Google AI is using Instagram captions as a “source” of information now. I think the billionaire tech overlords actually want to make us stupid.

Crocodile Dundee may have just saved Australia from fascism. I’m not even joking.

After my next comic, I’ll be taking a break from social media. My patreon will be paused - and at the end of July, it will be unpublished. There is a lot of content that will never see the light of day again so, get it while it’s there ✌️

Of course someone named *Melvil* invented the Dewey Decimal System

I psyched myself up for 3 weeks until I finally reached out. We set a date to meet up in July. 🤞

Ever just stare at your pet for a few seconds waiting for them to show signs of life?

Trying to wrap my head around the absolute main character energy of people who feel the need to comment “who?” when a celebrity dies.

I read a lot of autobiographies because I find it’s easier to get out of my own head if i climb into someone else’s.

I miss being on the internet with other people who didn’t grow up on the internet

This joke sucks

Beware the tale of Jimmy Chuck

I kind of hate how people have to “um, actually” everything and can’t just accept Cartoon Logic™️ as a thing. I don’t particularly want or need my cartoons to adhere to the laws of thermodynamics thank you very much.

Obsession was brilliant! My only joke about it is a spoiler so I’ll keep it to myself. Go see it!

Can’t stop thinking about how I told my in-laws watching 3 seasons of Survivor without a hidden immunity idol being played had me blue balled 💀 I couldn’t think of a better way to phrase it. Initially I was going to say Survivor was edging me. The internet has broken my brain.

Goldilocks & the Final Three (Survivor)

Psyching myself up to attempt to reconnect with an old friend like

Imma give The Boys finale a big fat ehhhh/10

Me: Fuck millionaire property investors Boomer: Oh please, we’re not all rich! *proceeds to bitch about having to retire with the income of only one investment property* Me: Ok fuck non-millionaire property investors too

Gotta go back in time

Romance isn’t dead, it’s more efficient than ever!

I’m closing my Patreon soon. Full post linked below but the TL;DR is I’ll still be making comics but without the commitment of Patreon I’ll also have freedom to make other things.

Happy Mother’s Day to those who celebrate

Just found out Firecracker from the Boys is the same actress who played Kara in Detroit Become Human and not a single person in my life would care if I told them. This is what this app is for right?

Cash or card?

I’ve had the “you wouldn’t steal a car…” anti-pirating PSA music stuck in my head all day

Who’s who at the party

The older I get, the more annoying I find everyone on YouTube

Still baffled crocs managed to convince anyone to wear their ugly-ass shoes

It’s been a minute since I watched the episode but was there a reason JD couldn’t have gotten the Janitors name off the credits from The Fugitive?

My husband had ankle surgery about 6 weeks ago and we live in a 3 story walk-up so I have been doing all the dog duties for a while now, and am desperate for someone to take over if you can’t tell.

Great with dogs

A good home

Just had a job interview and my previous manager (who I don’t think is my biggest fan) was on the panel 🥀

Squirtle, use bidet attack

Do you think the ghosts of the people who died on the Titan submersible are wandering the ocean floor?

Your favourite movie #webcomic

Me silently bearing witness to family members posting the most insane takes on Facebook

I really hate to do this but my iPad is dying. The screen is burnt out and it’s overheating 😬 Everyone has more important things to worry about but if you are able to throw me some extra $ via PayPal (@eirinnske) or joining my Patreon so I can buy a new iPad that would be so appreciated!💛

I never thought that cropping screenshots would become a lost art and yet, here we are.

I’m drunk, reply in a way that will confuse sober me

Plate of the Plot #DnD

Hold me back from going off on rants while I remind myself my online persona is the stupid cartoon lady with no serious opinions

New 🔞 exclusive up on Patreon

Hot take

Learning I’m older than the chupacabra has deeply upset me

Pretentious

Watching my husband play through the new Resident Evil while he recovers from surgery. He keeps trying to give me the controller, how the tables have turned.