“To us, masks are associated with cowardly desperados and the despised Ku Klux Klan. In all our history we have never tolerated an armed masked secret police.” - Judge William Young, September 30, 2025

About to take off in a plane but CONGRATS Homestuck team!! You guys made something special! It was awesome watching you cook from the sidelines. And to all already saying it, no- I did not write or direct this so ✌️ give credit where it’s actually due please! ❤️ folks worked hard!

> @governor.ca.gov

JUST NOW AT THE UN…

Report: Friend Has Been Going By Middle Name This Whole Fucking Time

Tales From The Keane Compound #846

Summary of Trump’s speech to the UN today: 1. Your countries all suck. 2. None of you know what you are doing. 3. The US is better at everything. 4. All because of me. 5. I’m right about everything. 6. You should listen to me & do what I say. 7. And give me lots of awards.

(Bloomberg) - President Xi Jinping’s export engine has proved unstoppable during five months of sky-high US tariffs, sending China toward a record $1.2 trillion trade surplus. @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.

A pop up box on Tylenol dot com

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We've gone from "90 deals in 90 days" to "4 deals no one really believes".

(Reuters) - South Korea's economy could fall into crisis rivalling its 1997 meltdown if the government accepts current U.S. demands in stalled trade talks without safeguards, President Lee Jae Myung told Reuters. @reuters.com www.reuters.com/world/china/...

Tylenol is about to be rich from the Fed govt after the ABSOLUTELY for certain lawsuit

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

Why can’t they just rapture themselves, and leave the rest of us the fuck alone???

I’m old enough to remember that slowing growth and rising prices is called “stagflation” and that it’s the worst of all worlds.

With all that pomp and ceremony the orange clown baby will be soiling himself with self importance.

We're experiencing the exact same things that Turkey and Hungary experienced before descending to authoritarianism, and if you think it will end differently here without each and every one of us fighting back, you are delusional.

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

Trump's bet on China and Nvidia is also paying off big-time.

Himes: ABC took Jimmy Kimmel off the air because Brendan Carr, the chairman of the FCC, didn’t like some things Kimmel said.. I’m talking to you now because I’m just getting so damn sick of people who claim to be for free speech but turn out to only support free speech for people they agree with.

Brussels moves to restrict Israel ties, target officials amid Gaza conflict

I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.

#kimmel #fcc #BrendanCarr www.theverge.com/policy/78050... www.theverge.com/news/713587/...

In his monologue on Tuesday Kimmel said that“we hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.” apnews.com/article/jimm...

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

UBS: “We're walking a very fine line between good and bad Fed cuts .. “.. our credit-based recession probability model remains elevated at 41% .. driven by .. a rise in non-performing loans. .. still below the ~50% threshold seen before the last four recessions (excluding 2020).”

"What if the Democratic party’s problem is not that it is too left-leaning, or for that matter, too moderate, but instead is too disconnected from the lives of the people whom it wants to appeal to? " www.programmablemutter.com/p/not-popula...

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> @cnbc.com 🇬🇧

Stay focused.

* SIXTY-THREE PERCENT OF AMERICANS SAY POLITICAL RHETORIC IS ENCOURAGING VIOLENCE 'A LOT,' REUTERS/IPSOS POLL FINDS * SEVENTY-ONE PERCENT OF AMERICANS BELIEVE 'AMERICAN SOCIETY IS BROKEN,' REUTERS/IPSOS POLL FINDS @reuters.com

Just in case any of y'all thought they'd actually filibuster the appropriations bills coming with all the anti-trans provisions and shut the government down. Call your senators, demand no anti-trans and anti-LGBTQ+ provisions in appropriations bills.

We don’t celebrate his death, but we won’t hide the truth about his life.

They had kids, too.

BREAKING: A federal judge just ordered Kristi Noem to update DHS' website to reflect that the 600,000 Venezuelans they are trying to deport are LEGALLY allowed to live and work here. 👏👏👏 F**K YOUR LIES. - Really America

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(NBC News) - Jeffrey Epstein's estate has turned over additional documents to the House Oversight Committee, including a previously redacted name from the late sex offender's now-notorious 50th birthday book, according to a letter obtained by NBC News. www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Estrogen works... aka my Pokemone Estrolution... Look, I wasn't going to NOT use that terrible pun. Also shout out to that same bikini sticking with me all this time.