Junie knowing Teyana's lyrics on their thanksgiving parade float 🥹

It's hess truck time

It's been in the high 60s at night and my neighbor thinks he needs to light a fire every evening 😑

It's time for the kids to start roaming the streets and my neighbor just lit some loud shit

What's our thoughts on welch's fruit snacks for trick or treating? 👀

Which neighbor keeps connecting their damn exercise machine to my watch??!??? It's been happening for months!!

Please help those in need if you can!

The bread or Jerry

And y'all eating up that fuckass Dubai chocolate — Pls!!!

Thinking about Jamaica, this storm is no joke 💔

Brush your teeth and clean the crust out of your eyes before you start arguing with these people.

…

Reddit comments from 7 years ago...the bar is below hell

A github repository is so....

Impeccable timing

Nothing quite like giving birth and while your baby is in the NICU you find out you've been cheated on

When it rains, it fucking pours

I’m not gonna bother with public health PSAs bc it’s obvious nobody cares. I will say Covid infection has been linked to ED, so….good luck out there 🙃

You fuck me over and boy I'll cut you off so fast it's like we never even met.

Not Miss Diane Keaton :((

Should have been Woody Allen.

Fuck I love limp bizkit

-Cardi B

I don't want to make more of this than it is, but the fact that all the top comments on Taylor's own page are about how gross and exploitative all her special editions and extra releases are gives me hope that a major vibe shift in US consumer culture is actually starting to happen.

Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756

My toothbrush died, as in it's not even charging. This is a crisis

I understand I'm 12 years too late, but Alyssa Milano hosting Project Runway All Stars ruins it for me

Bro lmfao this so hilarious 😭😭😭 "We mighta had a data breach, so here's 25 cent off"

Sometimes after I eat a big meal I feel like Ms. Trunchbull, stomping around my home

Damn I loved Ms. Bouquet, growing up when we could only afford PBS

They killed the national weather service.

War-ravaged Portland

Putting on compression socks is a workout in itself

Good news to wake up to this morning.

A FUCKING RIGHT WING PODCASTER! A fucking podcaster and YouTuber! They are falling on their swords and a destroying democracy for a podcaster.

Williams was a photographer for Jet magazine. He took the photo himself. The OG selfie. Iconic. Orangeburg, South Carolina, 1956

Crickets for the school shooting that happened that very same day.

Yeeeeah definitely don’t need that public editor anymore, Dean

CK wouldn’t give a fuck if you died, spare me the theatrics

Oh well!! Anyway!

Florida competing w the bible belt over who's the worst state olympics

WE SAID THAT ORANGE BASTARD! NOT ROLLING RAY

Omg ROLLING RAY??? Rest in Purr 😞🙏

🙌 www.usatoday.com/story/entert...

Politicians and anti-vaxxers are extremely fucking stupid and I can't emphasize this enough. You're a bozo and a loser if you think you know more than scientists. So tired of this dumb ass state.

Unknown Number on Netflix is fuckin CRAAAAAAZY

Giuliani got hunted down by pimp because he didn’t pay a sex worker?!

The High School Catfish on Netflix is WILD