The classic dilemma: continue to create shareholder value or take a long lunch and edge? A truly impossible decision.

I’m committed getting hotter, fatter, sluttier, and stupider in 2026

Every day is Tummy Tuesday in this house! It’s also always Fat Cock Friday. It’s very confusing, as you can imagine.

Daddington Bear… is this anything? How is that landing?

Pokémon ZA is so fun but I haven’t played a single one since Emerald and it’s also kind of daunting not knowing what over half of the pokemon are or the new type advantages

“Do you have an addictive personality?” *rips vape, crushes empty Monster can on forehead* Nah not really, why?

bewwy wubs courtesy of @pupshutter.bsky.social

Coke kinda smells like celery there I said it

Had so much fun bullying @wildgarlics.bsky.social and making him be a good lil 🚬🐶 yesterday

I feel like my nipples have gotten darker as I’ve gotten older, is that a thing?

Huff huff pass

Some people are the Mom Friend, I’m more of a Dad Friend. I work a lot, I’m a little emotionally distant, I’ll probably forget your recital, but I still love and care about you and I make a lot of bad jokes

This post brought to you by @pupshutter.bsky.social and @portal.slut.dog both piston-fucking me at the same time and forever altering my brain chemistry

Truly Madly DP

Accounts full of pics of cis dudes photoshopped to have pussies are so weird to me when there are so many insanely hot actual dudes with pussies

Your favorite daddy cub’s favorite daddy cub

Feeling sick today send hairy hole

born to “omg YUM” forced to “nice cock bro”

In desperate need of big hairy sweaty cock and butthole in my face, I fear I may not survive 😔🥀

Cheeky chewsday, innit?

My influence 😌

Pe, and I can’t stress this enough, nis

I may buy stupid, but I’m also drunk

Good morning, Italian word for bassoon

I dyed my hair btw

My favorite part of The Substance is when she opens up her bussy (back pussy) and lets the new girl out

Breaking news: I love to cum in fuzzy butts

Someone asked me to aim for my pit…so I did 💦

One of my favorite chainstitch commissions. Booking custom pieces for the holidays. Shoot me an email to [email protected]

Let’s get spooky 😈

Just looking through my archives and oh look, Hoodie September #gayart #nsfwart

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime Jorkin it crazy style on company time

Bear dad bottoms make the world go around

Suffice it to say, @pawlyboy88.bsky.social was a wonderful house guest for @pupshutter.bsky.social and I 🥰🐾 Come back soon lil buddy

Did I do it? Am I masc now?

It’s been a very. Very. Very good weekend. Thanks @hiimlyka.bsky.social and our closest for some great memories.

I hate repost accounts. A: taking other peoples content sucks and B: this is the hottest weeaboo I’ve ever seen in my life and I need to know who he is

Good morning 🌤️

I love closing my eyes like lol I can’t see you

Me: I’m so tired of faceless accounts Also me: follows 20 new faceless accounts because they have nice dicks

You can ask @pupshutter.bsky.social, I’m a real handful

Thanks for letting me crash at your place, mind if I make myself comfortable?

Some stills from my session with @pupsunburst.bsky.social a couple weeks ago. I think rope is a good look on me, what do you think?

Some more Wolvies. patreon.com/bruteandbrawn

Liking emo music is so embarrassing, what do you mean the song stuck in my head is Your Death Makes Me Wish Heaven Was Real by Frail Body 😭

Thanks @pupsunburst.bsky.social for the fun tying sesh, the rope wedgie was unexpected but very appreciated 😳🤤

Last night I got to play with @hiimlyka.bsky.social huge bone. Posting the video to JFF

@hiimlyka.bsky.social has the best throat. 😏

Breathe in, breathe out. Take it all in, pup 😮‍💨