I kind of hate how people have to “um, actually” everything and can’t just accept Cartoon Logic™️ as a thing. I don’t particularly want or need my cartoons to adhere to the laws of thermodynamics thank you very much.

Obsession was brilliant! My only joke about it is a spoiler so I’ll keep it to myself. Go see it!

Can’t stop thinking about how I told my in-laws watching 3 seasons of Survivor without a hidden immunity idol being played had me blue balled 💀 I couldn’t think of a better way to phrase it. Initially I was going to say Survivor was edging me. The internet has broken my brain.

Goldilocks & the Final Three (Survivor)

Psyching myself up to attempt to reconnect with an old friend like

Imma give The Boys finale a big fat ehhhh/10

Me: Fuck millionaire property investors Boomer: Oh please, we’re not all rich! *proceeds to bitch about having to retire with the income of only one investment property* Me: Ok fuck non-millionaire property investors too

Gotta go back in time

Romance isn’t dead, it’s more efficient than ever!

I’m closing my Patreon soon. Full post linked below but the TL;DR is I’ll still be making comics but without the commitment of Patreon I’ll also have freedom to make other things.

Happy Mother’s Day to those who celebrate

Just found out Firecracker from the Boys is the same actress who played Kara in Detroit Become Human and not a single person in my life would care if I told them. This is what this app is for right?

Cash or card?

I’ve had the “you wouldn’t steal a car…” anti-pirating PSA music stuck in my head all day

Who’s who at the party

The older I get, the more annoying I find everyone on YouTube

Still baffled crocs managed to convince anyone to wear their ugly-ass shoes

It’s been a minute since I watched the episode but was there a reason JD couldn’t have gotten the Janitors name off the credits from The Fugitive?

My husband had ankle surgery about 6 weeks ago and we live in a 3 story walk-up so I have been doing all the dog duties for a while now, and am desperate for someone to take over if you can’t tell.

Great with dogs

A good home

Just had a job interview and my previous manager (who I don’t think is my biggest fan) was on the panel 🥀

Squirtle, use bidet attack

Do you think the ghosts of the people who died on the Titan submersible are wandering the ocean floor?

Your favourite movie #webcomic

Me silently bearing witness to family members posting the most insane takes on Facebook

I really hate to do this but my iPad is dying. The screen is burnt out and it’s overheating 😬 Everyone has more important things to worry about but if you are able to throw me some extra $ via PayPal (@eirinnske) or joining my Patreon so I can buy a new iPad that would be so appreciated!💛

I never thought that cropping screenshots would become a lost art and yet, here we are.

I’m drunk, reply in a way that will confuse sober me

Plate of the Plot #DnD

Hold me back from going off on rants while I remind myself my online persona is the stupid cartoon lady with no serious opinions

New 🔞 exclusive up on Patreon

Hot take

Learning I’m older than the chupacabra has deeply upset me

Pretentious

Watching my husband play through the new Resident Evil while he recovers from surgery. He keeps trying to give me the controller, how the tables have turned.

Confession: I plagiarised my yr 12 final drama monologue by Frankenstein-ing together different speeches by JD and Elliott throughout the original Scrubs series. I was so obsessed with Scrubs that writing that off top of my head was easier than just making something up. Take me away 🚓

My legacy

Mummy issues

Fuck Meta. I can’t wait to stop using it.

I’m a very cynical person, it’s one of my worst traits, I’m trying to overcome it. E.g. Many people reached out to ask if I’m ok after my latest comic. Instead of thinking “That’s nice, people care” my cynical brain jumps to “They don’t actually care, they’re being performative”.

Seriously? People can’t reconcile with their perception of Jim Carrey being incorrect because he got work done so now he’s a clone? The internet is dumb as hell.

Intrusive thoughts 😳

In Australia, we practice trial by wombat

Devastated Smiling Friends is ending but so happy it’s because the creators made the decision themselves.

Comic sans is overly hated. I only don’t use it because I was bullied by chuds on reddit and I have no spine.

I just want a way to get nicotine into my system that isn’t dangerous and also is delicious, is that so much to ask?!

This whole Tourette’s/ BAFTAs thing has really brought out the ableism in people huh

In 2017, I was too scared to play Hollow Knight by myself. I made my husband do all the boss fights while I did the exploration. This weekend, I beat the Act 3 final boss of Silksong. 😌

This WIP is from the finale of a 7 part story arc now available exclusively on Patreon - link in bio