hot!!!

“…and that’s why I’m demanding that Panda Express be sold to Ronald McDonald”

Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.

One of the few times I felt true outrage at a restaurant was when the waitress changed the radio station seconds before the drum break hit. Thankfully, the food was good. BUT STILL.

Didn’t see this until now, but trans rights are human rights and this text is disgraceful

As machines go, I dig Porsches. And Singer Porsches are at the pinnacle. But… As much as I like and appreciate this car, I’m so tired of the rich guy excess surrounding it. $800k+, driven for 316 miles, then sold on for the next shiny bauble. Not really a car anymore. just a wealth signifier.

Just to note that this is the same test one of my family members had to take after an aneurysm

oh my god, Gritty

Considering buying a "I bought this before the CEO went crazy" sticker, but I don't own a Tesla. As an American, I should probably cover my bases.

I PITY THE FOOL / WHO SPENDS HIS TIME / MESSIN AROUND WIT DOPE Only god knows why I chose to take this from my college radio station

So, let me get this straight: the entertainment at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was a mentalist and he couldn’t predict this?

No clip has ever captured the essence of born again Christians quite like this

Mark the Pitbull: “I didn’t do it”

How the job search is going: We'll give you a whopping $30/hr to eliminate the profession you've spent three decades in. Have fun!

Evergreen Post: Fuck Ticketmaster Went to get tix today and—within seconds—prices were jumping from $133 to $299 for the same exact seats, because Dynamic Pricing exists only to fuck customers It’s insane to pay over $100 for a show to begin with, and even that’s not enough for those greedy fucks

this is the best website on earth by far

In the early 2010s, when I worked in public relations, my firm hired a guy who had done PR for The Apprentice. We all asked him what working for Trump was like. While he wouldn’t give details (NDA), it was obvious that it was a haunting experience. I can only imagine the stories.

Had to wake up at 4:30am and can I say: What the fuck.

Oh hey, Boards of Canada released some new music... (yay!) ...which means you have to endure seemingly dozens of "reaction" videos in your YouTube feed (boooooooo) Oh, I'm sorry, it's not just a reaction video, it's an EMERGENCY REACTIONALYSIS (!!!!!!)

UPDATE: We’ve progressed to the stage of “spending far more time than I should to edit automation levels”

I never considered “airbag to the balls” to be a legitimate possibility — apparently I don’t have that innovation mindset

Few Depeche Mode fans know about Recoil, the Alan Wilder project that became his focus after he left DM in 1995. It’s some of the most evocative electronic music out there. Even Recoil fans might not know about the full 14+ minute version of “Black Box”, which is an absolute journey:

A bit of a random question for music producer Bluesky: Does anyone here know someone who works for Universal Audio?

JD Vance doing the “I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express” bit to lecture the Pope is extremely funny

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

This era may be stupid and horrific, but at least we might get an interesting Assassin’s Creed game out of it

Fuck it, I’m doing another one: “Moya” by Godspeed You! Black Emperor, at the moment where the track finally transitions from its long, epic buildup stage. Like when a rollercoaster pauses at the top of the track before plummeting into the unknown, and you’re just hanging on as best you can

The arpeggiated synth line in New Order’s “Round & Round” when it gets all tweaky and filtered toward the end of the song. I remember getting Technique on cassette when I was 15, listening to it for the first time on headphones, and literally feeling like my brain was being twisted.

NEIGHBORS (HBO, Documentary, 2026)

I’m choosing to spend my evening trepanning my skull with breakbeats

I don’t usually get scammy GOP fundraising texts, but this one is special: “We hear you hate these messages, and the only way to pause—not stop—them is to click this fundraising link!” (NARRATOR: clicking the link will not pause the messages)

Timeline cleanse with this mint issue of Audio Magazine from 1977 — the cover image is just phenomenal. I can’t believe I found this at a recycling center!

I guess it’s time to re-up this:

“People don’t trust AI companies. How do we make it seem like less of an obvious scam?” “Don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect spokesperson”

Okay this isn’t really happening anymore so I can tell you how l had “internal ICE sources”: the 3000 very stir-crazy ICE agents were all going wild on Minneapolis Tinder. Local girls would match with them and string them along for intel. They loved to brag about what they were doing all day

Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’ https://theonion.com/chuck-schumer-the-american-people-deserve-a-president-1835697625/

An actual interaction from today’s therapy appointment, which helpfully concluded at 8pm Eastern time: THERAPIST: So, what feels important for you today ME: Uh, I worry that horrible war crimes will be occurring the moment I leave your office THERAPIST: (pause) I understand