100 followers baby we’re hittin it big now baby!!!

Cracking an egg and trying to wash the white and yolk in the sink

The new adventures of old sheldon

Old sheldon

younger sheldon

CHESTER BENNINGTON (chorus) I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗 I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗 MIKE SHINODA (quietly) Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine

I do not know who this “nuzzi” person is

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 13,1951

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 13,1952

Hey Lois… it’s you’re husband, Petah. Hehehehheeheh

I am clairvoyant I can see the future I will shit my pants tomorrow

my two friends who i hate

I always thought the PS3 looked like a big beetle

Catch the ball!!!!

Stop getting penalties please I beg

Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon

BB King is short for baby king

Trump the throat GOAT

Honkin on Bubba

I really gotta piss

If you fly from St. Louis to Kansas City they don’t let you piss

frank and stein were two guys

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao x: www.instagram.com/reel/DQ7cPSf...

abnormal snowman

having a laugh and laughing

Absolutely dreadful looking house for sale in Kansas City with a… “walkout door?” That’s not a feature man that’s what a door is for

@schumer.senate.gov you’re a fucking loser

They lost

Democrats Grow A Spine Challenge

Emperors new clothes, etc etc

The new Kill Bill just looks like a rip-off of the first two

holland oats

Five fives and Freddie’s

Like a Rolling Stone is a song about the magazine

His last name is Alda because he’s in all da M*A*S*H episodes

I think he should be dragged behind a car until he’s just a red stain

I’ve been listening to a lot of Howard Stern recently I like it when he goes Heyyooo

Michael mouse

Baba booey

live view from cuomo hq

lol

rip Dink Chunky

Woke 2

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC

Viewing this as a mandate in favor of my “Stop making me hear about Ezra Klein” platform

HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK I CAN ACTUALLY POST THIS