Oh hi it's me, a liberal progressive posting an AI-generated cartoon containing fake quotations to dunk on capitalism! Why yes I did get thousands of likes and no I do not see the problem! Check back in an hour for more slop!

Recommend this if you want to feel really depressed, angry and anxious

Might become one of those accounts that gets thousands of likes for posting stuff like "DonOLD tRump is a traitor!!!"

📢 Introducing my new daily word game, Keywords! "If Only Connect was presented by Mavis Beacon*" Like Wordle? Like Connections? Like stuff? Then there's a vague chance you'll enjoy this. Find the five connected words of increasing length by typing into the boxes. *one for the young'uns there

I see some fucking awful political cartoons on this site every day but this one really takes the cake. Asinine.

Since Richard Dawkins is a topic today, here's a short cartoon I made 12 years ago youtu.be/R_t4Pksq7BI?...

Llanberis Falls

You don't hear much about the Blockchain these days do you?

I guess this is from one of their lesser known songs. Doesn't grab me tbh

FINALLY WE CAN SEE IT!

Narrator's voice: They did not go down

fuck sam altman forever for taking away the last places where we could engage in good faith: the creative arts, which should be a testament to human ingenuity. i am so mad that everything i read or listen to or admire is now tainted with doubt. do you understand? he is a thief of joy and i HATE HIM

Happy 80th Tim

Look at this revolting AI-written email I just got from some Silicon Valley based slopscum

the immune system: oh no, a tiny virus got in! Better flood this place with mucus and make everything hurt, that'll show it who's boss

Thanks Goodreads, I will definitely read a Bell Jar sequel if she ever writes one

And the woman did speak unto the hound, saying, What do you mean, normal men, and the hound answered the woman, saying, We are just innocent men. And great was her emotion

How many times do I have to tell Bluesky I want to See Less Like This before I see less like this? (not kinkshaming, just truly not interested)

I'm quitting drinking. Today, April 12, is Day One. Just putting it out here publically because maybe it'll help when the inevitable temptation to relapse kicks in (tomorrow, lol)

Used to love short videos of animals being funny/cute. Now I scroll past them because I don't want to have to spend time figuring out if they're AI - so thanks for that, tech pricks and your useful idiots.

The use of “hallucinate” is a stroke of true evil genius in the AI world. In ANY other context we’d just call them errors & the fail rate would be crystal clear. Instead, “hallucinate” implies genuine sentience & the *absence* of real error. Aw, this software isn’t shit! Boo’s just dreaming!

I'm hoping he's remembered as the first victim of a serial killer who preys on cunts

Anyway I watched The Bone Temple tonight and that's a good film

Love being kept in a state of constant anxiety and despair while psychopaths plunder the world ahahahahaha

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

The best time for a White House Secret Service agent to become a worldwide hero was probably 2017, but today would also do just fine please

Just got kicked from an online game for being idle and I wish life worked like that

Probably the wrong place to ask but what's it like to feel hope and joy?

Happy Jacob Rees-Mogg pretends to be a Christian day

Day after day my feed is full of Americans posting "He can't do this! It's not how the Constitution works!" as if that means something

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Love going into a Yorgos Lanthimos movie without knowing anything about it, and Bugonia did not disappoint

This is probably fine I reckon

Reform win a seat: The true Volk have spoken and we all must listen. Greens win a seat: Early reports that Muslims may have ‘voted’ (an ancient Islamic practice designed to steal elections). How severely should the franchise be limited in response?

Enjoyed the movie "The Apprentice" about the 1970s and 80s exploits of molester Donald Trump. Lemme just look up the Wikipedia of the guy who directed it and oh for fuck's sake

"I mean obviously we would have said Yes but it's the principle of the thing!"

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

a sombre morning for british columnists as they move their "The electorate has spoken, we must listen" articles to the recycling bin and upload their "the greens victory shows just how far the west has fallen" articles instead

What a great way to find I share a birthday with Nonce Andrew

Morning.

Can't believe that yet again The Left is behaving in a way that right wingers dislike. When will they get with the program??

"tRump" I sort of understand (as cringey as it is), but what is "dOnnie" supposed to mean? (and also you're not going to manifest yourselves out of fascism but fair play for being against it I guess)

Anyone got any advice for an unemployed 54-year-old with no marketable skills on how to not to go crazy with despair, or failing that where he can buy a gun?

Anyone else get public transport based stress dreams? I dream about weird train/bus/ferry problems at least once a week, despite very rarely going anywhere when I'm awake

If you want to see some absolutely godawful fucking garbage I recommend Darren Aronofsky's new AI-excreted audience insult. Unforgiveable.

My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.

well yeah but

Thanks to bsky.app/profile/b3ta... I found this Garfield comic generator and this is what happened and it's Rob Manuel's fault www.bgreco.net/garfield/?pa...

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Cynics will say that there will never be any consequences for Epstein's friends, but Andrew Windsor has already had to move into a smaller mansion so I'm not sure what it is you people want