Walking Sports Database Scorns Walking Sci-Fi Database

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"I said go around!” "You said go between them!" "I said DON'T go between them!"

"We're not sinking... WE'RE CRASHING!!!”

"As the philosopher Jagger once said, 'You can't always get what you want.'"

😆😆😆😆 Who did this?

Excited for the final season of conflicted horny wolfman anime

Been there. Said that. It's true.

Repost if you’re a smart slut

Me after mentally torturing myself for 3 days.

DNC Email Pleads For $20 To Cheer Them Up theonion.com/dnc-email-pl...

Voting Clinton 2016 // Voting Harris 2024

NEW YORK!!!! Happy Election Day Morning! Remember to vote YES on prop 1. This codifies abortion rights and extends equal rights protections in NYS to trans people. The presidential election is really important, but this is super important 2.

How it feels like moving from Twitter to Bluesky.

I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season

If Mental Gymnastics was an Olympic sport, I would take the gold every time.

Jfc this my fucking father and his brother

How it feels when you follow a super cool mutual from Twitter and they follow you back on here

Study Finds Every Style Of Parenting Produces Disturbed, Miserable Adults theonion.com/study-finds-...

I'm unhinged, like a door in the wind.

To celebrate the 4k here I'm offering a full body, coloured picture. All you need to do is the usual (follow & repost, & reply what you'd like to get or a ref) Theme is "You've got a Potion from Max's lab" Can be TF and/or growth/shrink! Will pick a winner on Oct the 26th for my bday! Good luck :)

At the truck stop urinal: Google Maps voice from my pocket: turn left Fellow next to me: please don't

It's amazing how much better jeans fit after losing 10 lbs. 💪

update: half a million new people in the last day 🤯 welcome, いらっしゃいませ, 환영, bem-vindo! 🦋🎉

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG fuck you to Elon. Fucking idjit.