Artists Only

I heard a kid call an artist “generationally shit” and the concept and phrasing just has me chuckling

Private equity private school conglomerates 🤔

103 year old man: “You a fan of Ella Fitzgerald? You know who that is? Etta James? How about her? She had a great voice!”

in a just world, there would be as many early-mid 70s soundboards of miles davis floating around as there are of the dead during that time frame

Recession signs

Carolina / Vegas. That’ll do wonders for the sport’s popularity. Right.

I deleted all posted pictures of Esti as the family has requested everyone do

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People in a neighborhood 5 miles away from the Bruno Mars concert are complaining that it’s too loud Weird

What does this mean “I’m finna crash out mud”

There is no a in helth

No news I hope she’s ok and just trying hard not to be found

My kid did this like 10 years ago but I did not call the news

3 local cops went on a trip to Barcelona and came home with charges against them for assaulting and sexually assaulting a sex worker

On one hand, the commercialization of cannabis has seen some ups and downs. On the other hand, this might be the branding I’ve waited my whole life for… I’m fucking here for it, lol.

Every time you drink out of a straw you’re giving a tiny blowjob

Are we hopping on peptides?

Do you not see turtle!?

Winter lasted so long that a lot of the trees up here still don’t have leaves

Got curious and started listening to the polka dot snuffleupagus guy

To the lake lfg

Kid rented his hackey sack overnight for $10

Had Jays tickets but parted with them due to unfortunate events today See they won with a walk off grand slam in the 10th 🎉🎉🥲

2 hours after being discharged and arriving home, a doctor rings from the hospital. “Are you at home? Did you leave the hospital?” Uhhh, yeah, because the nurse told us we were discharged. She removed the IV and wished us good luck etc.

Mmmmmk Electrophysiologist says take it Internal medicine says don’t take it They both talked to us but they can’t reach each other What do?

So the mental health association is visiting local high school classrooms and distributing this material to the kids

Why are emergency rooms so incompetent when it comes to regular daily vital medications

My kid is not your product and it’s weird that you direct message 13-14 year olds

I wish adults on Instagram would stop trying to recruit my kid to sportsball showcase weekends hundreds of miles away with 1-2 weeks notice while making it seem more prestigious than it is It’s not “free” or easy and it makes me the bad guy

“There is a suspicious nodule on your lung. You should get that checked with another CT as an outpatient in the next few weeks.” Ummm 😦 😬 ok 4 minutes later he’s back “Oh sorry, that nodule was another patient. You can ignore that. Sorry.” Kk ok uh huh fine

RIP Ogre

We are sharing the ER waiting room with a few people using it as a homeless shelter Guess it’s a good sign we’ll be seen soon

Kid takes a pound of ground beef Makes 2 burgers with toppings Finishes “What’s for dinner?”

Dear Apple, Let me search within a text thread. Thanks

Oy Vey

i know there’s a lot of us on here who are dog lovers: did you know that it’s legal to breed dogs for laboratory testing in the year 2026? if not, now you DO pls pls pls take two seconds to sign this petition to stop the breeding of dogs for laboratory testing! pls reskeet! savethedogs.io

It’s ok to have wrong opinions on chocolate and jam bands

I have cuts on both thumbs which is making lighting a lighter difficult

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Perseverating with love and light Metastasizing with love and light

Accepting apologies is cool So is giving a ton of free time and work to a community for decades

They should just play Dark Side of the Moon with Wizard of Oz visuals. That would be next level.

Your trip is short but

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms

Electric bass dueling upright bass