Every synagogue parking lot has police vehicles with lights flashing tonight

How can I get her off tik tok? She’s talking about milling her own flour

Would you like to buy a $14 protection plan for your kids $35 calculator?

My wife is brushing her teeth with her non dominant hand to ward off dementia

@elisaallechant.bsky.social Glass Beams?

“It’s your rage bait. I have different rage baits for different people.”

Vibe

I never used Amazon music tho

Can someone share a stream?

Looking to trade my obstructed seats for non obstructed seats he said with a straight face

What a clown show at the new improved CoT

Will there be any left after 37k go through the line?

Dude just told me he’s an expos fan Time to find something else to root for

How are y’all 30+ miles away from where it snowed but driving around here with your cars and windows still covered in snow?

GM My rewards coffee would cost $16.84 🤣

🔥

Unsuccessful has replaced unfulfilled

6/78

It’s national llama day

Kids want a dog? This robot is the perfect solution

Wait he threw an interception and fumbled the ball all in one play?

Guy just blew by me in the wrong direction on a city street going at least 120mph 30 seconds later another vehicle did the same thing but going more like 90mph A chase? Never seen anything like it

People talking about the internal temp of baby back ribs is kinda funny

Squeezing meridians and pressure points Who asked for this?

LFG Philip Rivers!! 🤔

What’s going on if you flush a bathroom toilet upstairs and then the downstairs toilet overflows?

Wen

Daddy what does dank mean?

Our phones don’t even try a little to hide that they spy on us any more Got random text from a friend with a pic of signed Larry Bird shoes and within an hour I’m seeing ads for auctions to buy signed Larry bird shoes

We still at zero narrations in 2025?

Go go gadget

Bruh

First extra travel package for sale less than 90 minutes from on sale

I don’t have many followers but anyone who sees this can pass along. I have 2 extra 2day passes to Goosemas. Section 125, Row G. Face or less.

Who got 3 travel packages?

Watch out old folks or they’ll tack on $1100/month for a service you’re not getting from them and try to get you to sign for it.

Cosmic stereo club roll call

Just what

Caesar salad sauce

Who wants to go in on a $163k suite for 3 nights?

Just remembered that guy who brought and played his harmonica at a Neil Young show

To allow our staff to spend time with their loved ones this holiday season we’ll be open all day every day.

Lulz

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