Such an unserious person for such a serious job. Our service members and the American people deserve so much better.

This is amazing.

55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

In a nutshell:

An all-time choke job by the Cavs tonight.

The Cavaliers have the worst jerseys in the NBA. If they lose, they'll deserve it for that fact.

and now, your moment of zen. 🎥 (https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYhEwUvv67q/)

Do they think anyone actually wants this?

Smallest home crowd of the year for the Twins: 11,488. After a 2-hour rain delay, and approaching 11:15 p.m., there might only be 488 fans actually remaining.

Carter Bryant is a 6-foot-6 professional basketball player and looks like he is 11 years old when Wemby hugs him

Wemby is absurd.

I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN

My 4-year-old will be pumped to wake up and find out his Canadiens won.

Partial sellout at Target Field tonight for Twins-Astros.

Why...?

Really enjoyed the chance to hear from @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social today at the Minneapolis Institute of Art. It was a fun peek behind the curtain of one of my favorite social media accounts – and a good opportunity to buy his book!

How about I don't?

checking in for a brief moment on the Rededicate 250 blasphemy fest and yep, it's beyond parody

Finally made it to Animales. It did not disappoint.

Not ideal when Joan Beringer (4 points) outscores Julius (3) and Rudy (0).

Both teams emptying the benches, with the Spurs up 33. That's all she wrote on the Wolves season.

Crunch and the PA announcer imploring fans to make some noise as the 4th quarter starts and...nobody does. This place is a morgue.

The Lynx season is 3 games old.. They play Sunday at 6.. For those who will say there no more Basketball until October.. Lynx play defense And they have Minnesota Miles 🥽🥽 #Lynx

Tonight, it feels like the Wolves and Spurs aren't even playing the same sport.

The Wolves should try getting Wemby ejected again. That might help.

Shooting 28.6% from 3 and 38% from the floor ain't gonna cut it... #TWolves

Just arrived to Target Center for the second half of my doubleheader coverage after tonight's Twins game. Feels like I walked into a funeral...

The Twins' bullpen is being the Twins' bullpen tonight.

The equipment truck for the Twins-Brewers umpires didn’t show up in time for tonight’s game, and the Twins had only pants for the plate umpire on site. So, the three base umpires are embracing Casual Friday and wearing jogger-looking pants.

I would absolutely try these.

Major bummer. Their beer was just fine, but their space and vibe was awesome.

My hockey-obsessed 4-year-old is gonna be devastated tomorrow morning when he wakes up to find the Wild blew the 3-0 lead they had when he went to bed...

Talk about blowing the game. #mnwild

Saw an AI bro refer to "brain-only writers" lol

Wemby having no fouls called on him is VERY funny.

Wolves' big men have been abysmal tonight.

These refs, man.

the wolves are incredible because their two modes are "does anyone really wanna be here? no, right?" and "the 1995-96 chicago bulls"

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

Naz asked about taking the elbow from Wemby "Pain is weakness leaving the body, that's it"

As @pjthereuss.bsky.social likes to say: this would be a bad loss for the Wolves.

Julius is killing the Wolves...which is a problem since he's on the Wolves.

I can't believe they had the cajones to make that call.

I'm not sure Trump could name a single book of the Bible...

Hearing Kevin Harlan have to read a promo for Google AI just makes me sad.

Honest question: how do people see stories like the ones this week and think a cruise is a good idea?

Have the Wolves considered making shots?

So they're still not gonna call goaltending on Wemby?

OOF. "Specifically, the letter pointed to reporting that Larry Ellison discussed the WBD deal with Donald Trump’s White House and indicated Paramount would “implement the CBS playbook” at CNN, “transforming CNN’s programming and firing anchors and commentators Trump dislikes.”"