Fun fact: In the Metroid titles where it's not explicitly spelled out why Samus lost her upgrades, it's because she sold them all for drinking money between games.

Extremely rare banana putter given out to Nintendo employees who participated in the marketing of Donkey Kong 64.

Metroid Prime for Gamecube was released on this day in North America, 23 years ago (2002) #retro #art #gaming #MetroidPrime

"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny

𐑜𐑪𐑑 𐑩𐑢𐑱 𐑢𐑦𐑔 𐑧𐑯𐑑𐑲𐑮𐑤𐑦 𐑑𐑵 𐑥𐑳𐑗 𐑣𐑽. 𐑜𐑤𐑨𐑛 𐑲 𐑜𐑪𐑑 𐑞 ·𐑛𐑨𐑐𐑩𐑤𐑟 𐑣𐑵 𐑗𐑮𐑲𐑛 𐑑 𐑡𐑿𐑒 𐑥𐑰 𐑢𐑦𐑔 𐑩 𐑑𐑹𐑐𐑰𐑛𐑴, 𐑲𐑝 𐑯𐑴𐑯 𐑣𐑬 𐑑 𐑒𐑬𐑯𐑑𐑼 𐑞𐑨𐑑 𐑐𐑤𐑱 𐑕𐑦𐑯𐑕 𐑞 ·𐑒𐑤𐑽 𐑛𐑨𐑐𐑩𐑤𐑟 𐑦𐑯 ·𐑕𐑐𐑤𐑩𐑑𐑵𐑯 𐑑𐑵. #splatoon3 #splatoon #nintendoswitch2

Big and Little Spoons xkcd.com/3166/

Show: Dragon Ball Z Language: English Country: Canada Version: Ocean Productions

𐑓𐑲𐑯𐑭𐑤𐑦 𐑜𐑪𐑑 𐑯𐑲𐑯 𐑕𐑑𐑸𐑟 𐑪𐑯 𐑥𐑲 ·𐑯𐑪𐑒 𐑑𐑰𐑟. 𐑞 𐑒𐑬𐑯𐑑𐑛𐑬𐑯 𐑑 𐑑𐑧𐑯 𐑕𐑑𐑸𐑟 𐑚𐑦𐑜𐑦𐑯𐑕. #Splatoon3 #Splatoon #NintendowSwitch2

The name Manfred is the human equivalent of Spongebob

𐑔𐑱𐑙𐑒 𐑜𐑫𐑛𐑯𐑩𐑕 𐑓 GR 𐑪𐑯 𐑞 𐑕𐑢𐑦𐑗 𐑑𐑵 𐑐𐑮𐑴 𐑒𐑩𐑯𐑗𐑮𐑴𐑤𐑼. 𐑲 𐑮𐑨𐑯 𐑬𐑑 𐑝 𐑥𐑴𐑕𐑦𐑯 𐑱𐑥𐑦𐑙 𐑑 𐑜𐑧𐑑 𐑞 𐑤𐑨𐑕𐑑 𐑕𐑐𐑤𐑨𐑑. #Splatoon #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch2

