Stuff coming out of Jamaica looks devastating 😢

I need comfort ice cream

Should’ve just gone to bed the second Little took the mound.

How is this still going on

The FBI should come arrest this umpire right now

Is the fix in?? What the hell is that??!

Fucking horseshit

Wine for breakfast?

What’s a vinfast?

Tension, maybe no release

Feels like before a phish show

Opinions?

Fireplace

Good morning to everyone rooting for the Blue Jays ☀️

Happy WORLD SERIES GAME 1 Friday, fuckers! Go Jays!

ISO: If anyone has a lead on a pair of World Series tickets for any game in LA for face, please hit me up.

Why does the World Series cost double in Toronto compared to LA? Wtf

❤️

Walked by a Mariners exec right after the game last night and he said “Go get the Dodgers for us!”

To the window To the wall

Still looking for 1 for MMJ tonight peeps! Can’t get my response time under 1.8secs, so CoT is friggin’ useless

Fans who cheered Springer getting hit on the knee are gross

44

Oof

To milk an almond you have to grab it by the nipple

Let’s go blue j

Good morning

On the days of Phish’s rumored Sphere shows in April they are playing Wizard of Oz at 11am and 2pm instead of the regular 11am/2pm/5pm/8pm schedule 👀

Putting butter on a steak is cheating

Someone told me I look like Steve Harvey

Ribbit 🐸

A new system, made by splitting a laser beam into 12,000 tweezers and trapping 6,100 neutral atom qubits, hit new heights for coherence times.

Birb

Oh hi

Happy Thanksgiving for those who know 🇨🇦 also go #BlueJays

Singing falsetto

Italian Spaghetti