we used to be a proper country

Finally my expertise as a straight man is useful: there's no way these guys are heterosexual

The last breeding pair of NFT guys can today be found at the Las Vegas zoo. None of their ape offspring have survived so far

I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket and pretzels and frankly the girl and her apparel are just for negotiation.

You don't have to clean my apartment. Just let me come to your office and film you working. Deal?

funny they're pretending they don't already have pictures of your apartment.

Just texted: "You'll have it Friday, which means Thursday I'll text you and say Monday." #writerlife

"We asked them why" used to be implied but it's good for them to put it in there just to let us know that this is somewhat like journalism.

At first I was like why is the Pope weighing in on AI, and is he gonna say it's the Devil, but then I read some excerpts and it's really great. Wise, modern, human. It's exactly how you hope a spiritual leader would think and teach. Big fan of the Pontiff today. simonwillison.net/2026/May/25/...

Do we have a plan for when space aliens get here and we have to explain shitting to them?

wake me when ai solves mustard juice

i wouldn't be surprised if many of the 2nd weekend viewers are repeat customers bringing their friends to see their reaction. this movie gets under your skin

Honestly, one of the funniest tweets I've ever seen.

“From the producers of” always cracks me up.

huh

wait did he maybe start a war to get out of a wedding?

I mean, he's not wrong, but it's so on-brand that his main consideration is him.

we so rarely focus on the good news

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god it looks so real!

pi has been playing hard to get forever. see how it feels when we start chasing other numbers.

People, stop pretending that this stuff is even meant to be autonomous. Letting it "think" for itself is not even the desired use case. It's like saying "in a test of whether autocorrect was always right, it wasn't." AI is a tool, not a life form.

I feel like there should be a woman James Bond and she should fuck just as many women as he does but they all end up friends after.

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I repeat: THE PITT is saving television. And not in the flippant, "I just really like it" way. THE PITT has a full writers room, full crew, full seasons and is wildly popular. It's the type of TV that execs thought was dead, and, most importantly, it's the type of TV viewers will always crave.

What tracks for me here is of course graduating seniors are the most upset about AI, because they prepared themselves for a different workforce. They worked hard to learn skills that may have just become commodities. AI is pulling the rug out from under them, more than students 5 or 6 years younger.

look it's the california democratic primary

I've said it before: Democrats should run on "Make America Great Again." Blue hats, same font.

every once in a while it just randomly pops into my head - he literally made a song called "Pretty Young Thing."

there doesn't have to be an article about everything

Prime with ads. Just how Kubrick intended.

If this Iran thing gets resolved, that’ll be the 9th war Trump has ended. At that point I don’t know how they don’t give him the Nobel.

ok thanks for clarifying alan

What are the 8 wars that Trump says he ended?

Guys my book "Photos of Animals Where You Can See the Poop is Halfway Out" got a sweet write-up in Esquire!

2FA by email is like, and I hate to say it, the Rite Aid of our time.

Odd way to ask but sure.

okay I've changed my mind AI is actually intelligent

had he stayed on Trump's good side, the SEC would be paying him

Honey that’s not an opinion.

member when he said he was bringing back plastic straws?

Addiction Tikka Masala

there doesn't have to be an article about everything

I hate to "both-sides" this, but what do we know about the kids?

I wasn’t named after anyone my parents just really liked the name Bobcat Goldthwait.

talkie-lm.com/chat An LLM trained on pre-1930 material

Oh I have a good one for this: When you're explaining, you're not entertaining.