Just had a job interview and my previous manager (who I don’t think is my biggest fan) was on the panel 🥀

Squirtle, use bidet attack

Do you think the ghosts of the people who died on the Titan submersible are wandering the ocean floor?

Your favourite movie #webcomic

Me silently bearing witness to family members posting the most insane takes on Facebook

I really hate to do this but my iPad is dying. The screen is burnt out and it’s overheating 😬 Everyone has more important things to worry about but if you are able to throw me some extra $ via PayPal (@eirinnske) or joining my Patreon so I can buy a new iPad that would be so appreciated!💛

I never thought that cropping screenshots would become a lost art and yet, here we are.

I’m drunk, reply in a way that will confuse sober me

Plate of the Plot #DnD

Hold me back from going off on rants while I remind myself my online persona is the stupid cartoon lady with no serious opinions

New 🔞 exclusive up on Patreon

Hot take

Learning I’m older than the chupacabra has deeply upset me

Pretentious

Watching my husband play through the new Resident Evil while he recovers from surgery. He keeps trying to give me the controller, how the tables have turned.

Confession: I plagiarised my yr 12 final drama monologue by Frankenstein-ing together different speeches by JD and Elliott throughout the original Scrubs series. I was so obsessed with Scrubs that writing that off top of my head was easier than just making something up. Take me away 🚓

My legacy

Mummy issues

Fuck Meta. I can’t wait to stop using it.

I’m a very cynical person, it’s one of my worst traits, I’m trying to overcome it. E.g. Many people reached out to ask if I’m ok after my latest comic. Instead of thinking “That’s nice, people care” my cynical brain jumps to “They don’t actually care, they’re being performative”.

Seriously? People can’t reconcile with their perception of Jim Carrey being incorrect because he got work done so now he’s a clone? The internet is dumb as hell.

Intrusive thoughts 😳

In Australia, we practice trial by wombat

Devastated Smiling Friends is ending but so happy it’s because the creators made the decision themselves.

Comic sans is overly hated. I only don’t use it because I was bullied by chuds on reddit and I have no spine.

I just want a way to get nicotine into my system that isn’t dangerous and also is delicious, is that so much to ask?!

This whole Tourette’s/ BAFTAs thing has really brought out the ableism in people huh

In 2017, I was too scared to play Hollow Knight by myself. I made my husband do all the boss fights while I did the exploration. This weekend, I beat the Act 3 final boss of Silksong. 😌

This WIP is from the finale of a 7 part story arc now available exclusively on Patreon - link in bio

Update: I found it in the bathroom this morning and very bravely vacuumed it up. 🕷️🪦

There’s a ~5 inch huntsman spider somewhere in my apartment. I was chill with him until I lost sight of him. As a kid I woke up with a big spider lowering itself towards me from the ceiling so I’m a bit too antsy to sleep 😶🕷️

Magic item 🧙‍♂️ My comics are generally always fictional, however this one is based on a true story

I must be in the minority but I spent most of episode 5 of A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms wondering “when will this flashback end?” I’ve read the books, I’m assuming that’s a factor.

Just saved my hottest take in Drafts. I’ll release it when I retire from this account (or life).

Life sentence

My life has been exponentially improved by not reading Reddit comments

Finally back home after spending the better part of two weeks caring for my mother. She’s much more mobile now and is in good spirits. Thank you to everyone who wished her well!

Just subscribed to National Geographic for monthly physical magazines cause holy shit the internet is ass now

Cool Brain Trick

My mother had an accident a week ago and I’ve been taking care of her. I’ve gotten real good at making white wine spritzers.

If someone blocks you, you might assume they’ve conceded something. But you shouldn’t discount the possibility that you’re just annoying af.

My new favourite kind of interaction online: 1. Someone makes assumptions about you/ your thought process/ your life 2. You let them know they’re wrong 3. They double down and essentially accuse you of lying because they simply must be correct. It’s not fucking annoying or weird at all!

Shocking

I hate having to fact check everything! I wanted to believe Jake Paul is wearing a lace front beard because his jaw is mush 😭

I hate Mondays for the same reason Garfield does: The guy that feeds me is out of the house for most of the week.

This account stuck my comic through an ugly AI filter, removed my @ from the bottom and blocked me when I called them out.

I can’t tell if this is theft or not but it’s AI so fuck this person

I thought this so now you have to see it

Role Play

Me: makes a self-deprecating joke Other person: gives heartfelt advice My brain: they took you seriously, that means it’s true