Your honor, she is so wrapped up

At the wedding last night they played Mr. Brightside and god damn if that isn’t one of the best white people activation songs to this day (I was activated)

All these commencement speakers trying to shout out AI are so out of touch. At this point if they keep it up I hope the graduates start bringing tomatoes to pelt the stage

8pm hits and the alani in my fridge starts calling to me like the green goblin mask

I make-a da pizza

I don’t think anyone understands what an insanely good deal this. 5 dollars a months to delve behind the scenes for the greatest story telling moments of your life? AND getting to stick it to Tucker?? It is a no brainer champ

🚨 HUGE VIDEO GAME BINGO TOMORROW 🚨 We'll be doing a Charity Stream tomorrow for the @humaneworldorg.bsky.social. I'm racing to complete bingo before chat can guess the secret word and they can only stop me by donating certain amounts to charity! USE DONOS TO RUIN MY PROGRESS Live at 4PM EST

Oh to be a lab with a stuffed ice cream sandwich

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message to men and yes ALL men because even if you don’t do it you need to be calling other men out when you see them and not be a bystander. Stop fucking touching women. Leave us ALONE. I shouldn’t have to worry about a patient cornering me in rooms for hugs and grabbing on me at work.

Chat was not very kind to me youtu.be/gQ_YmhRPcOs?...

If I had a nickel for each time I heard Schlitterbahn today, I’d have two nickels. Which is not a lot but it’s weird it’s happened twice

Gonna need to take Arwen for an urgent vet visit due to illness. Tips, custom content requests, and sharing of my posts/links would be a tremendous help today! Thank youuuu! linktr.ee/lunahbat

My favourite part of donating blood is slipping into a parallel universe where Gatorade is in cans

Happy trans day of visibility, the day I can finally see the transparent

Beach Day

GOD I am so sick of all these fake gamers

new spring outfit + mascot debut + and partner anniversary! all happening right now today! if my power gives out i will cry!!! ᕙ( •̀ ᗜ •́ )ᕗ♡ ⏭️ www.twitch.tv/glassesjournal

Stout really getting into this @raynarvaezjr.sucks Ludo collab

Get to play DnD for the first time in over 5 years today! Hope my little Patchwork Priest stays alive long enough to warrant art work

Just reread the Gideon the Ninth trio and love how much more you get on a reread. Tamsyn Muir deserves all the flowers for that body of work

Who invented the stairmaster? I just want to talk

My watch died with a mile left to go, but very proud to say I finished my first and last marathon

Found out my company is laying off about 28% of the staff, thinking I might have a lil menty b as a treat to deal with it

Fighting for my life in this Yakuza 0 mahjong parlor

Can’t believe I used to be worried about double texting. I’m out here quad texting now, life is too short to not yap

ICE “left” Chicago in November, but they’ve disappeared three people from my community in two days this week. Don’t believe the hype about them, leaving Minnesota, either.

TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY THREE THOUSAND 🥹

4 episodes in and lads, this rivalry is in fact getting heated

About 3 times a week I remember I get to be @rahulkohli13.bsky.social on an alien planet this year and honestly that’s one of the things keeping me going

Happy Black History Month from ASAN! Take some time this month to learn about Black history, especially Black disabled history that is often erased.

"the entire body of anti-trans propaganda was workshopped in emails with the billionaire pedophile guy to facilitate twin campaigns of elimination and sex slavery" being both a.) true and b.) a thing no major news org seems interested in reporting is making me feel like I'm losing my fucking mind

I just can’t imagine that this family guy death pose is the comfiest way to sleep

We love a little beef welly for guys night (send help it’s so much)!

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As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

Abolishing ICE isn’t enough. Everyone responsible: Stephen Miller, Noem, Bovino, Lewandowski and more also need to be thrown in prison for murder, assault, kidnapping, trafficking children, etc.

BEEG EGG

Oh no Ted Cruz is getting on a plane, this Texas storm is gonna be BAD

this took me 10 minutes to fill out, including writing more in depth reasons why i am opposed to their usage. please take a few minutes to at least click through and show your opposition. it’s the least we can do.

No one who has been paying attention should be surprised that “law enforcement” was able to kill someone with seemingly no consequences. This has been happening to POC for as long as these systems have been in place. No one is safe as long as these people have one iota of power

*MEN* are using a genAI tool *designed by MEN* to perpetuate crimes against women on *a site owned and run by a heinous MAN* which continues to enable *evil behaviour from MEN* Get off twitter. Do not use genAI. And if you're a man who has ever even CONSIDERED this kind of behaviour, be better.

Brain keeps replacing the Spaghetti “eat it up, eat it eat it” with the oo ee a e a cat meme sound, someone please send help

Starting the year off with a very damp walk, Stout was thrilled

Aunt just told me I’m so smart I should write a book and when I jokingly said I wouldn’t know where to start she said I should use A.I. so I think it’s about time to burn it all down

Ready for Christmas Eve with a day to spare

The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is such a banger story in any form

Oh to be able to nap through the work day

Now that they got it I can post my latest craft: I made this framerate merch quilt for @tinanarvaezjr.com and @raynarvaezjr.sucks ! I used my favourite designs and what I think of as the framerate classics.

Morale is at an all time low (Costco stopped carrying my favourite dip)