Genuine kindness is attractive ✨

on his way to make a cake for you :3 #ffxiv #finalfantasyxiv

The more someone glazes themselves the more likely they're not a good person, I've found. Turns out ladies were right about the 'nice guy' effect.

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work. "I don't have telepathy, so please tell me what you want."

The context: In many Asian societies, too much salt, sugar etc is seen as unhealthy because many philosophies about health and wellness involve dietary balance. Mom: That's too much salt! Me, over-hydrated af:

Others: *empathetic and tiptoeing* How was your chemotherapy treatment? Me (cancer survivor): How was having PRESCRIBED POISON INJECTED DIRECTLY INTO YOUR VEINS?

PRUNES ARE PLUM WET MUMMIES *gets dragged away screaming* #Showerthoughts

Hilariously ominous, out of context.

English #Genshin communities freaking out over a recent Zhongli 'lore drop' that Asia's known since 1.0 💀

For anyone who needs cheering up... here's Britain's smallest bird having a bath today in a woodland puddle. 😁😍🐦❤️ #birds 🪶

Just read the best analogy about the whole birthrate decline panic governments are screaming on about: "The wolves are complaining that the sheep aren’t breeding."

今回ワンチャン当たるかも🍀

Bro went down in 2 tank hits. #FFXIV

Friend: So Utah’s state birb is a seagull… Me: …I’m not THAT familiar with the map of the USA but isn’t Utah landlocked? F: The *California* seagull! M: Maybe I took some drugs by mistake but what the fuck?

Really liking the person I am becoming, which definitely would not be possible if I had a lot of major things happening in my life. Less insecure, focused on improving myself and my own quality of life, and being glad I have time for me. This peace and calm feels so nice 💗

When I accidentally see the news in 2026.

Both healers die, continuous stack AOE marker appears SHITSHITSHITSHIT- OMG THERE'S A RED MAGE *SLAMS [COVER] ON THEM AND HITS [HALLOWED GROUND]* Never Cover'ed a non-healer so fast in my life and we recovered #FFXIV

*gets an advisory for a measles vaccine if not having gotten one already, because of cases brought in* Motherhecking WHICH CUNTRY IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS- You know what, forget it. The less I know the better. At least my parents had the sense to send me for all those jabs when I was a kid 💀

Friend (GenX): This app is cracked. It doesn't work properly at all Me: *CONFUSED AF* Was "cracked" an attempt at GenZ slang or..? F: Sorry, I mean warped. What does 'cracked' mean to the kids? M: Means "very good", which is the total opposite of the rest of your sentence, hence my confusion LOL

#CriticalRole C4E14: Making me feel genuinely bad for -demons-

Oh no.. bitcoin failing.... Now do AI next! :D

Multiple intriguing mentions of nightingales in #CriticalRole and #Genshin forcing me to look up wtf the symbolism is about because prior, it was Just Some Bird to me lol.

When I accidentally see the news in 2026.

Made some slow cooker beef pot roast and mashed potato for dinner.

Pre-caffeine me. #FFXIV

#Genshin Illuga: *veteran in dealing with the Wild Hunt, bearing numerous scars from countless battles* Also Illuga:

Being naturally uggo provides the "Bypass 90% of superficial, shallow people" passive. #Showerthoughts

The collective sigh of relief when a creep gets banned from a community, breathed by those who had no hard evidence against said creep up until that point, but always knew something was definitely *off*

Dang @bsky.app. Whatever you’re paying that intern, you need to double it.

Today I learned that even my notoriously stingy mother deemed my penny-pinching at its height “extreme”. I’ll take it as a compliment on how adaptable I can be lol (Am better off now, but yeah circumstances were very bad at the time)

Just wanted one but okay.jpg #Genshin

Maybe too much information is a curse.

Might be a neurodivergent moment, but after an entire day of multiple people bitching almost continuously about others to me, I'm done mentally. Time to snuggle furbaby.

Lil Guy doing the signature Chinchilla Stare™. Looks sinister as heck, but he's probably just spaced out.

Maybe too much information is a curse.

Young me: Wow why am I so different I feel like an alien 😭 Current me: I do not relate to so many common concerns most people face. THANK FUCK 😮‍💨

村瀬さんの芝居やっぱ最高やん #原神

Really gotta clock my water consumption more closely. In this Satan’s Arsecrack of a climate I just guzzle way too much without thinking. When the headaches, nausea and breathlessness set in (overhydration) it’s too late and my day is ruined lol

But you can still keep going! 🐟 #illustration #sunfish #animalart #artsky

Hot take: Chinchillas are cuter than quokkas Yes I am biased, and one of them can be kept as a pet

Listening to someone talk about history "If you are in debt, you can't raise an army to attack the <leader/s>!" Oh is that why governments love keeping us in debt

Huge perk of me being cynical and not trusting people is that inflated marketing bombast really can't convince me to preorder/pay for early access to a totally new game IP no matter what anyone says. Just don't do it if you are minding your money. (Re: AoC shit)

!@#$ overhydrated again 💀

Japan took making things cute to such an outlandish and hilariously ridiculous level, that they made most of the world (including their own people) forget their war crimes. #Showerthoughts

Why he looking so cool here for lol #Genshin

PLEASE ENJOY MY CHINCHILLA BEING A LIL GUY

Trust me, I know it can feel good to gather everyone around the stupidity to collectively point and go "look how dumb these people are", but that only keeps them relevant. Note their behavior, block/blacklist them and inform others you trust, then let them fade into irrelevance.

Reminder that your platforms/audiences are your stage. when you see a clear grift or rage bait, showing them off to MORE people just helps the grift. Attention is what they want. When you give them your stage, it's free advertising. Your stage and time are precious. Don't give them to a grifter.

Something I never understood is why some spend so much time at work standing around talking to others about not-work, then stay back longer to finish their stuff. You could go off on time if you stopped talking to others so much? Is this my too-efficient mindset in confusion?

PLEASE ENJOY MY CHINCHILLA BEING A LIL GUY