Rice krispie treat with almond butter

“Criticism of Taylor Swift is misogynistic!” She flies a private jet, wore Cartier Jewels, and has been silent about genocide. She’s not one of you. She’s part of the problem.

The worst people in the world putting themselves unnecessarily in harm's way is the most patriotic thing they could do, if the clouds have the courage to do what's right

Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life

Just heard the MAGA relatives ain't coming to the family reunion in September

lucky that my breasts are small and humble

This Giannis trade crazy. Cray. Zee.

No but really why tf was taylor swift there

Embarrassing time to be American mayne fr

fatty is a CRAZY name for a supplement

Big yikes

Calling Spencer Pratt a reality tv ~star~ is really overselling his fame

AYE WHY SERENA WILLIAMS SPONSORING THIS GLP-1 SHIT?! Fuck that ad and fuck Ro!

TIL I've been on call for the month of May

hoops are on

I don’t care if an IDF soldier commits su*cide after committing war crimes and crimes against humanity such as bulldozing children alive or assass*nating women in broad daylight. I genuinely do not give a FUCK.

Jeff Bezos went on TV to whine about Zohran Mamdani to stop demonizing billionaires. The very next day Mayor Mamdani responded by forcing Amazon to pay $9M in fines accrued by Amazon delivery trucks for illegally idling. This is what happens when we elect a mayor for the people—not the corporations

When I have my door closed for work meetings and people come busting in anyway 😒

Lest we forget..... Lest we forgive..... #JizzraelIsATerr0r1stSt4te #Zi0Terror1sm #Warcrimes #StopGazaGenocide 🛑

People who decided to stop using deodorant are selfish

Drums or flats?

I hate when people try to say someone wouldnt cheat because they're married. That shit means nothing to me. The fuck you mean man? I, myself, am a product of an affair

It's 2026 I shouldn't have to tell you why it's racist to comment about "Mexicans cleaning hotel rooms" what the fuck

Birdwatching at a landfill is crazy

Cudi shoulda known better in the first place not to have m.i.a. open

Not to be peta (peta sucks), but animal racing makes me sad

A ten year paid vacation would heal me I think

We been stuck on the cheating part but she said HORRIBLE mood swings

Klay thompson a fool

A firing squad execution is psychotic bruh

Waving like a dumbass getting off a teams call w video off

Coffee and stale cigarette breath, the smell of my childhood 🤢

Alex Cooper has a bad spirit, but I'm not surprised she's so popular

?????????

Who the fuck feuds with THE pope lmfao

I need to chill on placing etsy orders

Idk if this is a hot take but I love a brussel sprout

The last thing I want to do is read about the ceasefire on nextdoor

LOL pam bondi you dumb twat

Fuck cops and fuck ice

I think the thing I hate most about this *waves hands at whatever the fuck this is* is that it proves our country is being run by people who still remember high school like it was the best years of their life. They ALL peaked at 17 years old, and they've never matured beyond that point.

Stank face every time new linkin park come on

Every now and randomly I think about miguel drop kicking that girl at the billboard music awards

Seven-word death punch

Uhhh i didn't mean to the after life