reading all the posts roasting the new taylor album

Hi me drunk

*doja cat album releases* me every 10 seconds: 🗣️ 🎙️ IT'S A CRIME TO BE GORGEOUS

that was quicker than i expected lol that lawsuit must have been about to be crazy

so now that the charlie kirk funeral is over, how long until jimmy kimmel is back on the air?

Now that Apple has their own N1 WiFi chip, it would be cool if they brought back their AirPort routers

new phone time

i'm guessing people complaining about the iphone air having only 1 speaker are just outing themselves as rude idiots that play music and take phone calls on full blast in public settings

aww a late night host hurt your feelings :((

republicans are looking so weak and scared, its kind of funny

personally if i were a republican i wouldn't want to be known as the "never has fun" party

good thing Hacks did their late night season already, because at this rate there's not going to be any more late night shows on television

Honoring Charlie Kirk by also becoming a throat goat

Boy dinner

don't know if this matters to anyone but me, but there was a version bump released today if you were on the RC builds of iOS 26 and macOS Tahoe and now my mac stays on 6ghz wifi when connecting to iphone mirroring instead of dropping down to 5ghz every time 😍

its always funny when conservatives threaten to call someones boss, when the person they're threatening is their own boss lol

4am and drunk i need some girlies to party!!!!!

getting the sense that the "F--K Your Feelings" Party actually has a lot of feelings!

I’m waiting for my car to get repaired and this guy is watching the shooting video with the audio on………………

Here’s how Charlie Kirk can still win

When people said they wanted iPhone Pro to have better colors, I don’t think orange was they had in mind

a truly shocking moment for me when i watched superman 1978 for the first time and he saves a girls cat in a tree, and then she tells her mom and her mom slaps her for lying ?????

I’m drunk at 3am YIPPEEEEEE

got the fiber internet installed, dick pics are going to travel at light speed

It will have been 3 days since AT&T fiber was supposed to be installed in our new place and they keep kicking the can to other people who can’t fix it

I hope I don’t look too revealing in this underwear 🤭

Happy #FCF to those who celebrate 😇

arrest me but make it sexy

the amount of precum that i produce just from kissing should be studied

the amount of precum that i produce just from kissing should be studied

sometimes i forget my dick is big until i pull out a toy and compare for fun and then im instantly reminded how much i dwarf it lol

sometimes i forget my dick is big until i pull out a toy and compare for fun and then im instantly reminded how much i dwarf it lol

experiencing the longest 48 hours ever (finding out if my rental application will be approved or not lol)

yeah being uncut is nice and all but if you don't trim your pubes they can get caught up in your foreskin and then it starts yanking and it hurts!!!! (self experienced)

It’s drinky o’clock hehe

yeah being uncut is nice and all but if you don't trim your pubes they can get caught up in your foreskin and then it starts yanking and it hurts!!!! (self experienced)

Me drinky

It good

Superman at the Dolby Cinema lets go my dudes

Drunk at Lisa Vanderpump’s SUR Restaurant with partner for our 4 year anniversary, life is so good

I think he should be president

got banned on twitter for 12 hours for saying i wish someone would hit her hard lol

nintendo is still sending these lottery emails to purchase a switch, baby i've had one for weeks now

Sometimes good things happen

what did apple do to make icloud go down for this long lol it's been almost 3 hours and i have no email inbox now yay!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhh I’m Druinkkk

if you're going to open your windows can you please stop the fire alarm chirp going off every 10 seconds so your apartment neighbors can work in peace!!!!

interesting

warner brothers is splitting into two companies. the warner brothers and the warner sister dot