This seems familiar

Caturday Roberto Sergio Silva

·𐑭𐑯𐑡𐑮𐑱 𐑢𐑧𐑯𐑑 𐑑 𐑞 𐑝𐑧𐑑 𐑘𐑧𐑕𐑑𐑼𐑛𐑱 𐑓 𐑩 𐑮𐑧𐑜𐑘𐑫𐑤𐑼 𐑗𐑧𐑒𐑳𐑐. 𐑣𐑰 𐑣𐑨𐑟 𐑜𐑱𐑯𐑛 𐑩 𐑣𐑨𐑓 𐑐𐑬𐑯𐑛 𐑕𐑦𐑯𐑕 𐑣𐑦𐑟 𐑤𐑨𐑕𐑑 𐑗𐑧𐑒𐑳𐑐 ∠𐑣𐑰 𐑯𐑬 𐑢𐑱𐑟 𐑦𐑤𐑧𐑝𐑩𐑯 𐑐𐑬𐑯𐑛𐑕 𐑓𐑲𐑝 𐑬𐑯𐑕𐑩𐑟, 𐑹 𐑓𐑱𐑝 𐑐𐑶𐑯𐑑 𐑢𐑳𐑯 𐑒𐑦𐑤𐑪𐑜𐑮𐑨𐑥𐑟⦢ 𐑚𐑳𐑑 𐑦𐑟 𐑩 𐑐𐑻𐑓𐑧𐑒𐑑𐑤𐑦 𐑣𐑧𐑤𐑔𐑦 𐑢𐑱𐑑. 𐑣𐑰 𐑐𐑨𐑕𐑑 𐑞 𐑓𐑦𐑟𐑦𐑒𐑩𐑤 𐑦𐑜𐑟𐑨𐑥 𐑢𐑦𐑔 𐑓𐑤𐑲𐑦𐑙 𐑒𐑩𐑤𐑼𐑟, 𐑯 𐑞 𐑛𐑪𐑒𐑑𐑼 𐑕𐑧𐑛 𐑣𐑰 𐑣𐑨𐑟 𐑞 𐑚𐑤𐑳𐑛𐑢𐑻𐑒 𐑝 𐑩 𐑒𐑦𐑑𐑦𐑯 ∠𐑣𐑰𐑟 𐑦𐑤𐑧𐑝𐑩𐑯⦢. 𐑣𐑰𐑟 𐑦𐑯 𐑐𐑻𐑓𐑦𐑒𐑑 𐑣𐑧𐑤𐑔!

If only life was like a video game and you could heal all wounds by just eating enough cheese

·𐑭𐑯𐑡𐑮𐑱 𐑣𐑨𐑟 𐑕𐑳𐑥𐑔𐑦𐑙 𐑦𐑥𐑐𐑹𐑑𐑩𐑯𐑑 𐑑 𐑕𐑱. 𐑤𐑦𐑕𐑦𐑯 𐑒𐑤𐑴𐑕𐑤𐑦.

𐑐𐑦𐑒𐑗𐑼 𐑝 𐑞 𐑒𐑮𐑬𐑛 𐑨𐑑 𐑞 𐑥𐑱𐑯 𐑕𐑑𐑱𐑡 𐑓 ·𐑯𐑴 𐑒𐑦𐑙𐑟 ·𐑖𐑦𐑒𐑭𐑜𐑴. 𐑞 𐑑𐑻𐑯 𐑬𐑑 𐑢𐑩𐑟 𐑒𐑮𐑱𐑟𐑦. #NoKings #Chicago

·𐑭𐑯𐑡𐑮𐑱 𐑒𐑰𐑐𐑕 𐑜𐑧𐑑𐑦𐑙 𐑚𐑧𐑑𐑼 𐑨𐑑 𐑒𐑧𐑗𐑦𐑙 𐑗𐑮𐑰𐑑𐑕 𐑦𐑯 𐑣𐑦𐑟 𐑥𐑬𐑔, 𐑣𐑰 𐑛𐑦𐑛 𐑩𐑯𐑩𐑞𐑼 𐑣𐑨𐑑 𐑗𐑮𐑦𐑒 𐑘𐑧𐑕𐑑𐑼𐑛𐑱, 𐑯 𐑑𐑫𐑛𐑱 𐑣𐑰'𐑟 𐑒𐑷𐑑 𐑓𐑹 𐑦𐑯𐑑𐑼𐑥𐑦𐑑𐑧𐑯𐑑𐑤𐑦.

Windows 10 goes out of support today. My fave useless fact about w10 is that the iconic blue desktop background is a *photograph* - not CGI. Tiny 'making of' vid here - youtu.be/_2RacX9DgWM...

·𐑭𐑯𐑡𐑮𐑱 𐑛𐑦𐑛 𐑩 𐑣𐑨𐑑 𐑗𐑮𐑦𐑒 𐑯 𐑒𐑷𐑑 𐑔𐑮𐑰 𐑗𐑮𐑰𐑑𐑕 𐑦𐑯 𐑩 𐑮𐑴 𐑦𐑯 𐑣𐑦𐑟 𐑥𐑬𐑔 𐑤𐑲𐑒 𐑩 𐑛𐑪𐑜. 𐑲 𐑢𐑦𐑖 𐑲 𐑒𐑷𐑑 𐑦𐑑 𐑪𐑯 𐑝𐑦𐑛𐑦𐑴.

