Turns out you can win elections by: 1. Listening to your constituents' concerns 2. Restating them publicly 3. Proposing solutions for those concerns 4. Relentlessly explaining how those solutions will address those concerns That's probably too straightforward to land a Dem consulting gig though.

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listen guys, you just have to realize politics is a numbers game and the lgbtq+ community only makes up about 15% of the population and hardly any of them have friends or family who care about them and also vote, best to just forget about them

Rest in piss chuckles

eat shit people who own stocks lmao

eat shit people who own stocks lmao

just landed in korea and I'm getting weird looks for my Kim shirt??

My favorite part of winter is finding out if I survive.

I'm coat maxing.

Why the hell are you all following me suddenly? What happened?

I'm basically the Die Antwoord of Pennsylvania

Where's that fettwrman ghoul? Need him to know I'm mailing him saturated fats.

God I fucking hate this place.

They should make a twitter for boobs

Oh fuck yeah

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In the immortal words of Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi: “Party’s here!” 🥳

This place is kinda trash.

Cross posting is a capital offense.

Making post cards of my scrotum print.

Need the bike shop to open so I can go do bike things.

Nice boobs homie.

I sure hope brewsky uh skeet.

I wish I'd been a good enough cook to make pretentious food instead of being a wok cook at pf changs

I will feed you to the pavement.

I hate that you can't turn off reposts here. That's such a nice feature.

I am on weed.

post your most cancelable picture of your boobs

I don't like that there's no drafts.

This bit is really gonna backfire 🫤

Not sure why everyone is being very mean to me on my alt account @theovalpawffice.bsky.social

Honestly, I don't trust anyone from Orleans. New, or otherwise.

twitter mutuals that aren't following me back on here, trust me you will be dealt with

Losing all my followers for ironically reposting? the oval pawfice account.

Glad to be on twitter but for insufferable people.

If you don't have the same display and avatar as twitter you are a stranger to me.

I think the worst part of the experience here, other than things just generally not working, is the lack of fine and fresh advertisements.

reskeet if you agree

Saw Asteroid City.

This user experience is wet ass.

A cool thing here is not getting notifications.

I'm basically the Die Antwoord of Pennsylvania

I'm here you fuckos