hi

It should be illegal for bears to have access to generative AI

happy valentines day to my single-ass lmao

in honor of the bad bunny bowl let us remember his CK ad which i definitely did not pause at several specific spots

Me every time a person posts a terrible ChatGPT drawing of themselves on their social media

deadlock has hot old men? 👀

people delude themselves into thinking that buying (thing) will make them feel better. not me though. i'm not delusional. a switch 2 will cure my depression and inability to make small talk.

heyyyyy sooooo why arent there more gay bars in New Jersey lmao

if newsom or harris are the dem nominee i will not be voting in '28. i've "voted for the lesser evil" since i could vote and i fucking refuse to continue. mamdani, while not perfect, is the type of democrat i would vote for. frankly nothing short of a genuine progressive will get me to the polls.

oh i am so neurotypical today

that was the best episode of Dunk and Egg yet peter claffey marry me pls

given everything going on, I'm sure that Jill Stein is doing everything she can to help :) it's not like she shows up once every 4 years to, say, spoil the democratic vote :) ... right? :)

people who smoke cigarettes will sit there and tell you that zero sugar sodas are unhealthy

ive deleted tiktok and suggest you all do too.

fuck ICE

i just want a beefy man to throw me around is that too much to ask

just got news about a contract extension for work andddd the possibility of it getting extended further in the near future!!! 🥰 im so fucking happy!

feelin kinda gay tn tbh

fuck ICE fuck MAGA fuck this administration and fuck the Dems for facilitating this mess with their gross incompetence and cowardice.

i dont think ice agents deserve trials. just round them up and throw them in the detention centers they built. this is my most moderate position at this point.

everyone is so hot in the gay hockey show

semesters over tfg

im 31 today 🎂 my 30th year started pretty rough but it ended on a high note. im endlessly thankful for all the good in my life, despite my ceaseless complaining. i just like to complain.

QTP with your favorite flying-type Pokémon

the parasocial connection you develop with a person who previously had your current phone number, but they still haven't removed the number from all of their accounts

booba

the key to success in college is to make the stupidest fucking mnemonics possible

2 more weeks of hell and then im free

I think it's really telling that there's never been a hot person who's into AI

VEEP is my comfort show

you're not allowed to write that think piece about open relationships in the gay community i called a congressman and he made it illegal

no one is doing it like Defunctland

a man when you're into him: 🫩😴🥱😒🤢 a man after you lose interest: 🫠😍😈🤤😩🍆💦

NJ transit is run by demons who feed off of the suffering of their customers

If you follow me with an AI icon, and I notice, I'm blocking you 😘🫰

malicious compliance my beloved

I just know whoever on Marvel Rivals pitched the idea of Venom and Wanda was the straighest man imagineable.

HOUR THREE OF WAITING IN MIDAS FOR MY FUCKING OIL CHANGE. THATS IT. THATS ALL I NEED. I had an appointment. There is one other car in the shop. I AM FUCKING LOSING MY MIND.

the extra brain damage is going to make fetterman more pro-israel than you can possibly imagine

we need to primary and bring an end to the career of every Dem that flipped

If you see this, quote this post with your favourite bug-type pokemon! 🐛

weed X chainsaw man

"despite everything, it's still you."

ik it doesnt matter but he's so fucking hot

MY GLORIOUS KING

NO COMPLACENCY! EVEN IN BLUE STATES! GO! VOTE!

some personal achievments lately: -I've hit a lot of PRs in the gym 🏋️ -I've got As in all of my classes 📚 -I've made some new friends 👯 -I got hired onto a short term (but really exciting) gig with some amazing former coworkers ✍️

the gym should not be packed at 6:30am what the fuck