𐑞 𐑜𐑮𐑲𐑯𐑛 𐑒𐑪𐑯𐑑𐑦𐑯𐑿𐑟. 𐑱𐑑 𐑕𐑑𐑸𐑟! #Splatoon3 #Splatoon #NintendoSwitch2

This is a 9-0 Supreme Court decision from just last year.

𐑜𐑪𐑑 𐑞𐑦𐑕 𐑣𐑦𐑤𐑺𐑾𐑕 𐑒𐑦𐑤 𐑑𐑫𐑛𐑱. 𐑓𐑻𐑕𐑑 𐑑𐑲𐑥 𐑲'𐑝 𐑣𐑨𐑛 𐑥𐑱 𐑩𐑑𐑧𐑯𐑖𐑩𐑯 𐑕𐑐𐑤𐑦𐑑 𐑪𐑯 𐑩𐑯 ·𐑚𐑵𐑘𐑩 𐑚𐑪𐑥 𐑤𐑲𐑒 𐑞𐑦𐑕, 𐑯𐑹𐑥𐑩𐑤𐑦 𐑲 𐑡𐑳𐑕𐑑 𐑛𐑲. #Splatoon3 #Splatoon #NintendoSwitch2

After years of complaining about cancel culture, the current administration has taken it to a new and dangerous level by routinely threatening regulatory action against media companies unless they muzzle or fire reporters and commentators it doesn’t like.

·𐑛𐑨𐑐𐑩𐑤𐑟 𐑝𐑻𐑕𐑩𐑟 ·𐑦𐑙𐑒𐑡𐑧𐑑 𐑦𐑟 𐑯𐑹𐑥𐑩𐑤𐑦 𐑩 𐑑𐑧𐑮𐑩𐑚𐑩𐑤 𐑓 𐑞 ·𐑛𐑨𐑐𐑩𐑤𐑟, 𐑕𐑴 𐑐𐑳𐑤𐑦𐑙 𐑞𐑦𐑕 𐑕𐑥𐑵𐑞 𐑥𐑵𐑝 𐑓𐑧𐑤𐑑 𐑐𐑮𐑦𐑑𐑦 𐑜𐑫𐑛. #Splatoon3 #Splatoon #NintendoSwitch2

Eating is such a chore sometimes

That Virtual Boy Switch Online accessory is going to sell more than the actual Virtual Boy ever did

Nintendo be like:

𐑕𐑴 𐑓𐑳𐑒𐑦𐑙 𐑧𐑒𐑕𐑲𐑑𐑩𐑛 𐑓 𐑞𐑦𐑕. 𐑲𐑝 𐑪𐑯𐑤𐑦 𐑣𐑨𐑛 𐑞 𐑪𐑐𐑼𐑑𐑵𐑯𐑦𐑑𐑦 𐑑 𐑐𐑤𐑱 𐑩 ·𐑝𐑻𐑗𐑿𐑩𐑤 𐑚𐑶 𐑑𐑢𐑲𐑕.

