In Australia, we practice trial by wombat

Devastated Smiling Friends is ending but so happy it’s because the creators made the decision themselves.

Comic sans is overly hated. I only don’t use it because I was bullied by chuds on reddit and I have no spine.

I just want a way to get nicotine into my system that isn’t dangerous and also is delicious, is that so much to ask?!

This whole Tourette’s/ BAFTAs thing has really brought out the ableism in people huh

In 2017, I was too scared to play Hollow Knight by myself. I made my husband do all the boss fights while I did the exploration. This weekend, I beat the Act 3 final boss of Silksong. 😌

This WIP is from the finale of a 7 part story arc now available exclusively on Patreon - link in bio

Update: I found it in the bathroom this morning and very bravely vacuumed it up. 🕷️🪦

There’s a ~5 inch huntsman spider somewhere in my apartment. I was chill with him until I lost sight of him. As a kid I woke up with a big spider lowering itself towards me from the ceiling so I’m a bit too antsy to sleep 😶🕷️

Magic item 🧙‍♂️ My comics are generally always fictional, however this one is based on a true story

I must be in the minority but I spent most of episode 5 of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms wondering “when will this flashback end?” I’ve read the books, I’m assuming that’s a factor.

Just saved my hottest take in Drafts. I’ll release it when I retire from this account (or life).

Life sentence

My life has been exponentially improved by not reading Reddit comments

Finally back home after spending the better part of two weeks caring for my mother. She’s much more mobile now and is in good spirits. Thank you to everyone who wished her well!

Just subscribed to National Geographic for monthly physical magazines cause holy shit the internet is ass now

Cool Brain Trick

My mother had an accident a week ago and I’ve been taking care of her. I’ve gotten real good at making white wine spritzers.

If someone blocks you, you might assume they’ve conceded something. But you shouldn’t discount the possibility that you’re just annoying af.

My new favourite kind of interaction online: 1. Someone makes assumptions about you/ your thought process/ your life 2. You let them know they’re wrong 3. They double down and essentially accuse you of lying because they simply must be correct. It’s not fucking annoying or weird at all!

Shocking

I hate having to fact check everything! I wanted to believe Jake Paul is wearing a lace front beard because his jaw is mush 😭

I hate Mondays for the same reason Garfield does: The guy that feeds me is out of the house for most of the week.

This account stuck my comic through an ugly AI filter, removed my @ from the bottom and blocked me when I called them out.

I can’t tell if this is theft or not but it’s AI so fuck this person

I thought this so now you have to see it

Role Play

Me: makes a self-deprecating joke Other person: gives heartfelt advice My brain: they took you seriously, that means it’s true

My dogs name has devolved over the years from Ramsay, to Rambo, to Ram-Bam Thank You Ma’am, to Ramalamadingdong

PSA: Telling someone what they’re doing wrong without explaining *why* it’s wrong and *how* to improve is not constructive criticism. No matter how many times you say it is actually.

Online activism

[NSFW] Sneak peek - New explicit illustrations available on Patreon

Me: I’m feeling really happy today My brain: Remember that time your brother told you you’re annoying when you’re happy?

I don’t care how funny your meme is. If it’s AI, I’m hiding the post.

If using the American date convention my dogs birthday is 03.13.23 and I think that’s pretty cool 😎 Too bad it’s wrong and awful

Nothing like telling my friend with kids I slept in until almost 1pm today

The world would be a more whimsical place if skipping was as socially acceptable as walking.

Anna’s surprise WIP - Patreon exclusive coming out tomorrow

I drove 2000km for a week-long visit with the in-laws and I just gotta say, I am so fucking happy to be home 😭😭

I contacted Graphtreon to update my stats because changing my account name broke their links I guess. So now it looks like I catapulted up 431 spots this month.

Merry Christmas

Nightmare See the conclusion on Patreon 🔞

This is amazing

This is how people act when I tell them I pulled my own two front teeth out with pliers because I still hadn’t lost a tooth by age 9. I’m impatient ok?

The reactions to this comic (on other platforms) has been wild. People are so willing to see the good intent behind his statement but default to the worst possible interpretations of her statement and never consider the possibility of it being a lighthearted joke.

Talking to Pluribus would be like talking to the internet but you can actually trust them.

I fucking hate wrapping Christmas presents. I can’t fold paper. I can’t cut straight. Even when I think I did a decent job someone will inevitably say “wHo WrApPeD tHiS?” 😭😭

There must be people who read comics and do not look at the characters properly because the tone of the dialogue is totally lost on them

My poor nephew

Not like other girls