Oh ok. #phish

I’m sorry guys but Ruby Waves —> Light simply ain’t “it”. #phish

Man. Lots of bad takes - pro and con - that set. I’m disappointed in 🫵🏻 you. #phish

Just had pizza and beers at a boisterous bar and walked out into a snowstorm and for just a moment I thought I was living in the dulcet tones of a ski town but alas it was just Downers Grove, Illinois.

Is this the first Amazon-written Bond movie??

Taking boy twin to SpongeBob. Don’t hate the new Toy Story using Never Tear Us Apart in the trailer. #cinema

Gonna go with 12.30.01 Big Wu this fine whatever day of the week it is.

Hood closes this set? #phish

Goodness Trey. #phish

Was supposed to be in Weekapaug tonight, but shit happens* * - one kid gets so sick you stay behind with him so your life partner can go on to see her 95-year old grandmother with the rest of the kids

“The perfect female body - but with the head of Abraham Lincoln” #setbreak

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social 👇🏻

::To the tune of “40 miles to Denver”:: “Driving to Naperville because my son’s prescription medicine is out of stock everywhere else”

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains

Are they streaming #Phish on Sirius at all this run? Would be nice background music to watch the kings of the NFC North play football tonight.

Only 12 will have its own word because we are free men

Go home Go Bowling Military Bowl, you’re drunk.

After Googling “emergency dentists near me” I decided to try flossing which immediately cured the strange swelling of my gums in between two teeth 🤷🏼‍♂️

And this is just semantics here but if you want to throw a couple of miles at us we’ll take a couple but the big thing is is that we’re moving on. Could you two just not talk anymore?

Big Wu. Boxing Day. 7.7.01 relisten.net/the-big-wu/2...

No man is a failure who has friends.

Annual post: Mary Bailey marry me challenge

Christmas Eve.

Man, I haven’t been legitimately sick* since like February 2023. This sucks**. * - I’m barely sick ** - I’m a baby when I’m sick

I had a problem with stairs at MSG once too. 12.31.10. Went to use the men’s room during [song name redacted], went down a bunch of flights and ended up outside. Luckily the doorman let me back in. I blame the construction that was happening that year and not my moronic decision making. #phish

Many thanks to “The Pulse” on Sirius for playing Sabrina Carpenter’s “Tears” while I was driving 11 home from his soccer game with my father-in-law sitting shotgun…

11 kicks for his football team. Yes. It’s 11/12 year olds but he kicked four onside kicks that they recovered this year. Two of which he recovered himself. It ruled. It made him feel so proud. And then an onside won the game. He freaked. Go Bears.

Good. Lord. #bears

Just so everyone knows the kicker’s name is Cairo Santos and that song’s name is Say it to me S.A.N.T.O.S. #bears #phish

You’re giving me the “it’s not you it’s me” routine? I invented “it’s not you it’s me”

It is *disgusting* outside. #ILWx

PR guy here - this is an awful and transparent attempt to leverage positive team momentum to try to push some false narrative as fake leverage. A tale as old as time.

Why does every Harry Hood make you (me) want to drive into the sunset and never look back? #phish

Obvious Guy from Blind Date says - “12.17.95 is a very good #phish show.”

I’d forgotten that Mary Louise Parker is in The West Wing and that’s a me problem.

This is like when George thinks god gave him cancer because he became successful except the Bears are “Jerry” getting picked up by NBC and Bedard getting hurt is the potential cancer on George’s lip.

Finally.

They should do the intro for Help then Slip then Franklin’s in consecutive commercial breaks. 🐻⬇️

My extended family went to Titanic the day after Christmas. Just as Rose got on the door the film broke and was unrepairable. So we got free tickets to come back the next day. Everyone else came in after 2 hours or so. My dad and I started at the beginning because, hell, I was 15 and Kate Winslet.

Jambanding in your 40’s: 1) I was *anxious* about texting my buddy about canceling tonight’s voyage to Milwaukee for The Big Wu because tired/lazy/it’s cold/girl twin is sick but 2) he’d *forgotten* about tonight’s voyage to Milwaukee for The Big Wu anyway

Bob discovers #phish food: www.instagram.com/reel/DSIHejC...

Monkey Man on @93xrtchicago.bsky.social this morning kinda makes me want to play hooky today?

“You want to know if your grandmother was bosomy?!”

Well I just realized the currently unhoused man in “The Beard” episode of Seinfeld is the villain or whatever in The White Lotus. Wowee.

Can any Rhode Islanders point me to a hotel in PVD that’s family-friendly? Thanks!

Sweatshirts are best during the first 6 months of their life and their final 3-20 years of life.

I know *some* people have some *thoughts* on Julius but if you don’t enjoy the 12.4.95 show opener, well, I just don’t know what to tell you. #phish

Forget the ‘27 Yankees, my week is the real Murderers Row: Tuesday: see below… Wednesday: colonoscopy Thursday: company holiday party Friday: Fort Frances Hideout show Saturday: hosting a bunch of neighbors* Sunday: 3 hoops games for 11 *-Mrs PSwanton has changed the menu three times so far

Happy happy birthday @phish.com @tfletch2.bsky.social @icculus.bsky.social and, shown here just hours before my buddy and I spent most of prom planning 2000 summer tour schematics, my mom Grizzer.