I’ve already written a thirty page term paper in my head on themes relevant in The Perfect Neighbor. OutSTANDing documentary. Should be mandatory viewing. I’ve watched it twice today.

Clearly a neurotypical request

He sang Rod Stewart, danced — and then ICE grabbed him. @timmiller.bsky.social talks with @roadsteamer.bsky.social about his detention in Portland

LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says Prince Andrew to stop using titles and honors, including the Duke of York.

Tfw you realize Practical Magic is copaganda 😔

I have held this as long as a body can hold it. I need to live my truth: morning people are annoying af. Thank you.

You’ll NEVER catch me rooting for Aaron Rogers.

For the life of me I do not know how I was ever able to get to school by 8:00, study eight subjects, get 45 minutes of exercise, speak a foreign language for a bit, deal with school drama, find my way home, study some more, then read an entire book for fun like whose brain was that?

SETTLE A BET: Does anyone else see a dog wearing sunglasses in this amazing work of art that my child drew? Yes, obviously I see the two fried eggs and the winky sun, I’m speaking specifically about the dog

Just learned the difference between a croque monsieur and a croque madame is an egg and it’s named that because the egg looks like a ladies fancy hat. That’s when society worked, when we were all putting little hats on sandwiches.

TRUTH

Eating broccoli and cheese soup at 3:30am because ARFID is a bitch. My brain has barely let me eat in the last week or so and I’ve lost 14 pounds, so if my brain wants to eat soup in the middle of the night, I guess that’s what we’re doing!

My high school friend used to play lead guitar for Robby’s band Sweatpant Boners. I went to their shows 20 years ago, and this is not just an act. This is his actual personality and I’m proud of the work he’s doing. FREE ROBBY ROADSTEAMER!!!

Autism acceptance must be rooted in racial justice. The future of the neurodiversity movement depends on it. White autistics: you have a role to play but it starts with humility and a willingness to confront how whiteness has shaped the autistic identity we’ve been sold

I can't tell you how much it hurts my brain to hear people in their seventies go rabid over the idea of government paid healthcare and become homicidal at the thought of a universal basic income while they enjoy their government paid healthcare and collect their universal basic income.

My mother did this.

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

I miss passionate sex. Lots of foreplay and kissing and touching. Feeling like you wanna be in each other’s skin. If it’s not like this, I don’t want it

Purity tests is just the Democrat way of calling people woke.

The last time I checked the definition of solidarity in terms of justice was listening to a marginalized group and doing what they say they need of you, not finding a way to keep doing what you’re already doing and still getting a gold star.

Ok, this cinematography is pretty amazing

Just started The Substance. No spoilers!

Once you have called disabled people a burden, you have facilitated the devaluation, dehumanization and death of disabled people.

What Peace!?!?!? LIVE: Israel shoots dead at least 9 Palestinians in Gaza despite ceasefire. www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblo...

we’ll see how his mayoral tenure shakes out but i am convinced that Mamdani has the juice. not just the charisma to win an election but the temperament to govern and the measured pragmatism of someone who genuinely believes what they’re saying and wants to accomplish real things.

"The liberty of a democracy is not safe if the people tolerate the growth of private power to a point where it becomes stronger than their democratic state itself." -FDR (definitely antifa)

Halfway through The Woman in Cabin 10, and I get that it’s a “thriller” but all it really is so far is Keira Knightley being gaslit. Boring.

Absolutely brutal.

HOLY SHIT!!! 🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻 Cabo Verde has qualified for the World Cup for the first time in history!!!!! Yay for my people! I just know Brockton, Dorchester, and Pawtucket are going NUTS right now. 🥰

Mmmmmm passion fruit tea

I really need a cat for practical reasons, but the fact that I *personally* have caught FOUR mice in my apartment in the past 24 hours is really reminding me that I’m part cat.

I don’t think we’re talking enough about the fact that we successfully took back the frog. Like it has been a meme for the alt right for years now, and thanks to these Portland inflatable costumes, we’re taking it back

The only upside to drinking booze is that I actually experience thirst the next day. It’s so weird not having a thirst reflex that *feeling thirsty* and then drinking water is a pleasant experience.

I’ve been faithfully masking when indoors since 2021 (I picked back up after stopping for a while) and I have been sick TWO TIMES (that’s it) since then. I LOVE NOT BEING SICK PS: Kn-94s work! Wear cute colors and styles! Match your outfit! I still get hit on insufferably!!!

Treat your energy, your deep knowledge, and your skills as priceless treasures—not something you throw at every gate to see if it opens.

You know what? I think capitalism is the problem.

This song makes me sad. It sounds like giving up, and I hate that so much for kriolos. Partners want you to listen Liga. Check out "Julieta (Remix)" by Twenty Fingers

I grieve different

The most embarrassing thing about being a 47 year old woman is that the only men I’ve dated seriously in the last five years have been two decades younger than I am, and the only thing that I don’t like about that is their age. Hire me to write an opinion piece. I swear I’m qualified.

It’s simultaneously exhausting that I must repeat this one song,while enjoying it for a moment? and relieving that once the correct amount is reached I am free. Might be once more, might be a thousand times. Relief is somewhere in reach. Maybe. I LOVE BEING AUTISTIC. /s At least THE BASS IS GOOD

Welp, I finally posted a friend’s only story about the shit I’ve been through with my mom and then I danced it out so I think I’m done haha just kidding

Just came across a video on TikTok dunking on Conscious Lee for criticizing Harris before the election and all I have to say is, STOP TURNING ON YOUR ALLIES FFS. Liberals are such a problem. 😡 Self-proclaimed liberals OF ALL KINDS need to deal with their white supremacy problem for real.

You know those “If you could have a dinner party with anyone” questions? Definitely Balki Bartokomous

Long weekend and I’ve been too quiet for too long… look out! (Also I may have had a drink or two and that historically leads to excesssssive yapping. I’ve had an itch to go back on TikTok, so that may actually happen.)

Jordan Catalano has fallen so far 😔

Important information on what to do if you are a bystander to 🧊 kidnapping someone or another event where someone needs help (@tiktokce0)

One of my collections, finally organized! As someone who can smell you cutting cucumbers 100 yards away, scent is very important to me. (this is half my collection 😬) Most of these were collected in duty-free shops during my travels in my 20s when I was blissfully unaware how good I had it.

Marge Greene yesterday, Loomer today.