Lady: I'm fat Me, a larger person:

The Pope should tread carefully. If he continues on like this he's gonna spark crusades against the machines. (and I'd be in it)

Do I wanna even know what the heck this is about

New fit. #FFXIV

Made a couple of small business owners happy by stating I love their food so much I travelled across half the country for it, and if I could eat more I 100% would.

Had to de-bone a lot of chicken thighs Chicken thigh #1: I'm so clumsy D:} Chicken thigh #12: I'M GODDAMN DEXTER MUAHAHAHAHA

This amount of beauty in a shot is almost illegal. #Genshin

... gaddamn I wasn't expecting emotional gutpunches #Genshin, wtf? 📈 E M O T I O N A L D A M A G E ⤴️

Well this was an unexpectedly tender interaction between these two. 6.6 AQ stuff. #Genshin

May have teared up a little bit from this reference. #FFXIV

The year is 2026 and world’s so warped I find myself agreeing with Mr Papa Catholic bruh

My roommate and I arguing who to pay for some house fixes we got done Roommate: It’s my home so I’ll pay for it! Me: But I use the house too, so I should pay for at least half! Just Asian things I guess

The Pope writing a manifesto against the wanton use of AI was not on my 2026 bingo card but I guess I’ll take it?

Dreamt that I was in Italy, but could NOT find any prosciutto, or really any kind of cured meat. It was hell and I woke up reasonably angry.

Nevermind this video says it all; alligators are chill but crocodiles stand on business and for some reason, REALLY stand up www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bsr0...

I strive at work for this Lil Guy 💕

Thought I was having a good conversation with an uncle at the wedding about the *responsible* use of AI. Until he suddenly talked about COVID being entirely fake. This is why I don’t interact much with my relatives…

*at a formal wedding* Aunt: I like golden showers Me: I- … what? Aunt: Yes I love golden showers! Me: 😶 Aunt: *points to a bright yellow orchid* Golden showers! Me: OH THANK GOD

*at a formal wedding* Aunt: I like golden showers Me: I- … what? Aunt: Yes I love golden showers! Me: 😶 Aunt: *points to a bright yellow orchid* Golden showers! Me: OH THANK GOD

Forbidden tempura

He looks SO good after the update :') #Genshin

Spitting truths, #Genshin

Person: *late* Me: *looks at person's watch and back at person* I've always doubted the usefulness of that thing.

Friend: Frigate ships are still relevant today Me: I know oil is expensive now but what? What I What my friend was thinking vs was referring to

Friend: i need my intelligence insulted to learn things Me: 🤔 Sir are you a masochist and/or into BDSM? F: no im simply unmotivated without negative feedback LOL im not an efficient worker unless im under both chronic AND acute stress M: So you're just Asian. Okay got it 👍

Respectfully, brain, why the hell did you make me read 'DEMON SEX'?

“lower-value human capital” was probably slopped out by some AI chatbot and the smooth-brained dimwit CEO thought it was the best label ever to use. www.reuters.com/business/wor...

Any other D&D players feel like they *have* to play a morally good character because the rest of the group seems intent on living out their murderhobo fantasies? 😶

Me: *looks at VO script of 5 lines with no comma or fullstop* 😶 Voice director: 😅

Roommate: Wow, you don't rush all morning before going to work? Me: I need to have a bit of quiet time to enjoy my tea Roommate: I'd be sleeping Me: Listen man, I need some time to re-adjust to the horrors of the waking world.

You know how cats go all fearful and into a weird form of shock where they don't eat much for a long time after they're brought to a new place? That's me rn.

Always felt that the whole “get married have kids young” thing is an odious manipulation tactic by the ruling class to lock people in to lifelong commitments so they are easier to control. Governments and rich people the world over are really not beating my tinfoil hat allegations 🤷

People wishing a sick colleague well with ‘get well soon’ as ‘GWS’ But my brain wants to read it as ‘GSW’ (gunshot wound) 😶

Such a beautiful game. #Genshin

THIS SHIT HURTS 😭

You know how cats go all fearful and into a weird form of shock where they don't eat much for a long time after they're brought to a new place? That's me rn.

Me: Do you have squeeze-y or squirt-y ones? Roommate: 😶 (We were discussing liquid soap bottles)

Some roadside flowers

1:18 was unexpected and INSTANT #HonkaiStarRail trauma tho. #Genshin

NI 🫲CE 🫱

Saw bus 69 and 67 lol

Howling at this unhinged but accurate Youtube comment

I will always laugh at people who use genAI to simulate pets like cats, dogs, chinchillas etc Your lame asses cannot ever comprehend perfection incarnate and neither can robots. 🖕

Found some random mushrooms (nope I don't know what they are, and also nope no one here forages much).

#FFXIV frontlines this morning. Ladies, please. One at a time.

Finally got a pen that--for the life of me--I could NOT find in Tokyo. Had to get it locally instead since people here aren't as crazy about stationery as Japanese/the folks who visit Japan lol

My Youtube recommends are... something.

Post a FFXIV meme made by you A classic that's gotten so widespread, I seem moots reposting it with no knowledge that I'm the one who made it

Well the world might have tried to move on from Covid but it’s plainly evident how much it traumatised people. Not that I blame folks for freaking the fuck out of late.

Lost my transport card and had to get a new one. Surprise Pokemon is a blessing in disguise.