Need one of those chef reacts videos for the cooking scenes in Jeanne Dielman

Slow cinema is great for the no attention span era because you can look at your phone the whole time and not miss anything

i'm tired of forecasting what other people will do, what the general public will do or think out of a need to be like some kind of smart commentator who knows the score as a way to distract from developing any coherent sense of values or principles yourself.

Art by • David Mattingly

one thing i don’t wanna see out of any Running Man discourse is people talking shit on the Arnold version. that’s basically a perfect movie for what it is, i don’t care what relationship it has to the book or this new movie

I meant to read 31 short horror stories in October. I read three, and didn't manage to finish my blog post about them until now. Nevertheless, my thoughts.

This sounds exactly like a Torche song what the hell

Read the Silmarillion! Its good! Seeing many people acting like this is some forbidden unapproachable object after the shelved by genre announcement - it’s good!

My bluesky followers have been invited to an island resort to celebrate my birthday, only to learn upon arrival that I have been turned into a statue by my nemesis DINO SAURICIDE, a talking triceratops who wears sneakers. Only by besting him in a series of racing challenges across six realms can the

BOO!

Morktober Day 31: PUMPKIN Thank you to @exeunt.press for running this, I had a ton of fun and it was a very fulfilling creative challenge to participate in. Happy Mörktober one and all. Don your pumpkins. #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Morktober Day 30: STAR The penultimate day - this has been a lot of fun - see you all tomorrow for one last trip around the bend. #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Morktober Day 29: HOLE #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Morktober Day 28: BLOAT #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

Morktober Day 27: ICE #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Morktober Day 26: TORCH #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Morktober Day 25: HERMIT #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

September

Morktober Day 24: STUMP #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

August

Morktober Day 23: FLOWER #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Morktober Day 22: THIEF #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Morktober Day 21: BEAK #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Very funny to see an hour long YouTube video with “where do you start” and its about reading Discworld. Well you start with the first book actually.

Morktober Day 20: ASH #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Morktober Day 19: BROKEN #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Morktober Day 18: WITHER #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Morktober Day 17: WARDEN #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Morktober Day 16: OBELISK #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Morktober Day 15: NAILS #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

New blog post! Go see the new Deathstalker!! It rips!!!

Morktober Day 14: ANCHOR #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Morktober Day 13: WEB #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Morktober Day 12: BINDING a little late, but it's a long weekend for me, I'm chilling #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Deathstalker (2025) rules

Morktober Day 11: SCALES #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Morktober Day 10: BEETLE #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Morktober Day 9: THORN #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Morktober Day 8: WIZARD #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Morktober Day 7: SHARD This is a day late because I got way too ambitious, but here it is. It's tonally a bit out of line for MÖRK BORG, so it may not be for everyone, but I was really into the idea. Now to start on Day 8 so I can catch up!! #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

It finally happened to me: I got too ambitious with my Morktober idea and I'm probably not going to be able to finish it today. I'll definitely finish it tomorrow though, I'm having too much fun with it to leave it on the cutting room floor.

Morktober Day 6: HUSK #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Despite disneys history of copyright defence, dont trust them to be a bulwark against AI - see how record labels agreed to spotify deals that were on paper bad business because it became the “inevitable” vision of the future. If senior management likes AI they may cut a bad deal to go with the flow

A post, a post, my kingdom for a post!

Morktober Day 5: STAIN #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Morktober Day 4: HOWL #morkborg #morktober #MÖRKTOBER #Mörktober

Cozy hobbit themed dungeon synth band drops a death metal track about Gollum being tortured in Mordor - that rocks, shout out to Hole Dweller