Yesterday, I uploaded the ISO image of one of the rarest videogames known to exist, of which a single copy is known to exist in the online world. After years of appeals, its owner finally agreed to share it with me so that I could in turn share it with the world.

I'm going to be a father 🥹

Epigenetic memories of Detroit, MI

i know people say autism can't be cured because it's not a disease but i think we should try curing it by giving every autistic person five million dollars in cash

god forbid a divorced dad catches a vibe at the club

What are we, a bunch of Asians??

Looking at bluesky rn

They're doing this to me every single day

The weather report in Dubai is just a guy dressed as the sun whispering "Forever" into the camera for an entire minute.

Not being able to blow people up with your mind is a form of torture

Despite all my rage I am still just Nicolas Cage

Finally faced my fears and I am no longer afraid of Chinese dragons

Nosferatu 2024

They're letting me eat all of this

In a secret location for Christmas

Chapulín Colorado is an honorable scientist studying mischief and justice. He is well respected among our circle

I JUST FUCKING KILLED SANTA CLAUSE IN A SUBURBAN ILLINOIS TOWN DURING MY CUSTODY WEEKEND WITH MY SON

What if there was an evil Chinese guy?

A healthy newborn pair of twins named Viper and Concrete

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's finally happened

Every time a coworker asks me to do something I go "oof!" and drop all my rings on the floor

The SEC has prevented me from doing something extremely funny once again

It takes a lot of courage to go nonverbal at the Mexican grocery store actually

Will I understand Shakira if I haven’t seen Akira

Have you ever heard of the sad clown, tamagotchi?

Drinking two beers and falling asleep world champion

One man's ass is another man's pleasure

Just sent a guy to christmas hell for decorating wrong

all of my sons hatched today 🥰

I torment my son by threatening to take him to the fictional restaurant “Broccoli King” where they serve Broccoli nuggets, broccoli and broccoli sandwiches on broccoli bread, broccoli burgers, and to drink brocolate milk which is like chocolate milk but broccoli.

Everyone sitting together for a lavish Thanksgiving dinner underneath a tasteful and imposingly large framed portrait of two gay baboons kissing

This drive-thru boring as hell, gonna start drinking and playing fortnight on my phone

A lot of Thanksgiving pilgrims (thanksgiving's grinch) out there folks, not one speck of thankfulness in their hearts, barely any giant inflatable turkey decorations, you hate to see it

This app is getting closer and closer to being good

This to DefTones

Wait, this isn't a normal sandwich, it's a freakwich⁉️ my wife totally FREAKED this wich??

Committing as many OSHA violations as possible

They don't want me saying this but, hawk tuah

*walking up to the bar next to you* Hey how's it going. Hehe, long wait at this place all the time I swear. Do you believe in second chances? Do you believe in second chances? Do you believe in second chances? Do you believe in second chances?

Just got back from Korea 🥰 Just a little spa treatment, no I didn't get any work done

Planning on doing this later

Disappointed in you all

WOW. Nobody showed up for freak day

Good morning and happy FREAKDAY to everybody! Get out there, catch someone, and totally FREAK them

Chinese water turned my daughter into a giant centipede