If I leave the house with a mostly empty tote bag, I WILL be browsing for a little treat or five

building a Tom Bombadil brawl deck on arena just to feel something

Thanks @nyjacks.bsky.social for a chance to see some old pals and to squirt hard while a stud groped me juuuust right. After I came on him, he offered to cum on me ( I agreed !), so then he positioned me a full foot away—he’s a shooter, folks.

Been sick for so many days and can’t even muster up the energy to start a new Stardew save file or something. Careful of this nasty flu gays bewaaaaaaaaare

Rode a thick neighbor cock 2x and now time to snooooooozzzzze

I SENT FACE AND HE BLOCKED ME BAHAHAHHAAHAHA

born to “omg YUM” forced to “nice cock bro”

“You get to exhale now, Shane”

Giddy clapping at the end of this episode hee hee hee im a book reader I don’t even care or feel any sense of suspense I just love love!

Watching the original Turkey Lurkey Time *is* a good trick for skirting the holiday blues, but unfortunately it only brings joy for the precise moments you are watching it www.youtube.com/watch?v=izgG...

Could some someone buy or make and feed me dinner pls

Help I went out for “just a drink or two” and then ended up in the bed of an old flirtation I thought didn’t like me and had two rounds of very hot connected sex wowww

I exercised for an hour (60 minutes !!) I know we throw around the word “hero” a lot but

Zoom in and look at the names and layouts of these rooms I am WHEEZING

Me coming out of my gay kindle unlimited smut cave to find the entirety of gay internet culture in my swamp (yes I am Shrek in this metaphor) 📚📚📚🔥🔥🔥🏒🍑💦

Genuinely interesting to see so many gays discovering the “women who write MM romance” conversation thanks to hunky tv show! Welcome!! We’ve been talking about this for awhile in the romance novel world 👋👋

That special moment when two guys you’ve been eyeing from across the bar start making out 🥲🥲

I adore D*vid Arch*leta and the gay stuff he's been up to but I have to giggle because it's clear he wants to be one of the dancey pop boys, but I can't help but see the underlying stiffness(!!) whenever he tries to bust the moves. Would still do unspeakable things to him.

I don’t actually care about a big dick—it’s as likely to make it intimidating to hook up with someone?—but when a repeat sex friend who you share great chemistry with has a huge hog and knows just how to prep you and use it right… holy smokes. spots I didn’t even know I had.

There’s one or two guys who do a million of those intentionally cringe or awkward pov characters in their short form videos and I’m embarrassed that I would like to know what the real guy is like in the sack…

Love following the several years on social media when a gay couple gets divorced and then dating a series of new boyfriends who look suspiciously like each other

girlfriend, pointing to boyfriend: “I’m bi, he dabbles” me later, to the bf: “i hear you dabble!” him: “nice try!”

lol a college student asked for more pictures and then blocked me! We love efficiency!

pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.

Libbing out so hardcore tonight 😎

vacation sex with strangers; that’s it, that’s the skeet

Proving to myself that I can do “afters” one (1) time 🥱😴😴😴

if you fuck a standup people can hear about it on stage that weekend; fuck a playwright, people might hear about it on stage 2-3years later. Much safer 😌

If a man has made you feel nice or put a dick in you or rubbed you sensually, and he wants you to end the night by pissing on him, LET HIM. Costs nothing and honestly he worked for that piss. Amen

Man grindr is truly the shittiest Las Vegas con man version of an all these days. Every two years I open it while I’m on a trip somewhere and nearly barf at the ads and bullshit

I would look at Scruff stories if they existed for me!

Wild to run into the same very hot tourist twice, on two separate weekends! Sorry to the older New Yorker who had been chatting him up, since to all appearances I walked in and 5min later we were making out. (We had backstory! From last weekend!!)

"Your Spanish is good" is such a flattering thing to hear from a hot tourist on the dance floor just before he puts his hand down your pants 😌

Is anyone else strangely entranced by those Banana Ball videos all over my feed? I saw someone asking "is this like straight drag." Hot men in tight outfits mugging for the camera, doing bits, dancing their little hearts out, and playing some baseball? Feels like every sport should do this

Ok well at least they learned their lesson and are putting the new Knives Out in “select theaters” before Netflix…. Annoyed I gotta wait until Thanksgiving tho.

When you would like to be horny but have some (non-contagious, non-threatening but uncomfortable) thing affecting every sex part. My chapped ass and dry-skin dick will just be over here in the corner trying to stay dry and hydrated in the right amounts 🫩🫩🫩🫩

Me with modern day Star Trek. (I’m still mad about cancellation of Lower Decks—HOW expensive could that show be to produce!!? Relatively speaking)

After several decades of crushes, it’s always fun to see how all of my unrequited loves are aging. Some well!

Colonoscopy went fine (it’s not as bad as pop culture makes it sound, just some dull and uncomfortable prep). I asked the gastro doctor if I should be worried about internal hemorrhoids as someone who has anal sex and she was like “nah” 🤣

That cozy, meditative space in an adult man’s life when he’s just playing on his phone, waiting for the colonoscopy prep medicine to transform 🍑 into🚰

I just want to be a slut all day every day but I’m too tired to make it a reality

finding a sudden belief in the collective ability of all humanity to will something into existence through sheer hope

Would that I could host a round table discussion from every corner of Discourse about The Cut Gay Sex “is everyone doing G without me” article

Group sniffles meetup flaked (or, took too long so I flaked). Carpet-bro-mbed midtown a bit with messages before withdrawing for home. 🤷

we throw around the word "hero" a lot, but... 👦

Saw somebody posting the other day "you have no idea how hard I've worked for this mediocre body" and it really spoke to me 🥲

Tried the Eagle tonight: Met a couple delightful chat partners and got to watch my old bartender crush fuck two (2) strangers in the corner, but didn’t get off because it’s really a place for people who love blowjobs and BO imho (mazel to you)

Truly need sniffles but where I can find gays into other hobbies. Not that I don’t like sex too! But looking for nearby nerdy friends is tough

As a reply guy, I’m mostly chaotic neutral.

Every so often a 🥰🥰NICE MAN🥰🥰 is up on flingster damn 🥹