𐑲 𐑢𐑦𐑖 ·𐑭𐑯𐑡𐑮𐑱 𐑐𐑤𐑱𐑛 𐑢𐑦𐑔 𐑤𐑱𐑟𐑼 𐑐𐑶𐑯𐑑𐑼𐑟 𐑥𐑹 𐑞𐑨𐑯 𐑣𐑰 𐑛𐑳𐑟. 𐑲 𐑓𐑬𐑯𐑛 𐑩 𐑚𐑦𐑗𐑦𐑯 𐑿𐑧𐑕𐑚𐑰-𐑱 𐑮𐑰𐑗𐑸𐑡𐑩𐑚𐑩𐑤 𐑤𐑱𐑟𐑼 𐑐𐑶𐑯𐑑𐑼 𐑓 𐑕𐑱𐑤 𐑨𐑑 𐑩 𐑚𐑵𐑑𐑰𐑒 𐑐𐑧𐑑 𐑖𐑪𐑐 𐑦𐑯 ·𐑒𐑻𐑒𐑤𐑩𐑯𐑛 ·𐑢𐑭𐑖𐑦𐑙𐑑𐑪𐑯 𐑦𐑯 2020. 𐑲 𐑣𐑨𐑝 𐑕𐑦𐑯𐑕 𐑗𐑮𐑲𐑛 𐑑 𐑓𐑲𐑯𐑛 𐑥𐑹 𐑝 𐑞𐑧𐑥 𐑓 𐑕𐑱𐑤 𐑑 𐑜𐑦𐑝 𐑨𐑟 𐑜𐑦𐑓𐑑𐑕 𐑓 𐑳𐑞𐑼 𐑒𐑨𐑑 𐑴𐑯𐑼𐑟, 𐑚𐑳𐑑 𐑭𐑤 𐑞 𐑦𐑯𐑑𐑼𐑯𐑧𐑑 𐑒𐑨𐑯 𐑑𐑻𐑯 𐑳𐑐 𐑦𐑟 𐑛𐑧𐑛 𐑤𐑦𐑙𐑒𐑕.

Fine. I'll say it. I don't like the usual bipyramidal D10. I'd rather have an icosahedron with two of each number.

𐑢𐑵! 𐑲 𐑕𐑧𐑝𐑩𐑯 𐑕𐑑𐑸𐑛 𐑥𐑲 ·𐑯𐑪𐑒-𐑑𐑰𐑟 𐑑𐑫𐑛𐑱. #Splatoon3 #Splatoon #NintendoSwitch2

𐑣𐑨𐑛 𐑞𐑦𐑕 𐑜𐑮𐑱𐑑 𐑴𐑝𐑼𐑑𐑲𐑥 𐑒𐑳𐑥𐑚𐑨𐑒 𐑐𐑤𐑱𐑦𐑙 𐑢𐑦𐑔 𐑩 𐑓𐑮𐑧𐑯𐑛 𐑻𐑤𐑦𐑼. #Splatoon3 #Splatoon #NintendoSwitch2

𐑢𐑩𐑟 𐑕𐑐𐑱𐑕𐑦𐑙 𐑬𐑑 𐑚𐑺𐑤𐑦 𐑐𐑱𐑦𐑙 𐑩𐑑𐑧𐑯𐑖𐑩𐑯 𐑑 𐑞 𐑜𐑱𐑥 𐑢𐑧𐑯 𐑲 𐑕𐑳𐑛𐑧𐑯𐑤𐑦 𐑜𐑪𐑑 𐑩 𐑒𐑢𐑭𐑛. #Splatoon3 #Splatoon #NintendoSwitch2

𐑮𐑨𐑯𐑛𐑳𐑥 𐑒𐑢𐑭𐑛 𐑲 𐑜𐑪𐑑 𐑑𐑫𐑛𐑲. 𐑲𐑥 𐑗𐑮𐑲𐑦𐑙 𐑑 𐑐𐑴𐑕𐑑 𐑥𐑹 𐑒𐑤𐑦𐑐𐑕. #Splatoon3 #Splatoon #NintendoSwitch2

