manifesting: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 ai bubble 🕯 🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯 🕯 for all involved 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

If I could violently excise one habit from my immediate family it would be stacking wet dishes on top of dry ones in the dish dryer. No. Put the fucking dry dishes away.

God sometimes being in fandoms full of all or nothing young liberal queers is exhausting just shut uppppp

Not to sound woke but like, baldness and hair loss are natural processes and they are not ugly and people should be comfortable with however they wish to style or not style their hair around it

The reason you see AI pushed so hard in products, ads and promoted posts is that they know people don't WANT to use it but they are desperate to recoup on their millions in investments. They wouldn't be over-saturating your feed with AI tools if people were buying these things on their own.

GOD I'm so fucking tired of being broke. If I was a bad person making money would be so easy!!!

Magpie Harpy

The funniest part of the worst of Hazbin's fandom is their delusion that Alastor is the main character. No, that's Charlie. And Charlie is a Certified Disney Princess. Which means when Alastor tries his edgy endgame shit, she is going to win and he is either gonna die or get Vegeta'd.

Collard greens recipe: use one fourth teaspoons salt and pepper! Me: ..okay I know I don't have the melanin for this but- The (Absolutely Not My) Ancestors: measure with your heart white girl Me: oh thank fuck

The way I am Dreading this weekend.

Had my last chemo treatment yesterday woke up to 'hahaha you think you can PAY for shit next week?' and a fucking check engine light on AGAIN this year owes me financial compensation and so does my fucking workplace.

my favorite part of posting fic is the empty reblogs and likes, sure does make a person feel motivated to just...not fucking bother.

Trapdoor spider, oils, sold Time to repost this one ;)

remember tuesday? that was 86 years ago

The dog who made my life more complicated was put to sleep on Friday. Old age, pain that couldn't be overcome. The vet told my mother that it was nothing we had done and I believe them but it still doesn't feel great. Now all I see is the cleanup and the emotional fallout for her owner.

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Good morning! AI is being force-fed to you by a handful of billionaires who will lose a bunch of money if they fail to convince you that you need it. You do not need it 🫶

'Oh hey there's x in this fic now?' -looks at previous work which establishes x- ....why the fuck do i BOTHER?

There's no light at the end of this tunnel- so its a good thing we brought matches.

My sister is not a narcissist or a sociopath or any mental state the internet has coopted to mean 'person I don't like' but she is thoughtless and it explains a lot about all the problems she has and refuses to do literally anything about.

I’m being subjected to far too many sportsball posts for my liking.

-works in one of maybe two similar industries supplying books- -hears rumbling in the distance- What's tha- AH FUCK -blindsided by panicked libraries-

Finally catching up on @oldgodspod.bsky.social season 5 and Bear seeing a young person on the side of the road got me like 'YES CONTINUE YOUR FAMILY LEGACY BLEVINS BECOME THE DESIGNATED DRIVER APPALACHIA NEEDS'

I suspect the MAGA government decided to launch all these Bluesky accounts tonight to try to bait people in advance of No Kings. These people have incurable 4chan brain and this is how they operate. Block them. Do not engage. Do not give them what they want.

did I really just read with my own eyeballs 'oh yeah queer youth are the reason hermitcraft has a fandom culture' i am going to turn this 27 year old into a flea and put him in a box and put that box inside another box and then mail that box to myself and when it arrives I'll smash it with a hammer

Oh delightful, the hospital has outsourced my bill to a debt collector. Good luck assholes.

You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.

I really think it's worth getting your car detailed sometime Before I got my car detailed, it was just a red car. Afterward, it was a cherry-red 2017 Ford Fiesta with power steering, beaded seat covers, a pair of skull dice hanging from the rear-view, and slightly dented hubcaps.

Other people with cancer: -waste away slowly, have trouble withw eight gain- My ass: WE HAVE PLANTED OUR FLAG AT 360 BOYS AND THAT IS WHERE WE STAY COME HELL OR HIGH WATER

every time someone complains about how 'americacentric' tumblr is I once again tap the sign that reads 'THIS IS AN AMERICAN WEBSITE ON AMERICAN SERVERS YOU CAME INTO OUR HOUSE AND WONDERED WHY IT WASN'T YOURS'.

There really is nothing like looking at all your debt laid out ans realizing that five minutes of any random CEO's day would solve LITERALLY all of your problems.

It doesn't actually because in the paragraph above this book admits to its 'robot' poet being chatgpt which just fucking means a human wrote the words and then they were stolen! Generative AI cannot create anything! This is disgusting and I hate it Lyman Ditson get fucked!!!

I deserve 10k for not responding to my corporates United Way email with a reply all informing them that I'd love to help with their tax write off but see they don't pay me enough to feed myself so i'll have to fucking pass

Petition for reeses to stop putting wrappers on their snack size cups. Its not necessary! It is! Not! Necessary!!!

Sorrowland is a brilliant book telling me a lot of things and in some cases im not sure its effective and in other cases I think I might be too White to parse beneath the beneath but imma keep trying.

While its a bit heavy handed i can respect the big swing that Rebecca Yarros took with the Empyrean series re: war, trauma, and generational violence. I CANNOT forgive the clip art ass magic dragon tattoo. Absolute coward shit. Even a tribal would have been better.

Happy Rosh Hashanah y'all.

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

Good time to be a mean bitch to Nazis.

I dream of a tower i cannot reach.

I am so fucking tired of cleaning up after this dog I never wanted. I don't want to hate her but I am tired and sick and she makes my life and the lives of my animals measurably worse. until her owner dies i am trapped with her.

We've been sent home all summer and the promised work has not yet arrived lads is it time to tar and feather our supervisor

Nothing like already not wanting to go to work and then missing out on 'here early with no one to bother me' time because an overclocked truck driver was going five under THE ENTIRE FUCKING COMMUTE instead of pulling over and getting his fucking sleep.

Nothing like my racist cousin mourning the death of a fascist whose activism contributed to how his dumb ass got murdered. May your daughters abandon you the moment they turn 18 and and son you kept trying for wind up the best kind of queer.

Nothing like getting in your car the day before chemo with less than 200$ in the bank to find the check engine light on 🙃🫠

The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.