DRACULA FLOW IS IN HORROR IN THE HIGH DESERT 4??????

*guy who's never heard of genres voice* wow, another kissslop story. oh sure yet another laughslop show. don't tell me this is just another challengingtheparametersofartslop painting. I'm so sick of these fictionallivesofactualpeopleslop films

edgy transfemmes four years after picking a name they don't love to please their trans-skeptical families be like...

we straight up do not have to argue with ai dorks. just shove them in lockers. dunk their books bro. these are straight up "some day I'll be rich, and then you'll never bully me again" losers, and just cuz they were right about clause one doesn't mean we have to give them clause two

I looked less fucked up after ffs and I looked crazy fucked up after ffs

I personally think it's fucked up that we're so starved for good news that a petty morsel like "rich racist youtuber gets his face shattered by actual fighter" feels like "merry christmas, war is over"

ive been kind of ok for a couple of weeks, but these feelings don't last forever. the future, my future, is very bleak. i don't really think there's anything I can do to get out of this mess that the worst people in the world have put me and the rest of us in. please share & donate.

leon "twinkdeath" kennedy

this year, you listened to like 8 podcasts where two academics dedicate a disproportionate degree of critical vigor to pieces of internet ephemera. you don't actually want to go back to grad school. thank you for using spotify, we're complicit in the collapse of the social fabric

welcome to derry really is determined to wookiepedia everything interesting about the stephen king cosmology to death. "we must explain why he's a clown" you don't actually have to do that, nobody is forcing you

my hot take on bret hart's vince/shawn fanfic is... a. it's not a new revelation that mcmahon extorted sexual favors from his employees, and it should not surprise anyone that a powerful man would be more attracted to debasing someone than to a particular gender and b. sometimes bret just says shit

wretched creature, loathsome in the extreme, I am utterly devoted to him

it's often been observed that joe rogan is a fundamentally stupid guy who agrees with the last person he talked to who sounded smart. well donald trump is the exact same type of extremely stupid guy

metal fetishist 2025

I'm sorry but if your party is running a white christofascist with a bad scrabble hand-ass name like "wambnsganss" you don't get to pretend mamdani is hard to pronounce

everybody's pointing out that this is goatse like that doesn't make the art more based

LMFAOOOOOOO OH IS WELCOME TO DERRY ABOUT THE US GOVERNMENT WEAPONIZING PENNYWISE??????

irresponsibly posting my location on social media

i know the bug language in hollow knight isn't like one-to-one translatable, but anyone's who's ever worked retail and had a customer come in ten minutes to close knows exactly what "*sighhhhhh* bapanada" means

yesterday's selfie broke containment and made it onto hornysky, please don't take it personal if you just followed and catch a block, I'm just trying to vibe in relative obscurity

local 40 yr old transsexual puts lipstick on for the first time in months

the reasonable response to finding out a candidate you like has a nazi tattoo is "ope. shit. nazi tattoo. fuck that guy, I guess." not a week of litigating and apologism and discourse

graham platner to announce favorite death in june and boyd rice albums, defends ownership of skrewdriver t-shirt: "I don't listen to the lyrics"

the late 90s and early 2000s ruled because you could role up to a family video and a goth twink in a green polo with all his piercings taken out for work would be like "have you seen ozone? have you seen nekromantik? have you seen killer condom?" and it felt like absorbing deep and secret wisdom

god imagine banning smut made by people while promoting your lie machine's ability to make peepees hard. it's so clear that the thing these people hate about sexual content is its humanity. dork-ass shit man, how did these losers convince anybody they were the cool guys

the thing about ai nostalgia slop is that the thing you actually miss about the way things were is ownership, physical artifacts of art and media, a world where the internet belonged to you, not to three mega corps. it's an appeal to nostalgia fundamentally opposed to its object

isn't this just like... the current official policy of the democrats anyway? isn't this like "nfl think tank wants players to live with permanent neurological damage" like bro that's now that's how it is

I am watching you all rank the alien films wrong. I am judging you harshly for placing alien 3 so low. especially harsh judgement for anyone who has anything ranked above alien. shame. shame and recrimination

dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and slam in the back of my arugula

a while ago, I took pains to divorce my social media presence from my slightly-higher-public-profile career persona, and now I'm like "if people know I make video games for a living, will they care more if I get disappeared?" like if the worse comes to pass, will being Known tune the outcome at all?

oooh our bug religion is so spooooky sure hope no sexy spider beetles stab us about it

in the past few years, I have seen trans friends buried under headstones carved with the wrong name, children blown apart live on my phone in a faraway country, and brown people black bagged and disappeared by anonymous gestapo. the media mandated national grief over none of those things.

lol focus on that bitch

reminds me of all the kafka memes where people are like "what if the bug man still had to deal with capitalism" as if thats not an explicit theme of the story lol

damn something smells like upslut in here

powerwash simulator dlc based on thomas ligotti's the red tower

reading these books as a teenager turned me gay, pretty sure

in 1995's halloween 6, a magnet of cult icon divine from pink flamingos is visible on adult tommy doyle's fridge. this was a subtle nod to the plan for halloween 7, in which unkillable serial murderer michael myers would face off against divine's family of filthy faggots, probably

sigh forever....... nick cave

girl hell show tonite bbs

the "unnecessary sex scene" discourse is so funny bc i simply don't believe these people watch movies evaluating the load-bearing narrative utility of every frame. they discover (bad) critical analysis the second they get uncomfortable and forget it the second after.

every trans-safe city in the us is like "your studio apartment is gonna be 5k/month. watch out on the subway, you will get yelled at by a tiktok preacher. oh and don't ever leave the city limits, the suburbs have been incubating white supremacist militias since the seventies. love is love, slaaaay!"

attention boston goths and homosexuals! we're playing neue komplex on aug 6 with a bunch of cool bands. my dms are open if you're fixin to roll through. we're gonna play a synthpop cover of a mountain goats song if that sweetens the deal for y'all.

attention boston goths and homosexuals! we're playing neue komplex on aug 6 with a bunch of cool bands. my dms are open if you're fixin to roll through. we're gonna play a synthpop cover of a mountain goats song if that sweetens the deal for y'all.

do vince next

the year is 2046. horny jail has been adopted as literal policy. I am arrested for smuggling hand-drawn pictures of titties across state lines in a secret compartment beneath my vehicle's instrument console. steam bans all depictions of high fiving

bro the my chemical romance thing is so fucking tame, how in the world did we let conservatives go around claiming to be edgy and transgressive when the mildest rock stage show precipitates a total meltdown from them?

One of the most important albums I've heard in the last decade. It doesn't matter what genre you listen to, but it helps if you like industrial. Go listen to this. Go listen to this NOW.

extremely good tape haul today