Just saying hi. Hi. Stay good, friends. Stay good friends. Later.

Just reread this - one of the funniest stories I stumbled across last year. Feel duty bound to share!

I read Come Eat At O'Houlihan's Because Of What We Have by Dan Weaver in @burialmagazine.bsky.social in which we learn why we should go eat at O'Houlihan's (it's because of what they have) nightofthehats.blogspot.com/2026/01/i-re...

It's becoming increasingly clear to me that the most important, political, & revolutionary thing any of us can do in 2026 is retaking control of our own brains. Which, to me, means: unplugging from the algorithm as much as possible. Instead: read books, go to a museum, think for yourself, be still.

I have a new story in one of the very best mags on earth @hexliterary.bsky.social. This is for the 90s kids and recovering addicts and everyone else. Love you.

All your notes must have a title. If there is one that is untitled that is not allowed. There was a loophole that some in the past had exploited by having the title of their note be “Untitled” or “untitled”. This loophole has been closed.

Fascism and diarrhea are both really hard to spell.

A truly great short story tells you everything you need to know about it from its very first line. This is one of them. Check out "Storing Dinosaurs" by @supernaturalfeat.com in our latest issue! bit.ly/3XY7fMa

kind mention of Dan Weaver's hex story "A Home Run" in Myna Chang's @mynachang.bsky.social Spec Flash Roundup ! 👇

My favorite facebook page is a guy who posts behind-the-scenes Star Wars photos but also mentions how tired he is. #canrelate

The snaking sentences in @supernaturalfeat.com's "Storing Dinosaurs" seem like they can go off in any direction at any moment, much like the story itself. Liked this so much I even hunted down Dan on Bluesky to get this submission back (longish story) but glad it all worked out in the end.

My story Storing Dinosaurs is in the new issue of @yourimpossiblevoice.com. Please give it a read! Thanks to @alvinlu.bsky.social for giving this one a chance. yourimpossiblevoice.com/storing-dino...

My story Storing Dinosaurs is in the new issue of @yourimpossiblevoice.com. Please give it a read! Thanks to @alvinlu.bsky.social for giving this one a chance. yourimpossiblevoice.com/storing-dino...

Our latest issue finds us rushing through time and space courtesy of new work from @geoliminal.bsky.social Elisabeth Sheffield, @israelbonilla.bsky.social Roberto Ontiveros, @supernaturalfeat.com @juliaevem.bsky.social Stephen Cicirelli, Jaryd Porter, Joyce Meggett, @addisonzeller.bsky.social

BRUISERS, LIT FREAKS and SMART MARKS: Managing editor @joshshepard.bsky.social got hit by an uninsured driver, resulting in heavy ER and auto costs. To help one of the very best of us, we are offering two shirts for preorder, with every dime going toward Josh's bills: bruisermag.bigcartel.com

Forgot that I posted this a couple of months before @havehashad.com accepted/published said piece. Thank you Buddy Hield for wearing the wrong shorts and @aaronburch.bsky.social for understanding the shorts. www.havehashad.com/hadposts/our...

I have a story in this issue called Storing Dinosaurs! Pumped!

I haven't been on here much lately but I wanted to share a new piece called At SeaTac. It's out today in the first issue of Twisted Tongue Press. They've been great to work with and everything looks beautiful and this issue has some real heaters. Thanks! twistedtonguepress.com/fiction/atse...

It’s not all that different from pooping at home

icymi: i wrote this story. people seem to like it. if you haven’t read it, maybe you will like it too. biggest thanks to @xraylitmag.bsky.social and especially to @joshuahebburn.bsky.social

MCA's Criterion Top 10 is so many things awesome at once: www.criterion.com/current/top-...

I need two of these.