𐑤𐑫𐑒 𐑣𐑬 𐑑𐑺𐑩𐑚𐑤𐑦 𐑞 𐑕𐑑𐑱𐑡 𐑦𐑟 𐑤𐑦𐑑. #StreetlightManifesto #TheSaltShed

𐑞 𐑖𐑴 𐑢𐑩𐑕 𐑜𐑮𐑱𐑑! 𐑲𐑥 𐑩 𐑚𐑦𐑑 𐑳𐑐𐑕𐑧𐑑 𐑞𐑱 𐑛𐑦𐑛𐑩𐑯𐑑 𐑐𐑤𐑱 𐑧𐑯𐑦𐑔𐑦𐑙 𐑓𐑮𐑳𐑥 𐑞𐑺 𐑯𐑵, 𐑘𐑧𐑑 𐑑 𐑚 𐑮𐑦𐑤𐑰𐑕𐑑 𐑨𐑤𐑚𐑳𐑥 𐑚𐑦𐑕𐑲𐑛𐑟 𐑞 𐑔𐑮𐑰 𐑞𐑱 𐑳𐑐𐑤𐑴𐑛𐑩𐑛 𐑑 ·𐑿𐑑𐑵𐑚. 𐑴 𐑢𐑧𐑤, 𐑲 𐑜𐑧𐑕 𐑞𐑨𐑑 𐑡𐑳𐑕𐑑 𐑥𐑰𐑯𐑟 𐑥𐑹 𐑝 𐑞 𐑨𐑤𐑚𐑳𐑥 𐑢𐑦𐑤 𐑚 𐑩 𐑕𐑳𐑐𐑮𐑲𐑟 𐑢𐑧𐑯𐑧𐑝𐑼 𐑦𐑑 𐑛𐑳𐑟 𐑧𐑯𐑛 𐑳𐑐 𐑮𐑦𐑤𐑰𐑕𐑦𐑙. 𐑕𐑳𐑥 𐑥𐑹 𐑔𐑷𐑑𐑕 𐑓𐑪𐑤𐑴. . .

𐑩𐑚𐑬𐑑 𐑑 𐑕𐑰 ·𐑕𐑗𐑮𐑰𐑑𐑤𐑲𐑑 𐑥𐑩𐑯𐑦𐑓𐑧𐑕𐑑𐑴. 𐑕𐑴 𐑧𐑒𐑕𐑲𐑑𐑩𐑛!

Another repost, but a NEW COMIC coming your way on Tues!! 🤩 BONUS Panel below! 👇

The amount of times people don't work together to make a Power Clam in Clam Blitz even in X/S+ is insane, times in which we could have gotten a lead or a good push ruined by the lack of teamwork. To any Splatoon ranked player reading this, please pass clams. #PassClams #Splatoon3 #Splatoon

𐑞𐑰𐑟 𐑑𐑲𐑐𐑕 𐑝 𐑐𐑳𐑖𐑩𐑟 𐑸 𐑕𐑴 𐑮𐑺 𐑢 𐑮𐑨𐑯𐑛𐑴𐑟, 𐑚𐑳𐑑 𐑯𐑳𐑯 𐑞 𐑤𐑧𐑕, 𐑣𐑽 𐑦𐑟 𐑩 𐑢𐑳𐑯 𐑐𐑳𐑖 𐑒𐑱.𐑴. 𐑦𐑯 ·𐑒𐑤𐑨𐑥 𐑚𐑤𐑦𐑑𐑕 𐑞𐑨𐑑 𐑢𐑩𐑟 𐑛𐑳𐑯 𐑢 𐑑𐑵 𐑮𐑨𐑯𐑛𐑴𐑟 𐑦𐑯 𐑑𐑴. #Splatoon3 #Splatoon #NintendoSwitch2

·𐑑𐑭𐑒𐑴 𐑚𐑧𐑤 𐑣𐑨𐑟 𐑚𐑧𐑑𐑼 𐑣𐑨𐑖 𐑚𐑮𐑬𐑯𐑟 𐑛𐑻𐑦𐑙 𐑚𐑮𐑧𐑒𐑓𐑩𐑕𐑑 𐑞𐑨𐑯 ·𐑥𐑦𐑒𐑛𐑪𐑯𐑩𐑤𐑛𐑟. 𐑢𐑩𐑑 𐑩 𐑢𐑽𐑛 𐑑𐑲𐑥𐑤𐑲𐑯 𐑢𐑰 𐑤𐑦𐑝 𐑦𐑯.

my favorite trick to never piss anyone off or get into arguments or risk looking silly online is to ctrl + a and then hit backspace

UUUHMMM??? HELP! THE DARK TETRA DUDE JUST... EVAPORATED??? #splatoon / #splatoon3