Clint Bizkit

im in a hotel im in bed

go to bed stay awake who fuckeng even gives a shit anymore

yeah im woke

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a squared-up Ilhan Omar and you as a collapsing sewer ogre

you can lead a conservative to water but you can’t make it think

Voting NO on the DHS funding bill is the bare minimum. Backing Kristi Noem’s impeachment is the bare minimum. Holding law-breaking ICE agents legally accountable is the bare minimum. ICE is beyond reform. Abolish it.

The US government loves to kill innocent people in cold blood. It’s one of the things they do best actually

hamming cheese

my favorite comedian Mr bink

I do not believe that it has yet happened

fiddling with my dick platonically

I gave up drinking regularly as my resolution this year. Now I only drink strangely

I would have liked to have seen the Bears win

Lunch? Perhaps, a cup noodle

everybody in the trump administration looks like this

fwump

The department of agriculture posted this bizarre video on X of children who look like their in a period piece horror movie drinking milk under duress and like I just want to know why? Like what the fuck is this? Why are they being weird about milk? Who are these kids? Are they ok? What the fuck???

They should have capital numbers like letters have

ChatGLP-1

You need to put cheez its in your next peanut butter and jelly sandwich it is positively sublime

I need to stop buying so many movies

call me Tim cuz I’m hortin

Jingle bells… Batman smells… That’s quite funny

Just caught myself laughing thinking about Jingle bells Batman smells

pinochle lada

penis colada

Abolish ICE

Fuck ICE

going to the chinese restaurant for an order of compound chicken

kristaps bazinga

My CD player broke now I gotta plug my discman into my receiver

shemp boyardee

returning the jedi

Cool no rush

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

Next stop on the War Tour: Trump to Fox: “Claudia Sheinbaum is a good woman, but the cartels are running Mexico. “She’s not running Mexico — the cartels are running Mexico. “Something’s going to have to be done with Mexico.”

Surprise! "We have the greatest oil companies in the world, the biggest, the greatest, and we’re going to be very much involved in it."

Are we supposed to call our reps and tell them we don’t like when the president engages in overt war crimes, or can we trust them to get there on their own?

Trump promised to bring back American industry but his administration can't even manufacture consent for unconstitutional war.

People are going to try and lure you into debates about whether Maduro was a good guy or not and the thing is, it doesn’t matter for the purposes of discussing whether violent kidnappings and extrajudicial murders by the US government are ok. No, they aren’t! End of convo.

democrats: we support this highly illegal action, just not the fact that we weren’t in on it

the new york times must be outraged at this administration's failure to let them help sell this thing

well, good luck doing Pinochet 2 (Now With Less Ground Support™️), i’ll be here with all people of conscience and brainpower knowing it’s a goddamn inexcusable moral crime

Just breathed in coffee

I got a 4k blu ray player for Christmas and now I can’t stop buying movies

“We will take all your jobs and destroy humanity and the Earth! Also we’re going to force this into everything now, and you have to use it to train your replacement or you’re fired. Oh, and it kills kids and makes CSAM and revenge porn, as a treat” Why don’t people like this? A mystery for the ages