Submissions are open for Issue 8 until the 30th day of October in the year 2025! Deal us some literary gold & other precious metals! Full guidelines right here 👇🏻🙂‍↕️ www.themerseyreview.com/submit

Silverfuck -> Sweet Sweet -> Luna This is elite

wonderful. such a tonic. no notes.

love this absolute moonshot of humor & joy from Dan Weaver @supernaturalfeat.com — read “A Home Run,” new on hex today !!! 👇🥎🏟️🔥

To act in this world is to put yourself in moral peril, to shake the foundations of your own philosophy, sometimes overwhelmingly so. In such times, when you're no longer sure which way is right, where do you go? Who do you become? New video out now: youtu.be/qJJzA-YWc3s

This is (and I mean this in the best way possible) like if the “Joe Buck welcome to the top of the 47th inning” tweet was stretched into flash fiction. Absolutely masterful

Pumped to be in hex! What a day!

man @supernaturalfeat.com just doesn’t miss. Big big Dan Weaver fan here. Read this.

Poison will one day be appointed king. In Coupon Country, you can find anything. COUPON COUNTRY by @neonpajamas.bsky.social www.bruisermag.com/niespodziany...

“And that pitcher still a little weepy out there still moping like a bastard. He’s a bastard that guy that pitcher. Good guy though, does a lot for his community…” Oh man, the voice here hits just right. 🧢⚾️

Pumped to be in hex! What a day!

"Back it goes that seems like a long one! Still going! Still up there just going and going!" Call'em Dan "Hittin' Dingers" Weaver, @supernaturalfeat.com comes in hot this week with a hilarious, perfectly voiced piece just in time for the end of the season! Obsessed with "A Home Run," up now on hex!

“Noses arrange neat lines of white powder onto antique mirrors.” This is so good.

"She refused to on mysterious grounds. She would not tell me the grounds, is what I mean, hence their mysteriousness; I was to infer them, these grounds." Also the "barnyardy" odor. Also that too. And additionally also the toe licking dancer. @burialmagazine.bsky.social is just doing jazz drums.

@iamchrisscott.bsky.social is so good. This one might be my favorite yet.

"Now though, here at this rodeo, I know about rodeos. I’ll tell you about them but you won’t get it. It will be impossible for you. But I’ll tell you anyway." (Don’t Worry, This is My Second Rodeo; Let Me Tell You How Rodeos Work // @supernaturalfeat.com) Link: dishsoap-quarterly.com/6-3-25/rodeo/

I read this yesterday and then I was thinking about it all night. Really torturous stuff. I have claustrophobia and airplanes can be a not-fun time for me, mostly when there is "no end in sight" like sitting on a tarmac or something. So this was perfect nightmare fuel, but also a great story. Read!

Good news: coolcoolcoolcoolcoolcool.cool is back up and running after a brief few months of downtime. All the coolest things are available once again.

I have a new thing in the The Gorko Gazette called Regarding Use of Your Markers For Graffiti Sex Propositioning. It's heartbreaking. Please give it a read! thegorkogazette.com/2025/09/21/r...

I have a new thing in the The Gorko Gazette called Regarding Use of Your Markers For Graffiti Sex Propositioning. It's heartbreaking. Please give it a read! thegorkogazette.com/2025/09/21/r...

Honored to have my story nominated for the @genrepunkmag.bsky.social Editor‘s Choice Award by @trashcatlit.bsky.social. Give it a read! trashcatlit.com/last-year-i-...

A restaurant that actually cares about your budget. A restaurant that actually lets you do their taxes.

@burialmagazine.bsky.social (the writer and the mag) is for real one of my favorites (writers and mags), so having this little diddy published there (mag) makes me happy, good and happy. Please give it a read!

"That night, I dreamed of Zeus, god of thunder, seated atop Mount Olympus, and how fetching and proper he might look in a tiny jacket." This one from @johnchrostek.com has a little bit of all the things I like, each in great magnitude. Even and especially the tiny jackets. Magnitudinal.

Hello! Some new spooky speculative flash from me in the new issue of @theargylelitmag.bsky.social out today!

I Saw E.T. Lying All Fucked Up In That Creek In 1982 And Left Him There by Dan Weaver maudlinhouse.net/i-saw-e-t-ly...

I stepped on a slug with my bare foot getting into my hotel room bed. I put it in a napkin and put the napkin in the trash. This morning it was shriveled up on the bathroom floor. Now all I can think about is Connor O’Malley.