It’s only the bottom of the 3rd?! #cubs

Eeep Carolina #stanleycup #owngoal

They’re in first place?

Rahm could do math?

Play Architect you cowards #phish

W O W

Also, #cubs. Turnaround game.

Oh whaddya know? The #stanleycup is delivering. Again.

If you like Mr Brightside you’ll love Read My Mind. youtu.be/zc8hbSM1zVo?...

Thanks for ruining my birthday, you guys. #cubs

LinkedIn birthday messages from basically strangers are, as the kids say, cringe.

Man. Vegas netminder was for sure screened by his own defenseman. Tough break. #stanleycup

Insurance (home, auto, etc) is going up 31% year-over-year. Cool cool cool.

Annual request for The Big Wu and or Yonder Mountain String Band to release the tapes from their 6.2.01 dual bill at Navy Pier. Thank you for your attention to thi… oh nevermind.

West Virginia just erased a five run deficit to come back and walk off Kentucky. Now they’re on the field singing Country Roads with the whole stadium. Goodness. Baseball rules.

If Sloane Peterson looked at me the way she looks at Ferris Bueller I’d turn into stone.

Carolina / Vegas. That’ll do wonders for the sport’s popularity. Right.

I meme’d.

Mother-in-law referred us to a new plumber. He rolls around in a short bus. Kinda dig it?

I hope the school drop-off line likes Tweeprise 🤷🏼‍♂️ #phish

Having a coffee on the patio solo after an upper-50s morning run. They write books about stuff like this. They also #humblebrag stuff like this.

If the playoffs started today the Chicago White Sox would be in and the Chicago Cubs would be out.

Skiing’s the easy part, Karl.

Five songs you *love* by bands you don’t particularly care for: 1) Jane Says 2) When I Come Around 3) Soul to Squeeze 4) Interstate Love Song 5) Jump

75 and sunny on MDW Sunday is a high unlike any other out there.

Why did Caz sit out of The Big Wu gig last night?! First time ever?!

I’m an F1 guy and never, ever watch NASCAR, but learning that Kyle Busch and his wife were vocal advocates for, and financiers of people seeking IVF treatment, hits home and I have nothing but respect for them. All my best. These two agree.

“The following takes place between 6:00 p.m. and 7:00 p.m. on the day of the California presidential primary”

How about 10 acts you’ve seen more than 10 times? Phish The Big Wu Widespread Panic Fort Frances Brandi Carlile My Morning Jacket moe. String Cheese Incident Dead & Company Wilco Bonus: My friends’ college band who changed their name a half dozen times

Boo birds out at Wrigley. #cubs

Just saw a cyber truck painted (shrink wrapped? Whatever?) to look like the A-Team van. Presented without additional comment.

Put one finger down for every time you cleaned your microwave in college ✋🏻

God. #cubs

Band on the Run! #SNL

Jost / Che writing jokes for each other is elite. #SNL

Molly Shannon is 61?! #SNL

Our gala look: strong My gala hangover: also strong

Did Trey steal the chorus for Numberline from the intro in Low Rider?! Makes you think. #allmyfriends #phish

Added anchovies to our Cobb salad tonight. Like adults.

I’ve just learned that 24 is on Disney+. See you in 9 seasons.

@im7below.bsky.social happy birthday!

Starved Rock delivers.

North By Northwest is the best movie ever made.

Wonder if the Will Ferrell / Paul McCartney SNL season finale will be good?!

Tubthumping. #SNL cc: @tommarshall111.bsky.social

11.5 had a hat trick in soccer today. Proud dad moment underscored by the fact he’s been playing keeper all year 🤷🏼‍♂️

Ummm I’m watching Batman Returns and the duck the penguin rides out of the sewer is *for sure* the same duck from #phish at [the] sphere.

The average American has three friends.

Man. It’s gonna suck to die shitting my insides out from Hantavirus when the #Cubs are like 75-40 in August.

CUBS