Getting things together to start offering Dust to Dust from Vampire: the Masquerade. This is how I started playing Vampire, and now my favorite introduction to the game. #vtm #ttrpg

dudes will play nothing but rocket league and 2k and then have the gall to claim ladies who play stardew valley and marvel rivals aren't real gamers

Started working on Pathfinder 2e stuff this morning and then suddenly found myself working on CAIN again. It wasn't even a conscious choice!

Got inspired by the Auditor sin from Marching Ever Onward, a 3rd party book for CAIN. Auditors go back in time and attempt to fix the things that cause the host trauma, ending in erasing itself causing a massive bootstrap paradox. This one is code named "Love Shack"

Staring at a blank page can be so much, especially if you're writing about yourself.

Coming up we have two very different & fun games being run by awesome Order members: Die Laughing by @nerdburgercraig.bsky.social is a GMless game putting us in a Horror Comedy Movie, & a slightly tweaked D&D 2014 Murder Mystery One-Shot! TTRPG Dungeon Masters, come be a player for once!

Looking over a CAIN hunt notes and laughing how the Domains tell their own story with the order I wrote them in: Making Friends With the Abattoir, Gently Rolling Down the Slope of the Abyss, Crumbling Into the Darkling Womb

Going back over a hunt for CAIN and going, "wow this is tragic," is probably a good sign...

Thanks to everyone who answered my call for an artist! I am pouring over responses and filtering out bots. If you said something, I'll respond as soon as I can.

I am looking to commission someone for some horror manga style pieces for some CAIN games I'm running. Monsters, specifically. Likely one to start and more needed later. If anyone knows someone, point them my way!

More CAIN location splashes. I haven't been this obsessed with making scenarios for a long time. It feels so good to be writing and making for TTRPGs again. Thanks for making weird shit.

In the jungle, the mighty jungle The party sleeps to night In the jungle, the quiet jungle The party fails their check (Oh, no) #dnd

Working on the mission status page for running CAIN. This game has taken over my brain. So it goes.

Trying to get the stupid Yargle event title is probably the least fun I've had trying to get a cosmetic in a game. But I really need the title, "The Bargler," it's extremely important to who I am as a person.

Any day is a good day when you can smell the petrichor.

The Cursed Number is going in one of my games. Dunno what yet.

Cursed Number xkcd.com/3137/

The fact that I can throw together a mono white deck together with a single rare (Ocelot Pride) and got 6 and 1 in Historic says something.

CAIN Exorcists are being deployed as we speak to the Puget Sound Theater to deal with a burgeoning Sin. Will they have what it takes, or will they be one of the 40%? As above, so below.

The tonal whiplash of one post being about the dire politics of the US and immediately going to someone's cute video game time is going to break my neck one of these days.

Forgot I did this. Saw a photoshop file named JohnFinals, and opened it up. It's a John Wick-themed build for The Finals for mediums. Gosh the Cerberus is fun.

Btw, I remember there being some anxieties around folks expressing their opinions during primaries. Besides being nowhere near a presidential primary at the moment, now is in fact the time for people to express certain lines they expect candidates not to cross. Protect trans folks.

Thinkinge of askinge Chat GPT a questioun about your plannes, thoughtes, ideas? Trye a tarot deck ynstead. Cheaper, bettir for the environment, bettir resultes, not evil.

GM Tip: When planning a multi-session campaign, always run a Session 0, where the entire group builds characters together and discusses expectations. This way no one ends up blindsided by the tone or planned direction of the game. #ttrpg #dnd #ttrpgCommunity #rpg

another game where you hit guys with a sword? hell yeah brother sign me up

Mage is fun because suddenly things like a Dead Man's Hand in Poker can be made in to a sure sign of doom with an Entropy effect.

i cant believe the average gamer cant flick shot anymore

Alright, after watchin Zaktact's videos on the CAIN ttrpg, I have acquired it and am desperately in love with it. The mixed-media halftone images. The oppressive, Federal Bureau of Control feel of CAIN. Facing trauma head on with investigation and sick anime powers. UGH.

Clawing my way to Platinum 4 in Historic with mono-green Ooze. Hoping to at least get to Plat 3, since that's higher than my last ranked Historic run.

Slightly Diminish a Band: Third Eye Covered

I will die on the hill that my VtM games are BETTER because they have plots like Vampire Diaries and drama like True Blood.

Okay so hear me out. A lich who is bound to not to an object, but a bloodline. It can only be defeated when the bloodline finally dies out. The lich is the progenitor of that bloodline, and the Family has bound them, and uses its undying power to fuel it's magical rule over the area.

Intelligent Dance Music will forever be the funniest thing Spotify Wrapped showed me. I get it, I generally listen to higher BPM ambient-ish music when I'm working, but I can only ever picture myself boppin to rave lights and holding a medical textbook.

want to be in a throuple. not for love, just the homes i want to buy require 3x my income

So this was the least fun I have had playing Magic in a long time. Can't even auto-pass, it'll prompt you to resolve it each time. Very cool.

Well. My night at work ended with someone literally prying off the grate to one of the windows to try and break in. While we were inside.

When you start comparing all the things in World of Darkness, it's hilarious how disproportionately powerful Mages can be. Kindred just cannot keep up. Mages have an entire sphere of magic just for Wraiths. Technocrats are ruining Changelings. Also Werewolves.

"we don't perceive things as they are, we perceive them as we are"

"The only objective fact is subjective experience," is SUCH a thing a World of Darkness Mage would say... ...that I heard in a cooking video on youtube as a joke.

Yeah, Moonlit Meditation is an INCREDIBLY fun card to do ridiculous number go up decks happen. I feel like it's important to mention I also had Altar of the Brood down, but they had Gaea's Blessing :(

Important question: Are a 7.5 on a 1 to 10 scale and 75 on a 1 to 100 scale the same rating?

Me: I should actually beat Elden Ring and experience its rich story for myself. Also me: Salt & Sanctuary, that I have finished three times across two platforms, is due for another play through.

You ever just

Desperately playing an upbeat playlist, leeching every last drop of dopamine from every song until it crumbles to ash and dust.

It's important to understand that our Mage game tonight was primarily focused on saving three lab rats we rescued that were injected with some test "medicine". Roleplay is so important.

Watching my friends stream on a chill after noon. The duality.