The weirdest email I got recently was from a Zach Snyder fan who asked me to please upload my positive Man of Steel (2013) review to Rotten Tomatoes so that there were more positive critical reviews showing. Which caused me to say to myself, “wait, I gave that a positive review?”

Sorry, I didn’t see your email because my inbox has approx 10000 emails about Giving Tuesday and “extended” Cyber Monday deals.

“Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads.”

IT'S '6-7', COOPER. A GENERATION ALPHA TREND. WHAT THEY CALL A 'MAY-MAY'. IT'S AN ORPHANED SIGNIFIER, NO SIGNS ATTACHED. ONE COULD CALL IT DADAIST, BUT SOMME SAY IT'S TOO STUPID TO BE DADA. IT'S ANTI-MEANING, ANTI-HUMOUR, BUT DAMN IF THOSE KIDS DON'T FIND IT A CRACK-UP.

Nature is healing.

Not even halfway through the first episode of PLUR1BUS and I’m hooked! I don’t know what the fuck is happening, but STILL. It’s great.

I’m not sure how I was expecting IT: Welcome to Derry to start, but THAT was certainly not anything I thought would happen!

#HappyHalloween! Each year the Great Pumpkin rises over the pumpkin patch that he thinks is most sincere.

This whole week has been awful & it’s culminated in me taking mom to Urgent Care. We’re pretty sure she’s okay, but 1 thing I know is: you don’t fuck around with a head injury. So I forced her to come get checked out. Feels like the week’s shitshow was a sign warning me an accident would happen …

THIS WEEK. 😒 I’m planning to flee into the woods Weapons-style and become a bog witch. Who’s with me?

Psychological Thriller?! Sam Raimi?!? RACHEL MCADAMS?!?!!! Take my money, please.

IT'S DONE. Come join me this Friday at 6pm for the opening of my work and many other artists for the TELEPHONE show at Base Camp Studios 2 🌈💙💾 #floppydiskart

Things overhead in the corn maze today: “Sorry kids, we live in the corn maze now. We can’t go home.” “Dad, you don’t know how to get outta here!” And, from a small child: “Don’t kill your wife! Don’t kill your wife. Don’t kill your wife.”

Also! Lewis Pullman AND Bill Pullman are gonna be in the Spaceballs sequel!??!? Omggggggg I love it already.

“You might get a sore arm” — a few hours later I can’t even lightly brush arm up against anything without being in total agony! 🤕 Thanks, Shingles vaccine. (No but really THANKS because I’d rather have a sore arm than get Shingles)

#FantasticFest review thread, incoming! THE CRAMPS: A Period Piece ilovesplatter.com/2025/09/20/f...

"This stuff's got the sting of the 48 hour blend!" (the Twin Peaks: FWWM quote I always say, even when I'm by myself, when having a cup of hotel room coffee)

Hi I was just up on a ferry deck enjoying a gorgeous day when the two bros next to me started saying they’d kill themselves if they ever got over a 34” waist. How’s your day?

Best pie: Pumpkin with whipped cream Best ice cream: Molly Moon’s melted chocolate with toffee pieces Best donut: Maple Bar Best bar: Magic bars (by mom) Best cake: Vanilla cake with sprinkles in the batter and buttercream frosting Best other: Twice Baked Almond croissant from Bakery Nouveau

LOVE it when a new horror film directed by a woman drops! 🖤SOMNIUM is worth your time - now streaming: ilovesplatter.com/2025/09/12/s...

I swear every retail store dressing room mirror is designed to make you hate yourself from every angle.

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Been rewatching The Handmaid’s Tale & have asked myself several times if this a terrible idea because it’s hitting me even harder right now, particularly flashbacks to the steps taken by the Gilead leaders to take control. Also forgot Sydney Sweeney plays Nick’s (1st) wife, which is … something.

Walking to brunch, and a guy yells out to me: “Is that a Washington Athletic Club logo on your purse?” …

I'm covering #FantasticFest remotely again this year! Can't wait to see a buncha new #horrormovies. Check out my most anticipated films here: ilovesplatter.com/2025/08/26/f...

“What would you say to silver dollar pancakes, fresh squeezed orange juice, and Kona coffee?”

Just ordered mine!

I made the mistake of putting on an Apple playlist of 90s songs and now Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo Doo doo doo, doo doo-doo doo Doo doo doo

“Does this make any sense to you?” “It doesn’t have to. It’s just something that happens.”

I often find myself in movie picking paralysis because of all the physical media & streaming options I have — but sometimes, actually OFTEN times, only Soderbergh’s super hot masterpiece “Out of Sight” will do. Tonight calls for JLo & Clooney 🔥

There are a ton of fireworks going off in our neighborhood right now. 🙄

My friend Chris Estey is one of the very best people I know & is struggling with piling up medical bills. The initial amount raised (shown in the gofundme) has been spent & he's been hit with another huge debt, just as he lost his job. Please give/share if you can! www.gofundme.com/f/help-chris...

“24 hours is like 3 weeks!”

Shark Bite cocktails to accompany our annual watch of JAWS!

LOVE it when Instagram goes down just as I’m starting my work day 😐😐😐

I have never been as in love with absolutely every single character on a show as I am with everyone on The Bear, and as a result this season totally fucking WRECKED me.

Me making dinner in the kitchen after watching Final Destination 1-4 …

As someone who grew up around race tracks (my dad raced Formula Atlantics) - I am very very into this haptic trailer for F1! Hope the movie is as fun as this 🏎️🏎️🏎️ tv.apple.com/us/clip/hapt...

My mom mentioned this show called The Waterfront to me and she was running through the details but really the most important part she told me was that MARIA BELLO IS IN IT. Sold. (Also I guess it’s a Kevin Williamson show so that’s a fine secondary reason to watch!)

Oh. I. What? variety.com/2025/film/ne...

May (2002), D. Lucky McKee Frailty (2001), D. Bill Paxton Ginger Snaps (2000), D. John Fawcett

There is nothing sadder than having a delicious cup of coffee, going to take another sip, and realizing it’s all GONE 😞

OMG. Please tell me Pullman is back as Lone Starr!!

Dear body, throwing a full allergy attack at me with extremely itchy and watery eyes is NOT HELPFUL when I’m in the middle of complicated video content edits. WTH, bruh?

Just wrapped my short horror film! Now onto post production work — I’ll leave y’all with this little teaser for now.

“Wait. Is this about her relationship with Tom Cruise?!” Me, watching the Poker Face episode starring Katie Holmes

“Why are you mansplaining “cowboy shit” to me?” @reamimator.bsky.social while we watch Thief.

#Letterboxd Last 4 Watched: two new to me (the documentaries) and two rewatches. My movie consumption has been slow lately because I’m preparing to DIRECT MY OWN SHORT FILM (!!!!!!!!!)