I was talking to a 25 year old last week and i said “it’s really the worst it’s ever been” and he looked me square in the eye and said “yeah and that’s been my whole life” (obviously he was alive some some hope years but yeah in terms of coming online to political awareness…. sheesh)

I know things weren’t perfect (so please no “whatabout”-isms here), but things felt so much more positive and it’s been so hard reconciling that era of positivity, when I thought things would only keep getting better, with this era, where things get worse everyday and no one cares about anything

The extraordinary strangeness of being internet acquaintances and/or thirst-follower from afar for many years, and then after a long period of knowing two people as couple you go "wait a minute, these pictures..... the location tag........... did they get divorced???"

be so real why does that guy need to be so fit to curl in the Olympics

Managed to watch drag race a full 48 hours after it aired without being spoiled! Thanks internet

Insurance only covers my DoxyPep if we get 90 of them OOoook

Re-punched my card tonight as a “97/3” bottom-to-top ratio 💪

I for one am happy that Pedro P has an age-appropriate boyfriend 💅

Oh you’re a gay couple? Which one of you works from home and is desperate to get out of the house every night and which one of you works with the public and spends any time not at work in bed?

catching up on drag race I exercised my free will and 5min into the challenge fast forwarded through the entire rest of snatch game so I could watch the runway and elimination. full rigor morris on that lip sync 😖

Weird! My strategy of “glance at cute guys and then don’t speak to them” is not working so well tonight st the gay bar !!!!!!

I ate an undergraduate ass tonight you’re welcome world! This is me paying it forward

Spilled an entire drink on a man earlier tonight (mostly sober!) but have recovered

Sorry for reposting the rash pic but I appreciate the reminder to have fun but be mindful my fellow slooots 💜💜

As @doctorcarlton.bsky.social has encouraged all of us to do, this is another reason to check the grounds before you play. This isn't an infection doxyPEP will prevent but it's a gift that'll keep on giving. www.cidrap.umn.edu/sexually-tra...

You can tell Bad Bunny is straight because he did that whole espectaculo without changing outfits once

Just paid $5.44 for a soda water welcome to new yoooooork it’s been waiting for you

Saving $30 by taking the subway I am a frugal hero

with complete honesty it’s only videos of women making “game day” spreads that clued me in there may be a big game coming up

Holy shit It’s cold out

((Moving some folks off main feed and onto sexy lists! If I unfollow you it likely means I just want to be able to open this app on the train😭))

If I leave the house with a mostly empty tote bag, I WILL be browsing for a little treat or five

building a Tom Bombadil brawl deck on arena just to feel something

Thanks @nyjacks.bsky.social for a chance to see some old pals and to squirt hard while a stud groped me juuuust right. After I came on him, he offered to cum on me ( I agreed !), so then he positioned me a full foot away—he’s a shooter, folks.

Been sick for so many days and can’t even muster up the energy to start a new Stardew save file or something. Careful of this nasty flu gays bewaaaaaaaaare

Rode a thick neighbor cock 2x and now time to snooooooozzzzze

I SENT FACE AND HE BLOCKED ME BAHAHAHHAAHAHA

born to “omg YUM” forced to “nice cock bro”

“You get to exhale now, Shane”

Giddy clapping at the end of this episode hee hee hee im a book reader I don’t even care or feel any sense of suspense I just love love!

Watching the original Turkey Lurkey Time *is* a good trick for skirting the holiday blues, but unfortunately it only brings joy for the precise moments you are watching it www.youtube.com/watch?v=izgG...

Could some someone buy or make and feed me dinner pls

Help I went out for “just a drink or two” and then ended up in the bed of an old flirtation I thought didn’t like me and had two rounds of very hot connected sex wowww

I exercised for an hour (60 minutes !!) I know we throw around the word “hero” a lot but

Zoom in and look at the names and layouts of these rooms I am WHEEZING

Me coming out of my gay kindle unlimited smut cave to find the entirety of gay internet culture in my swamp (yes I am Shrek in this metaphor) 📚📚📚🔥🔥🔥🏒🍑💦

Genuinely interesting to see so many gays discovering the “women who write MM romance” conversation thanks to hunky tv show! Welcome!! We’ve been talking about this for awhile in the romance novel world 👋👋

That special moment when two guys you’ve been eyeing from across the bar start making out 🥲🥲

I adore D*vid Arch*leta and the gay stuff he's been up to but I have to giggle because it's clear he wants to be one of the dancey pop boys, but I can't help but see the underlying stiffness(!!) whenever he tries to bust the moves. Would still do unspeakable things to him.

I don’t actually care about a big dick—it’s as likely to make it intimidating to hook up with someone?—but when a repeat sex friend who you share great chemistry with has a huge hog and knows just how to prep you and use it right… holy smokes. spots I didn’t even know I had.

There’s one or two guys who do a million of those intentionally cringe or awkward pov characters in their short form videos and I’m embarrassed that I would like to know what the real guy is like in the sack…

Love following the several years on social media when a gay couple gets divorced and then dating a series of new boyfriends who look suspiciously like each other

girlfriend, pointing to boyfriend: “I’m bi, he dabbles” me later, to the bf: “i hear you dabble!” him: “nice try!”

lol a college student asked for more pictures and then blocked me! We love efficiency!

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Libbing out so hardcore tonight 😎

vacation sex with strangers; that’s it, that’s the skeet

Proving to myself that I can do “afters” one (1) time 🥱😴😴😴

if you fuck a standup people can hear about it on stage that weekend; fuck a playwright, people might hear about it on stage 2-3years later. Much safer 😌

If a man has made you feel nice or put a dick in you or rubbed you sensually, and he wants you to end the night by pissing on him, LET HIM. Costs nothing and honestly he worked for that piss. Amen