I boop, he bleps. Then I promptly pass out from cuteness overload.

Friend: hey the rapture’s supposedly happening tmr Me: I thought it was happening today? F: oh right ur in the future. anyone disappearing yet? Me, working alone in a padded sound-proof recording studio: 🤷

I interrupt your day to bring you Lil Guy, the chinchilla timeline cleanser. Repost as required

I’ve been having nerve pain (probably pinched in my hip) down my leg that left me in constant pain and was only somewhat manageable with physio for a year. It never got better, so I resigned to it It got better after surgery and now there’s no pain at all The surgery was COMPLETELY unrelated tho?!

I boop, he bleps. Then I promptly pass out from cuteness overload.

My English friend: THERE ARE MULTIPLE RICE VARIETIES?! Me, Asian: *inhales in disappointment*

Yeah I can't atm with social media, so just dropping a Lil Guy chinchilla and dipping o7 (obviously slightly matted from vigorous snorgles)

Every other day: "THIS FOOD WILL INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF DEATH BY X%" My brother in Christ the chances of death are 100% baseline the fuck are you on about

I fits. #Genshin

Electrified water = spicy water #Showerthoughts

Realising most people around me would rather bitch, moan and groan about unhappy circumstances than actually contacting relevant parties and/or actually do anything about it. Kinda annoying.

I cannot deny Lil Guy anything. LOOK AT THOSE EYES. Chinchillas truly are top of their emotional manipulation game

Me: *checks news* Me, 20 minutes later: *transforms into tiny crab, floats way on jellyfish*

In case you wonder which platforms are here to help creators thrive and which are here to tell us to eat shit, here’s the breakdown of likes for crab, 15 hours after posting. Follower count in () for more useful comparison. TikTok(2k): 139 Instagram (22k): 719 Tumblr (13k): 12k Bsky (52k): 22k

The 2 avocados I cut open were perfectly ripe Small victories.

Best thing I've seen and heard today. youtube.com/shorts/rVJ4L...

❌ Soda ❌ Fizzy drink ❌ Soft drink ✔️ Effervescent beverage

I cannot deny Lil Guy anything. LOOK AT THOSE EYES. Chinchillas truly are top of their emotional manipulation game

When clients somehow expect you to know what they want. If I had that kinda superpower I would not be entertaining them -_-

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

Seems like a good time to lose myself in games

We are proud to present the #FFXIV x #MHWilds special site! Be sure to check out all the details of the upcoming crossover, including a closer look at a fearsome new foe and a variety of rewards! ✨ sqex.to/un15T

The combination of everything in this scene is kinda ominous lol. #Genshin

Me: Oh #Genshin introduced a new antagonist recently. Friend: Oh? Me: Lemme find a pic of them *tries to search on Google, Twitter only to be met with swathes of nothing but gooner fanart* Me: ........... I hate it here.

Beer is bread in its liquid state #Showerthoughts

A sneaking chinchilla. Mischief all over Lil Guy's face.

When clients somehow expect you to know what they want. If I had that kinda superpower I would not be entertaining them -_-

Be the vibe you want the world to put out

I'm looking respectfully. #Genshin

Glad there's @bsky.app ...

Having options is personal empowerment.

Another day, another pen used up \o/ Why does this feel satisfying lol

Realising that 'NO AI' has/will become an actual marketing angle 🤦

Some of my favourite fountain pens <3 ✒️🖋️

Had to draw my reaction to the doctor asking this upon diagnosis of chronic anaemia some time ago because it STILL makes me laugh so much

The duality of egg

Realising that I skipped the ENTIRE anxiety thing about belonging, and just settled for the “no one really wants me here” mindset. Which led a a very aloof but zen way of approaching social situations. My logic being if I never have expectations I can’t be disappointed. A W, overall lol

Please look at my silly chinchilla son. Not a thought between Lil Guy’s eyes 🥹

US Tiktok to be bought over by some US business or something. I see the enshittification continues.

Hair practice with catboy's other side.

Having options is personal empowerment.

Please look at my silly chinchilla son. Not a thought between Lil Guy’s eyes 🥹

I’ve tasted long form blogging and microblogging. I recommend walking into the woods with a physical diary and pen/pencil.

In this economy it would ACTUALLY be worth it to be a blood bag thrall of vampires. You pay in blood and get food and lodging holy shit wow such a deal #Showerthought

The amount of furry (NSFW) art about to hit the #CriticalRole space…

Multiple people around me: Is it flu season? Why are we getting sick? Is it Covid Me, the only one who habitually masks:

Hair practice with catboy's other side.

In this economy it would ACTUALLY be worth it to be a blood bag thrall of vampires. You pay in blood and get food and lodging holy shit wow such a deal #Showerthought

Colleagues have been commenting how much better—and in some cases—younger I look after my ‘vacation’ (only told those closest I have surgery). What the sudden absence of chronic pain and complications does to a motherfucker lol

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13