As an Australian I can tell you from the future the rapture didn’t happen

Beating yourself up about past actions achieves nothing, just be better from now on. 🥲

I haven’t seen anyone else talk about this but if you have venom on your tools in Silksong and try to inject yourself with NotLifeblood™️ it makes it venomous and damages you. Maybe no one else talks about it because it’s obvious and I’m a moron.

Did it again (mental breakdown caused by fucking it up this time)

Where’s the baby?

Great expectations

Do you think a face-hugger, if given the opportunity, would try being a butt-hugger?

Biblically accurate Babadook

The Silksong discourse is crazy to me. “It’s too hard!” “There’s too much back tracking!” Did everyone forget what playing Hollow Knight for the first time was like? People acting like it was a breeze

Music?

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been told ‘you’re our preferred candidate for the role’? 😮‍💨

I have a bad habit of assuming a lot of things are scams. For example I finally got an ergonomic mouse pad after my physio recommended it, and slap me sideways it actually helps!

Health pot (bonus panels on Patreon)

So like, did Marvel expect everyone to start calling Thunderbolts ‘The New Avengers’? Cause I already forgot they called it that and had to Google it.

Lindsay Ellis’s new video reminded me of how everyone at my Catholic Church was so sure Jesus was going to return in the year 2000.

I only want to eat California burritos

Gotta catch ‘em

I cut my bangs (not a mental breakdown)

Can’t even ask for no tomato on my pizza without being asked if I’m pregnant 😑 wut

Good point

Something is wrong with me… But I’ll never tell 🤫

Today I am 35, and don’t feel a day over 53!

Consoling my younger self

Remembering that time I was in a car accident and my car was flipped onto its side and I climbed out the window and as I’m climbing out the window of my flipped car, in the rain at night, another car drives down this quiet road, slows down, sees me climbing out of the window of my car and DRIVES OFF

The aliens are the least interesting thing about Alien Earth

Monkey’s paw

A better place

Updated my 5 year old phone & forgot to buy a screen protector so now I’m just living in fear

Embreon

The Olympics went downhill the moment clothes were introduced

Teachers pet

The come down after a job interview 🥵 who knew you could sweat so much without moving

New NSFW Patreon exclusive comic is up

Her loss

Brb having an existential crisis after realising my nephew will be 80 in the year 2100

Can confirm. It’s actually good.

My tax return came in and I spent it on ceiling fans. I really am in my 30s huh?

Switch off

The Long and Sword of it ⚔️

Stepping on a scale is a sure fire way to inflict psychic damage on myself

Labubus unleashed

Remember how Liz Lemon thought she was bullied in high school but it turns out she was the bully? Couldn’t be me… right? 👀

God the Game Dev

Sirens on Netflix subverts the titles expectation by having their male characters put the women on a pedestal, blame them for their own behaviour & ruining/wasting their life, then kick them to curb when someone “better” comes along. Or maybe the women are just sirens.

Just have to get this off my chest: Twitter is inhabited by extremists since most Cool&Normal™️ people decided to leave the nazi platform. Anything posted on Twitter needs to be vetted because it’s either a biased, missing context or a flat out fabrication. Exit the pipeline.

Miami is a character on Dexter the same way New York is a character on Sex and the City and I’m tired of pretending it not

Sandcastles

I’m a socially anxious person who’s been called ‘weird’ more times than I can count. But no one calls me weird more often than older women when I’m just starting to let my guard down and be myself in public.

Can I pet your dog?

Hate having inspo to draw at 7am when I have a full work day 🥲