I turned 40 yesterday. Celebrated by scheduling a mammogram and a gastro consult for a colonoscopy. Wild and hedonistic partying, that's us elder Millennials!

The New York Mayoral race is a story of what the people need versus what the billionaires want. It’s a contest that is going to happen again and again in the coming years. Tonight is a great reminder that the people have the power

This is a mandate. Americans are free to call close family members “aunt” if they damn well want to

MAMDANI PROJECTED WINNER!!! FUCK CUOMO AND FUCK PEDO TRUMP!!!!!

A democratic sweep was the perfect way to honor Dick Cheney's death. Well done, everyone. See you tomorrow.

no see you don't understand I am an elder millennial who remembers how ducking evil this man was and I have been waiting for LITERAL DECADES to post this meme and I WILL NOT BE SILENCED

The most honest blind box branding I have ever seen.

You can't make this up.

I'm not a Nobel winning economist, but it seems to me the world's largest retailer and the worlds largest delivery services laying off hundreds of thousands right before the busiest retail and delivery season of the year is perhaps not an optimistic indicator of Trump's promised "Golden Age"

Goalies concern me when they stretch.

An astonishingly large crowd! Chicago

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 Portland.

Reporting live from the unlivable war zone that is downtown Portland, Oregon.

Life advice from a light post.

I...don't think I'd want to go hiking there.

Driving up to Oregon to visit the family. Mt. Shasta looks nice.

As a comic book reader who was taught heroes often dress up as animals, I feel very validated by the Frog Guy in Portland

dang there is so much magic in every moment. incredible

@sdpnsports.bsky.social If y'all haven't seen it yet, the Sharks have something for Fat Guy Corner.

A legendary player, golden in green 💛💚 Forever part of Portland’s story 👏

Portland gonna Portland. www.koin.com/news/politic...

Our cats Tevvy ONLY ever chases his tail while in the bathtub. I dont pretend to understand it but I love it.

Just picked up this workbench from a garage sale for ten bucks.

you should buckaroo. it took an unfathomably infinite amount of variables to bring you to this exact moment over trillions and trillions of years you are the end result of mind bending cosmic rarity and you wield that radiant uniqueness through everything that you do

It's the quenchiest!

Who else survived the rapture?

well that escalated quickly

Just a friendly reminder that the preseason only matters when your team wins.

This is a terrifying chapter in US history. Right now. Today.

Mike Tyson made Mr.Beast show a human emotion for the first time

My grandmother loved to garden. She was always happiest when she was out in the yard, tending to her plants. So when she passed three years ago and I was asked if I wanted anything of hers, I requested a hardy plant that could be brought down here and put into my own yard. Still blooming, Gramma. ❤️

I honestly love it when writers talk about writing like “when I write I put God on a donkey the size of a roller rink and I thread his beard with McDonald’s receipts” like what but I love it but what

Boat: Welcome aboard Plane: Thank you for flying with us Train: Hey, soul sister

The difference between asking an AI to fix your problems and a Witch is that the Witch is real

I won a donation prize from #SGDQ 2024 and it finally arrived today! And since it was signed I OF COURSE looked up the artist and she's from my old hometown???? Thank you @marlowedobbe.com and thank you Prize Wizard!

Husband harvested the jalapeños from our plant and had enough to make exactly one bottle of hot sauce. Made with smoked garlic, peach and balsamic vinegar. Even as someone who doesn't really like spicy stuff I gotta say this is damn tasty.

Only true 90s kids will know that 'nostalgia' is a combination of words meaning "homecoming" + "pain."

His military flyover of the Epstein Survivor's Press Conference was like when a little kid puts their fingers in their ears, saying "Nyah, nyah, nyah I can't hear you!"! Pathetic, hugely expensive & hilariously ineffective. #TerrifiedOfTheEPSTEIN_Files 😨

There is a massive walk out at the CDC by staff unfolding right now. It is NECESSARY. I stand in solidarity with my CDC colleagues. standing up for science and public health. It is a moral imperative.

We decided it was time to pull the fennel plant. So of course I had my husband pose with it like a stereotypical "man with fish" profile picture.

On my way to the airport and being weirded out seeing that there’s other people out at this hour. What are they all doing?? They all look so miserable. Oh god, do I look like that? Am I also… people? #dragoncon

YAAAASSS TEAL CHOPLET WITH A HOCKEY STICK EXISTS NOW. I HAVE DONE MY DUTY BY THE SHARKS.

Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Wholesale inflation up .9%. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein Strikes out with make-believe peace meeting. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein $60 million taxpayer money on golf outings. Epstein Epstein Epstein Epstein

Ad astra per aspera.

I want a Perfect Grade Deathscythe. They do not make a Perfect Grade Deathscythe. Why must I go through life in eternal disappointment this way.

The old guy across the street is moving away (sad about that, he's a great neighbor) and told us to take what we wanted from his wine collection. This was just kept in his garage so probably vinegar by now, but who else can say they will make salad dressing from 42-year-old German Reisling?