I created a Fakemon for @n0rtist.bsky.social’s #FT500! This is Crionicon, the Frostflake Fakemon! Check the alt text for a Dex entry! #pokemon #fakemon #imakenosense

me when i purpos- i mean accidentally trip when i'm behind a pretty girl

i have speedrunner brainrot so bad. rhea started a sentence with "so i was pacing while sending messages..." and my brain immediately skipped the obvious interpretation and went straight to "pacing so hard right now, i'm -5 messages to pb and just golded the "tell everyone to hydrate" split"

Bookmarking this

a new nintendo console doesn't truly come out until someone makes a working emulator for it

As your congresswoman, I will allow transgender for everybody.

ranking german supermarkets should become an event in hk8y

Gamers will spend a hundred hours unlocking cosmetics and then wear sweat pants to the store

We do not throw away perfectly good food in this house. We put it in Tupperware & wait for it to go bad & then we throw it away.

Breaking news... Trump renames periodic table of elements #chemsky #science

Few things bring me more joy than watching the Guide open doors to let zombies in on new players. I could have fixed that years ago

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen3ou-22867... blud got outplayed so hard the endgame god damn

it’s now “woke” to call a nazi a nazi. what are we as a society even doing anymore

Fiber is gay. Real men die of anal blockages.

me n @sleepylena.bsky.social

Baby #art #pokemon

Me: drinking coffee with less or no sugar is going to suck probably Me: *drinks sugarless coffee* Me: Nvm I forgot I love coffee (Still prefer it sweeter but mmmmm coffeeee)

If you want proof listen to the sound ice beam makes in gen 3 it’s like boooooouuuuuuubbbbaaa kikikikikikikikikiki

Phase Transition xkcd.com/3025

ⓘ this user is gay and homophobic

My chat found out that Luigi Mangione has Undertale playtime on his steam account

noticing a shortage of people disliking speedrunning at the moment! i click on a speedrun stream and yet. somehow they are enjoying the game! very strange. i will be playing hollow knight to counteract this trend

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen3ou-22603... *boss music starts*

Undertale Yellow holds a special place in my mind

*nodding* people don’t hate their healthcare insurance they just like watching CEOs get shot in general

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Friend

just me cuddling with the boys

Literally any American company selling your data: "Awwww you're sweet!" The same thing but in any other country: "Hello??? Human resources???"

gato

They're transing our meganiums

pokepast.es/2335b88234ca... go go gadget random bullshit

finally booked my flights for toronto

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You say “bite me” because you’re mad at me. I say “bite me” because it sounds really hot and would make me whimper. We are not the same.

metagross when it is up against a bulky water type "my time has come, this world has no need for me anymore" (quoting this game i just had replay.pokemonshowdown.com/gen3ou-22538...)

she slide on my rock till i flinch -my gf

i know what you are

I'm just a chill guy waiting for Uumuu to open up

hello butterfly ppl i'm currently homeless and have been since august when i lost my job. i have a new one but don't have enough for a deposit on an apartment and it is getting VERY cold. don't feel obligated to help, but if you can it would mean the world to me thank you ❤️✨️ ko-fi.com/dornoc429

hungy...

Today I had the realization I can laser cut ANY words I want into wood

I love it when women 🌸