Better than average chance this sentient messageboard post will become President. It won’t be an improvement.

old memes i made of star trek with dril quotes thread

As a huge fan of ███████ I feel gutted right now. Just an absolute betrayal of everything I thought ███████ stood for.

This may be a good (or bad!) time to mention that I have a series of three albums called “Redacted” on my Bandcamp — though instead of scandal and depravity, they feature previously-unreleased music from 2008 to 2015 methodone.bandcamp.com/album/redact...

Steamed hams, but Principal Skinner is trying to keep Superintendent Chalmers from seeing the Epstein Files

The worst move for the Dems is to assume that Trump flaming out means that everything goes back to normal, and they can avoid having to make difficult decisions about the party’s priorities and future. So, of course, that looks like their plan.

At least he had a real bonding moment with Don Jr, that’s nice

Someone in this neighborhood is apparently a Kurt Vonnegut fan

It’s a low bar for sure, but if anyone can lead us into the dumbest war in American history, it’s gotta be ol’ Donnie Peace Prize

Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it

Trump: Rob Reiner deserved it

What he (and those like him) doesn’t get is that “being creative” isn’t something that can be reduced to a button press; it’s more like a muscle that you continually need to build and develop to get strong. The repetition, iteration, experimentation and time is key, and you gotta put in the work.

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.

“Pure White ICE” - when boxes of Christmas lights are suddenly doing social commentary

10/10 / chef’s kiss / A+ / hang it in a museum / 💯 / whatever other superlative I can think of Just watch it

Uh…what the [long string of expletives] is this

So close to implementing RETVRN as official government policy

As a kid, I watched Smokey & The Bandit so many times I wore out the Betamax tape

you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit

The grabbing hands Grab all they can Everything counts in large amounts

this shit is just beyond parody, man

super grateful for all of the love for the music on Scenius. the soundtrack of the last year & a half of my life. thanks to everyone involved immensely music.apple.com/us/album/sce...

I’ve been listening to a lot of early 90s hardcore/rave/breaks/proto-jungle this week, so it’s a good time to post one of my favorite vinyl mixes: Method One “Time Capsule” 32 tracks from ‘91-‘93: breakbeats, rave pianos, chipmunk vox, and gratuitous ecstasy references. You know the score.

“Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death” - Dead Kennedys, 1987

Jeffries and Schumer in a race to find out who has the worst political instincts, basically the Monty Python “Upper Class Twit of the Year” sketch but for comfortable public servants

“Everyone’s a DJ until you put them in front of one of THESE”

Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.

A good read. I didn’t even realize today was the anniversary, yet I still pulled this shirt out of the closet. It’s based on the tattoo of Johnny Igaz—a friend and one of those who lost their lives in the Ghost Ship fire. RIP to all.

Sun came out, time for a nap

“Strong Floor, No Ceiling”

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen: Philly teenager edition: New Order / PiL / The Sugarcubes - 1989 Depeche Mode - 1990 My Bloody Valentine - 1992 Ride / Pale Saints - 1992 Catherine Wheel / Slowdive - 1993

Today’s driving-home-from-the-city soundtrack is this drum & bass mix from @problematicotter.bsky.social Nice tunes to make the traffic more bearable!

Nice to know that we will potentially invade a country because our idiot President hates the idea of windmills

Since WhoSampled is in the news (for being acquired by Spotify, ewww), I thought it would be interesting to post this infographic I made for them way back in 2013. I loved being able to namecheck the Amen Beat and Ferris Bueller's Emulator in a piece that got decent media coverage.

Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen

Took some time off of doomscrolling to go out into the real world and laugh. Mulaney was great, as was Nick Kroll (unannounced opener!)

Microphone check 1-2 what is this The Catholic Assassin with the roughneck business I float like gravity Never had a cavity Got more prayers Than the layman got family

So, uh, how did Sarah Palin’s career turn out when she decided to resign as governor of Alaska?

Standing in line at While Foods, seeing these Trump/Mamdani meeting clips, and cackling like a maniac

this is the world's most confusing day for centrist Democrats who just voted to condemn socialism and tried to sink Mamdani's campaign for months

it's enjoyable. i'm enjoying it www.404media.co/elon-musk-co...

Someone made an effort to do this. It was someone’s priority.

when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor

I know the Threads mission statement is basically “What if Twitter was as insufferable as LinkedIn”, but this is easily the worst artistic advice I’ve ever seen. A vision of music as nothing but paint-by-numbers product, as repeatable and inoffensive as a McDonald’s Happy Meal.

I read a LinkedIn post about how Microsoft’s new application icons are “perfectly aligned with the AI era” and applauding how bold the company is by “picking tomorrow’s aesthetic over yesterday’s comfort” THEY LOOK BASICALLY THE SAME

Not my favorite Bloc Party song, but seems apt given the time youtu.be/8UEaDaNM

The best way to ensure I’ll never give your candidate a donation is to try and passive-aggressively scold me into it

All this talk of “50 year mortgages” reminds me of a friend who got a job as a mailman directly out of high school. He bought a condo—a decent one in the Philly suburbs of South Jersey—shortly after starting. A homeowner at 19. This was possible in the 1990s. Now it may as well be a fairy tale.

Oh. Oh no.