First of all, this judge is a hero. Secondly, my god this is egregious conduct. Imagine being this judge, driving this poor kid home, only to have ICE threaten to smash your car windows on your way out of the lot??

So if Olivia is 32 now, broke up with Lizza last year, was together with him for a decade, and then was living with you for 4+ years before that, how old was she when you moved her out of her (presumably parents’) house in the suburbs to live with you?

🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.

Death, taxes, and the back-breaking Jameis Winston INT

The most relatable part of the third episode of #Pluribus is that the collective wisdom of all humanity is still utterly unable to recognize basic sarcasm.

I remain impressed by some of the absolutely remarkable ways that Penn State has managed to lose games

That catch by Indiana was INSANE

This is horrifying

One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc

Also emphasizes how quiet it is!

3. Laurel, Mississippi, provides the primary setting (and indirectly, the title) for what HGTV renovation series starring local husband-and-wife team Ben and Erin Napier? AS I LAY DRYWALLING #LL106 #bestwronganswers

Counterpoint: While I don’t love the NFL overtime system, it’s at least more fair now than the current college overtime system, which is just a glorified series of coin flips after the second OT.

Hey, it counts!

Oop, once again a receiver has DeSeaned a would-be touchdown

MANDATE OF HEAVEN TO ALABAMA THEY JUST THREW A PASS TO 360 POUND KADYN PROCTOR

Kadyn Proctor, have a day, sir!

Iowa has dragged Indiana straight into the slop, which is conveniently right where they want them

The cackle I uttered earlier when I thought Brady was calling someone “shawty” only to realize he was saying “Schotty” as in Schottenheimer

Still a guiding principle of mine when online.

Caleb Williams just Orlovskyed the sideline on that last play

🏈 BAL 40 - 41 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1092nd unique final score in NFL history.

WE ARE SO BACK

That is how you start a season. My goodness. Sheer insanity.

That Allen scramble would have been impressive if Lamar hadn’t done what he just did

Me: Lamar better throw that away! *two seconds later* Me: Yep, that’s why I’m watching from home because I know nothing. 🤣

Absolute next level

That’s a madly impressive win by Carlitos! Beating Jannik Sinner on a hard court is the tallest task in tennis, and he rose to the challeng, albeit helped by a really sketchy serving performance by Jannik. And the top two close out the year with two a piece, totally fitting.

Third set looking like the Cincy final at the moment

Quick note re: the U.S. Open men’s final: Obviously I like Sinner here, he’s the best hard-courter in the world at the moment. The one exception is if he’s not 100%. Something seemed up physically during his semi, but FAA was having issues of his own. Carlos can exploit that if it’s still an issue.

Everything OK in Columbia? Score line suggests otherwise

The funniest thing to me about Florida’s football team is that they’re trash whenever they have anything to play for, but the moment they’re out of contention, they’re elite

I’ll say this for Chrissie Evert, when someone trusts you enough to let you hold onto five million dollars for them, you’re pretty trustworthy.

The streak is over! We finally have a back-to-back women’s singles champion again at the U.S. Open. Congrats to Aryna Sabalenka!

Really hoping both players will max out at the same time. That first set was basically a back-and-forth of one player relaxing while the other tightened up.

This match is a textbook example of what Mary Carillo would call “big babe tennis”—two women absolutely blasting the cover off the tennis ball.

Amanda has won her first game in a GS final! She needed it too—you could see things getting shaky after being broken in her first service game.

OK, I’m leaning towards Aryna here, but she has a history of getting tight in finals, so if Amanda can hold her own nerve, I think she has a great shot. Definitely feels like a three-setter at the least.

Sabasimova tomorrow. Sincaraz on Sunday. Couple of compelling final matchups at the U.S. Open, I’d say.

There is something kinda fascinating about seeing Djokovic experience what the rest of the tour felt when the Big 3 were at the peak of their powers: perpetually blocked from the biggest titles in the sport by a tiny group at the top.

don’t forget to subtract the job of whoever compiled this report

Anisimova keeps the streak of American women in major finals alive—now at five in a row!

It feels like Amanda’s level dropped a bit as soon as she missed that easy return in Naomi’s last service game.

Anisimova able to feast on the Osaka second serve at the moment

When Naomi comes out in stone faced killer mode, you’re in for a LONG night

One thing is for sure, Sabalenka and Pegula are sending Lord Drysdale out in style. Great match.

ESPN's tribute to Cliff Drysdale

Regardless of how this match turns out, Amanda Anisimova has to feel much better about being able to show how well she plays and competes vs. Iga after being totally out of gas in that Wimbledon final.

Heck of a match. Jasmine came to play today, but Iga weathered the storm and raised her level when she needed it most. Gotta give her a ton of confidence rolling into NY.

At this rate it may first person to hold serve wins the set

OK Jasmine we see you! What a point!!!