i don’t want my appliances to be smart or connect to the internet. i want them to do one mechanical task for 100 years

🤦🏻‍♂️ Ugly loss. How many bunts did we fail to record an out on? #Yankees

-I don't remember these tv shows/movies. #MetalGearSolid #ResidentEvil #Metroid #StarFox

got a much needed long laugh from this

Gundam x McDonald's (2026) natalie.mu/comic/news/6...

7-6 loss of a game we led into the 8th. Happy Easter from Aaron Boone’s #Yankees!

What were you even looking for, Giancarlo? #Yankees

I feel like relievers who blow leads should be forced to shave their beards off and adhere to the old facial hair policy. Follicle freedom is for people who do their job right. #Yankees

Boone ball at its blechiest. #Yankees

bluesky is and has always been a posting retirement home for elder millennials

REAL bad look for this ump to miss this call, it was literally right in front of his face! waste of our time to call it wrong and have to wait for the overturn.

This infield is… sloppy. #Yankees

BEN! RICE! WITH THE RESPONSE!!! #YANKEES

Too much to hope for the team to be sharp I guess. C’mon, guys. #Yankees

I hate #Yankees losing under any circumstances, but my mood is exponentially worse when we choke away one we’d clawed our way out of a hole to grab and then frittered away again. I’d prefer to have Giancarlo smack one and not feel either of those tonight.

I think the reason AI propagandists are so flustered by the fact that no real writer wants to use their idiotic tools is that they themselves don't enjoy writing. They see it as a boring arduous chore to be avoided, while real writers actually enjoy writing and actually care about the quality of it.

My mood for the rest of the night is teetering on the brink in the bottom of the 9th… #Yankees

What even is this? #Yankees

Start spreading the news! #Yankees win!

Ok… would rather have a commanding shutout win to start the season than a “sweet, let’s stress-test bullpen guys!” thing. #Yankees

Okay, Netflix, points for airing Take Me Out to the Ballgame! ⚾️

Missing the first ever ABS challenge because of an unnecessary manager interview is perfect.

the first ABS challenge in MLB history and of course Netflix completely missed it so that the reporter could ask a pointless question to the Giants manager

Let’s go #Yankees!!!

The Netflix score bug reminds me of when I had my Xbox 360 hooked up to an old tube TV because my family didn’t have an HDTV yet and it was clear game designers had moved on from standard def. Text was minuscule.

…are… are we… are we making Taxi Cabs vs. Trolleys a proxy #Yankees vs. Giants thing? And… now I get an At Bat alert that the game start is delayed, so how far behind/ahead is my Netflix stream?

CC! God I miss having that man on the team #Yankees

Manchester City, League Cup champions! Carabao Cup, biggest of trophies, always said so. (I’m happy we won it!)

I don't normally subscribe to the "German has a word for it" thing because all languages can invent and borrow new words! That said, I can't stop thinking about "hobbyless" as an insult since I saw it a few days ago, so here you go It promotes a growth mindset!! www.tumblr.com/abbiistabbii...

Not me logging 65+ hours in Pokopia since launch, even after rolling credits. Gotta be someone else. … … …I can stop anytime, I swear.

The takeaway from all this is if you remove the maple leaf from Auston Matthews’s chest, he becomes a champion

A two-run single response in the bottom of the 1st helps nicely! #Yankees

Catcher airmailing a ball into LF on a strikeout-failed-to-put-him-out that allowed a run to score. From 2nd. On a strikeout. Welp, #Yankees baseball is back.

Waiting for the first YES jingle of the year.

I'm in. When is the first support meeting?

Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40. Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store

See, this is what happens when we normalize the idea of Boston. We get commericals like that Dunkin' thing. We need to remind people that it is not okay to Boston.

Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue

Yankee Stadium’s capacity is 46,500.

First look: Aaron Judge slides onto the cover of MLB The Show 26 🧢 Get early insights into the upcoming game: play.st/4qIGuIq

Peak Spider-Man work by Sal Buscema on Spectacular Spider-Man. Just truly incredible stuff! #RIPSalBuscema #ComicsSky #ComicsArt #Spider-Man #MarvelComics

RIP Sal Buscema. Thanks for the memories. You will be missed.

Can’t believe I‘m saying this, but Bill Clinton put out a pretty powerful statement about the killings in Minneapolis.

Belli back to the #Yankees took way too long… possibly makes people forget he was already on the team last year so… status quo-ish a month out from Spring Training? 🙃

So Mario is 40, Sonic is turning 35, and Pokemon is turning 30. Jesus Christ, what even is time anymore?

The Dodgers are honestly what every non-Yankee fan thinks the #Yankees are, just out of habit from when they were growing up. The Yankees haven’t been THAT in nearly two decades.

I can't describe how bad Minneapolis feels right now. My neighbors are pulling kids out of school. The public schools are offering remote learning until 2/12. We are having conversations in our alleys about how to protect ourselves. It feels like a military occupation with a blockade.

This is the heart of it. Any press coverage that gullibly paints this partisan punitive campaign of retribution as "fighting crime" or "enforcing immigration laws" is actively complicit in a government campaign to punish dissent.

whats missing from all the coverage is that the president is using the military to harass, brutalize and punish areas of the country that didnt vote for him