MY CHINCHILLA SON IS SUCH A LIL GUY 😭🥹

Ratatouille with pasta.

My roommate said that ever since I took over cooking, their motivation to make their own food dropped dramatically since my food is much tastier \o/

MY CHINCHILLA SON IS SUCH A LIL GUY 😭🥹

Was at a wedding. Classy table set up.

a few good Jessica’s

女王蜂のアヴちゃんってマジ美しい人ですね～

TIL my roommate--who really hates to cook--somehow managed to make their induction stove catch fire. Obviously I'm handling all the cooking in the household now but this is biblical levels of waddafuckery here??? 💀

I would bring happiness to the nonnas by eating and loving their food but also helping them in the kitchen please DM me if adopting (lowkey joking)

Seriously I need an Italian family to adopt me 🤌

Made some fish sammich

A common response to not wanting children is people calling me ‘selfish’ and/or immature like they’re trying to shame me into bringing a whole human into a kinda effed up world. Yes I am selfish and immature so duh, therefore doubly unqualified to raise a child you silly baloney lol

Tiny bananas 🤏

TIMELINE RESET WITH A CHINCHILLA Behold Lil Guy eating :) youtube.com/shorts/NAU8K...

So yeah you can see why I'm like this about my furbaby.

TIMELINE RESET WITH A CHINCHILLA Behold Lil Guy eating :) youtube.com/shorts/NAU8K...

I love cats

Seriously I need an Italian family to adopt me 🤌

Other people’s fantasies: posh home, fancy car, amazing sex, etc My fantasy: a mountain of mortadella

The government here does cash payouts to people who earn under a certain income from time to time. I used to get that when I was broke af. While some who are better off whine about how they can't get this money, I'm very thankful to no longer need those lifelines now.

Me: I keep hearing this weird constant creaking sound... Roommate: ... it might be a spirit? Me: If it is, imma let my misophonic rage take over and punch it into the next life and beyond for this annoyance.

lmaooo #Genshin

Some soups~ Mushroom, and cauliflower soup.

Why I do not care about the Iran ‘war’ news: hormuz_deal_v43.2_backup-FINAL_final-copy.pdf

Me at 8, smooth brain: Life is fair Me at 25, wrinkled brain: Life is unfair Me now, scarred brain: ‘Fairness’ is a human construct of which nature and the Universe cares naught for

Some duck confit I had

There's too much overlap lately lol #FFXIV #Genshin

How it started: " #Genshin looks like a simple fantasy game. " How it's going:

Saw a bird perched actually sitting on a ledge in my kitchen. Fledgling and making all sorts of cute sounds, but "Git your fuzzy ass off my stuff!" It complained a bit at me, then flew off. Roommate is finding it exceptionally funny I talk at animals.

Chickennnn :q

Okay, this is cool. My nana used to always have a copy of TIME on her coffee table and I like to think she’d be proud that her grandson made it in. I’ll definitely be getting a physical copy when it comes out on Friday. Thank you Shanna Fisher for the great photo!

Hello, I require help with a food item. French person gave this to a family friend and being very Asian they don't know how to consume it, so gave it to me. I'm ALSO very Asian and thought this was straight shit lol Advice on how to consume it? "Saucisson de porc a la myrte"

My roommate: *TM Revolution fan* Me: Oh hey that's #Genshin Itto's JP VA-the fuck is he wearing?! Roommate: You must be new here www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz24...

Someone recently described me as ‘domestic’ since I do chores, clean, cook etc, and said I’d be a good house-spouse. These days I see all this as a healthy amount of self-respect. To care for myself mindfully is really nice.

Straits of Melacca looking like it was hella congested. (This was a few months back)

I don't understand people. Most close friends/family seem more inclined to bellyache about problems than solve them? Example: friend complained non-stop about an abandoned construction site nearby that been there for months. I wrote into the local council about it. Site was cleared in 6 days. ??

A fancy salad

Someone recently described me as ‘domestic’ since I do chores, clean, cook etc, and said I’d be a good house-spouse. These days I see all this as a healthy amount of self-respect. To care for myself mindfully is really nice.

Heard a very disconnected-from-internet-things colleague suddenly listen to Rush E and looking at them like

VO session just now Me: I perform better when I gesticulate Sound engineer: *double takes upon mishearing* Excuse me WHAT? Director: … YOUR MIND IS IN THE GUTTER STOP IT!!! Me: STAHP 💀💀💀💀

Colleagues asked me how I turn my mind off from work the moment I leave. Iunno what to tell them except that I get paid to work from X-am to Y-pm five days a week and I do not let a company live in my head rent free?

In this economy, not having children is almost a life hack for a lot of people. #Showerthoughts

Me: Who the hell named nectarines when they're not at all sweet? Also me: Nectarines taste sweet with Camembert???? What is this sorcery?

Sweet potato fries

Given enough free will and time, I'm pretty sure Nintendo sue animal fighting rings for IP infringement. #Showerthoughts

Popped over to Twitter to check an official account and well. I don't have the energy to put into all the arguing and fighting any longer. Power to those who do but yeaaah got other things to do with my time now.

Noodles~

I stand corrected

Sir please, this is not that kind of game. #FFXIV

When the victory screen was over I found my character like this lol #FFXIV