*inhales deeply* hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah *breathes* hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhah

... did anyone else have WW3 on their 2025 Bingo card?

Mr. Singh. SHUT UP AND LET THEM SPEAK FFS. Your habit of interrupting is childish at best, and wholly unbecoming of a potential(ha) leader of Canada.

PM Mark Carney *could* beat the record for most seats in a federal election. Currently projected between 189-224, with the record at 208 in 1958, with the PCs under Deifenbaker.

Trump imposed a 10% tariff on Heard Island. Exactly, 0 people live there, and the only full-time residents are PENGUINS. Can you pay in Krill? Is that a thing?

Carney had his security clearance within days of becoming leader. PP has been leader for over 900 days and still doesn’t have his. Why do you think that is? 🤔

My home, my love.

Wow! Justin Trudeau’s final approval rating is 12 points higher than Pierre Poilievre’s. It's very important that Pierre Poilevre and conservatives see this. It's even more important that reporters ask #MapleMaga Pierre questions about it AND follow up ?s cultmtl.com/2025/03/just... #cdnpoli

Those who supported the overthrow of the Cdn govt.

Time to follow all new LPC candidates on Bluesky Welcome Lindsay Luhnau! #LPC #TeamCarney #CalgaryCentre #CanadaStrong

Sydney Crosby has officially surpassed Wayne "sellout" Gretzky for the most point per game seasons with 20 seasons getting at least 1 point per game. Currently sitting at 80pts this season. Crosby is from Nova Scotia, and I nominate him as the OFFICIAL Canadian #1 Hockey Player of all time.

Fuck. You. America.

Absolfuckinglutely. Hateful, resentful, pissed off left.

PSA

9 Days and Canada is already better for it. I'm truly excited for the PM and the territories to work together to being stabilization to our North. Compare to 79 days of Trumpty Dumpty..

The Canadian Government is launching an ad campaign targeting US PoS systems referring to the rising prices as being from Trumps tariffs.

I wish I had even an iota of the confidence and intellect she exudes.

Good morning, Sky Walkers! Cheers to not letting the villains get us down! We will win!

Stop your doomscrolling and vote for the International Mollusk of the Year! The winner will have its complete genome sequenced! Mollusks are awesome, and super diverse: they include snails, slugs, clams, octopuses, and more! 🐌🐙🐚 Finalists in thread 🧵 Info & VOTE here: moty.senckenberg.science

Canadians, the US plans to fire chemists, biologists. toxicologists, other scientists. Unfathomable? No. Things would be similarly grim under Poilievre. Let’s recruit colleagues, develop vaccines, medicines, research in Canada 🇨🇦 And hold onto Prime Minister Carney like our lives depend on it.

THIS IS WHAT YOU DO, REST OF THE WORLD.

I just signed a petition demanding the Minister of Innovation, Science and Industry Ban X/Twitter in Canada. Join me in signing here: you.leadnow.ca/petitions/ba... you.leadnow.ca/petitions/ba...

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Primary him. Primary anyone who votes yes. And get AOC in the dem leadership!

Okay, Schumer's speech was a head fake. This is the Senate D caucus trying to fool their own supporters. Sorry to say that but that's what's happening.

The degree to which — and the speed at which — "elbows up" has become a national rallying cry is really quite remarkable. Mike Myers is basically our Churchill.

I truly loathe that we have to have the secretaries from Trumpty Dumpty Dipshits admin in our Country. Yuk!

OK, THAT WAS ONE FOR THE HISTORY BOOKS 🇨🇦 Absolutely moving speeches. Not a single word wasted! If you have ever wondered what Liberal Canadians (The backbone of CANADA) are all about, then please watch! Canada United! Canada Strong! TRULY INSPIRED 🍁(PLEASE SEE BELOW FOR ALL 3 SPEECHES IN FULL)🇨🇦

A few years back, centrist Democrats & the Very Serious People mocked & dismissed the slogan ‘abolish ICE’. Today’s actions are a reminder of how ICE is a rogue, lawless agency that is easily weaponized by an authoritarian administration & that it very much should be abolished.

As a card carrying Liberal, I am PROUD of my vote for Mark Carney for Liberal Leader. Watch out Turnip, Canada has gone full gloves off.

Trump : Canada, tariffs are off! For a month. Canada : Well fuck you, ours are still on asshole.

I dont agree with Doug Ford on 99% of things, but on this week agree. Elbows up Canada.

Do your thing! Flood them with emails, spam, viruses, everything.

BUTT DUST!

Lesson : Don't snitch!

The person who snitched on Luigi never got the reward money. www.foxnews.com/us/insurance...

Ooof, what a day to be an American. You've officially joined the same club that Russia, China, North Korea, Iraq, Iran, and ISIS are in.

People with some historical knowledge will point out that it’s the anniversary of the Reichstag Fire. However, much more hopeful it’s also the anniversary of the Rosenstrasse demonstration

Thank you to the emergency alert text letting me know an earthquake is happening.. 20 minutes after it happened.

Remember when team USA beat the Soviets in the 80s? Canada just had that moment and the US were the Soviets this time. Congratulations Canada 🍁

Hell yeah. #4Nations #CanadaVsUS

Now it's our turn to yell in your face, "Cry harder."

We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house. We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.

Good question

It’s the Gulf of Mexico. It’s Twitter. It’s Fascism. It’s an Oligarchy. They’re Nazis. He’s a convicted felon. It was an insurrection. It’s a coup. It’s treason. Words matter. Use the correct ones.

What the fuck google? You stupid ass licking mother fuckers.