Reddit comments from 7 years ago...the bar is below hell

A github repository is so....

Impeccable timing

Nothing quite like giving birth and while your baby is in the NICU you find out you've been cheated on

When it rains, it fucking pours

I’m not gonna bother with public health PSAs bc it’s obvious nobody cares. I will say Covid infection has been linked to ED, so….good luck out there 🙃

You fuck me over and boy I'll cut you off so fast it's like we never even met.

Not Miss Diane Keaton :((

Should have been Woody Allen.

Fuck I love limp bizkit

-Cardi B

I don't want to make more of this than it is, but the fact that all the top comments on Taylor's own page are about how gross and exploitative all her special editions and extra releases are gives me hope that a major vibe shift in US consumer culture is actually starting to happen.

Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756

My toothbrush died, as in it's not even charging. This is a crisis

I understand I'm 12 years too late, but Alyssa Milano hosting Project Runway All Stars ruins it for me

Bro lmfao this so hilarious 😭😭😭 "We mighta had a data breach, so here's 25 cent off"

Sometimes after I eat a big meal I feel like Ms. Trunchbull, stomping around my home

Damn I loved Ms. Bouquet, growing up when we could only afford PBS

They killed the national weather service.

War-ravaged Portland

Putting on compression socks is a workout in itself

Good news to wake up to this morning.

A FUCKING RIGHT WING PODCASTER! A fucking podcaster and YouTuber! They are falling on their swords and a destroying democracy for a podcaster.

Crickets for the school shooting that happened that very same day.

Yeeeeah definitely don’t need that public editor anymore, Dean

CK wouldn’t give a fuck if you died, spare me the theatrics

Oh well!! Anyway!

Florida competing w the bible belt over who's the worst state olympics

WE SAID THAT ORANGE BASTARD! NOT ROLLING RAY

Omg ROLLING RAY??? Rest in Purr 😞🙏

🙌 www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

Politicians and anti-vaxxers are extremely fucking stupid and I can't emphasize this enough. You're a bozo and a loser if you think you know more than scientists. So tired of this dumb ass state.

Unknown Number on Netflix is fuckin CRAAAAAAZY

Giuliani got hunted down by pimp because he didn’t pay a sex worker?!

The High School Catfish on Netflix is WILD

Do you sort your lego brick bags by size and color before starting the round like me or are you normal

Voids are the best

I don't hold churches in high regard for much of anything, but this was a nice gesture that I appreciate www.fox13news.com/news/men-acc...

Hey, mainstream media... Maybe more attention to stuff like this and less to Travis and Taylor's engagement?

Learning about Emmett Till completely changed my life. Do not let them stop teaching about things like this. I promise it matters

Holy fuck a cat endoscopy is expensive

Wtf so katy perry is suing a senior citizen over a house because he said he was incapacitated when he signed and she too bad ... But she hasn't even paid him full purchase price?? What a cunt, she loves making old people suffer in court on their dying days (the nuns)

In the girlies family group text rn my mom is talking about a skate rink, I'm asking about my nephew's football pics, and my sister posted a recipe 😭 we all have ADD bad

Jfc you could hear these damn cicadas in Antarctica they way they acting rn

Never try a true belgian style waffle...it's too fucking delicious 😮‍💨

My dad met a kid named Luka at the grocery store yesterday and said "hey I know a song called 'Luka' by Suzanne Vega" ...he had no idea what the song is about until I told him and now he's mortified 😭😭

Not them removing the cracker and barrel